For some reason my family took me to see Wedding Crashers when I was 11 and the sex scenes made me so uncomfortable I cried. Haven't seen it since so I have no idea if the movie's actually any good or not

QTP with FOUR games that hold special memories for you! The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles (Gamecube) Terraria (PC) 1000xRESIST (PC)

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@puke.bsky.social found a familiar face in a box of japanese candy

i dont blame the french coach for being stressed but it's so funny how he's yelling every time they cut to him

Yesterday my dad asked me about modern video game consoles because his latest one is the ps3, but I don't have a ps5 or xbox so I was looking stuff up to make sure I'm giving him correct information. Then today I get an email advertising PS5 out of the blue. It's creepy as hell how they can do that

Tried Wario World for the first time today and I'm loving it so much. I'm shocked it took me this long to play it. The movement and combat are so fun and everything is so creative. Sometimes I stop and fight respawning enemies just because it's fun to swing them around and pile drive them

the danger of coding like toby fox: you make hit games, but people make video essays insulting your coding. so is it really worth it?

let's take this shit to the extreme. time to make the US government a publicly traded company

It probably felt good as fuck to make shit up prior to the renaissance. There's basically no chance that someone could fact check you, and your lies have a chance of becoming enduring legends that last thousands of years

Hanyuu

* In my way.

I'm convinced that kirby air riders will inspire another generation of obsessed players like the original. It seems like the online playerbase has dwindled, but the original remained a cult classic even with no online (until mods way later) and the game is way too good to not retain a playerbase

i love doing jp -> en translation and it would be so awesome to get a job that involves that instead of doing something i hate. but im self taught and dont have a degree in japanese or english so im guessing it would be hard to get one

Our new album has been out for a couple of days now! A huge thank you to all of you that listened to the album, left lovely comments, shared the album and/or bought it on bandcamp. It means a lot! ❤️ Link to the album: youtu.be/4oY6Wj7GMXg #yourssincerely #newalbum

a rising tide sinks all ships

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Saddest six word story

buddy I'm the one who did it, I already know

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Microsoft reportedly hoping to regain its foothold in the console market with its newly revealed family of systems: The Series One Xbox, The Xbox 3-6T,The Original Xbox, The Xbox Series 1-X and The X-Box

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Americans deserve a lot of shit, but the meme that we wear shoes inside our homes is the only one that actually annoys me because it's not true. But a majority of foreigners seem to really believe it. However I'm down for being clowned on for trucks, guns, and hamburgers any time because that's real

No way they just gave Avi Loeb an official government position 😭 I'm familiar with this guy because my dad likes his conspiracy theories apnews.com/article/trum...

Just found out about the Wizardry remake for the Famicon. This might be the best thing I've ever seen. Can you imagine a hippo in a dungeon. #CRPG #DungeonCrawler #Famicon

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if I was more evil I'd make a truth social account and post shit like "carbon monoxide detectors are actually mind control devices, that's why they make you have multiple in every home. if you have one in your home unplug it NOW." but that would be evil, no matter how funny it'd be

I've been thinking about using my web development skills to make a lil personal website where I highlight random mario maker 2 levels that come from that flood that is the "recent" tab. Yeah, a lot of them are mediocre or low effort, but I think there's usually still charming aspects,

I like how the bsky kirby air riders feed consistently has a stream of people going "I just tried kirby air riders what the hell this game is awesome"

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We evolved to see yellow as standing out so we could find food in the wild more easily, an adaptation that I exploit as I use the yellow highlighter tool on this spreadsheet to draw your attention to how Ernie in accounts receivable isn’t using sequential invoice numbers

Get run over with the ice rink roller vehicle? ——- ———————— | OK | | Maybe Later | ——- ———————-

Our track Umbrella is out now! Give it a listen :) Videoclip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLdy... Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2uztIU... Bandcamp: yours-sincerely.bandcamp.com/track/umbrella Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/yours_sincer...

I'm tired of this shit. Don't fall for it. They're trying to scapegoat the people I grew up with, befriended, went to school with, and currently work with. They're just trying to get by like any other group of people

Trying to get my NES working again, and some games work better than others. Super mario bros 3 starts great then eventually turns into this. At least it's very funny

oh akane kurashiki... how you fascinate me #999

Six months-long exposure taken using a pinhole camera containing photographic paper. It tracked the Sun’s movement in the sky from winter to summer solstice. Each curve shows one day and stretches of cloudy days can be seen as dark patches. #solarcan 🔭🧪

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trust me bro we're like JUST about to make a peace deal just trust us I know the strait is closed again and nothing will convince the israelis to end their bloodthirsty expansionism but we're SO close to a deal it's like just about to happen for real this time

🏮 OFFICIAL CHAT MASCOT 🏮 we now have our official mascot! litties -> the lanterns that light up the izakaya 🧡 i'd love to see if anyone would like to make their own, please feel free to have creative liberty (different lantern shapes, colours, faces, etc.)

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It's never made sense to me that e.g. threefold means "three times as much". If you fold a piece of paper three times, it's now eight times as thick, not three times as thick. I think that nfold should mean 2 to the power of n

wishing all a happy and meaningful juneteenth. here's a thread of Black creators i know of who you can support, and also since a lot of my followers are dmv-based, some local Black artists/makers as well

Looked through an old hard drive and found the most nostalgic gmod pictures ever, from 2011

imagine how legendary these pranks were if they got your entire gender banned from the job

I hope Sakurai isn't involved if (when) they make another smash bros game. Mostly because I want to see what other games Sakurai's got in him. The old smash bros games will still be there and he already said he won't be able to top Ultimate. Let some young blood shake up smash and let Sakurai free!

(condescendingly) oh, you found an easy way to fix an issue? it's like you don't even know about the way *I* do it that's way more effort and also has a worse end result