comic about using clothing to express yourself (1/3)

hey, I want to recommend an anime to you but you have to promise to keep an open mind, it's about a working class family who [I circuitously describe The Simpsons for about 10 minutes, you choose not to interrupt me even though you figured out the punchline 5 seconds in]

Shocking exposé reveals true reason for renouncement of Prince Andrew's royal titles and expulsion from royal lodge: "they're just having a laugh"

this post was visited by two spirits last night

yeah I'm actually writing my doctorate thesis in philosophy of zoology right now, it's about trying to nail down a conclusive definition of what an "animal" is, I don't want to get technical but so far I've got "furred, feathered or scaled quadruped"

I'm an applied philosopher of language, in the phrase "for the time being" I'm trying to figure out what "the time being" refers to and how we may capture and kill it

due to a confluence of factors a large percentage of people will be receiving prints of surprisingly high-quality custom artwork for christmas this year

good evening ANTICITIZENS, we just received another confirmed LAMBDA CACHE from the 'Free Man' inside Valve HQ.....its now confirmed rumors of a reveal at TGA was an intentonal RUSE by Gabe to lure out anti-HLX dissidents within Valve, who have been summarily executed...the real drop will be SOON™

they're turning Half-Life 3 into the new QAnon

one of the best ways to do something is basically deftly

the parable of Jesus and the diddy ahh blud

the Buddha encounters a woke chud

the internet has taught us all one thing: you need to formulate a pejorative term for any minor thing that bothers you and use it as often as possible

the woke mob: a tower can't be "Eiffel" based France: hold my wine.

guy who was Severanced when it happened so only his innie got Pluribused

oh watch pluribus, it's on apple, watch punglebub it's on pear, literally watch purplebulge on banana, check out plunderblurb on grapefruit...would you listen to yourselves

they call me Mr. Eponymous

they should call them convenient stores, given how convenient they are

Notion: Games run on computers which are capable of many things. I'd love to hear of instances of games creating the impression of reading the player's mind, especially if it doesn't rely on tricking the player

You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again: 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀: 1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n

Eric Adams offered encouraging words: "May your discreditors become your copy-editors as you ascend to the role of publisher of your newspaper of victory."

seeing headlines about Outer Worlds 2 and every time experiencing micro-elation and instant disappointment as I realise it's not about Outer Wilds 2

(bad Mike Myers Scottish accent)

I'm glad the chainsaw man movie named after me is good, I deserve as much

what if he was called Domhnhall Trump?

In 2024 More Children Were Born Named Chatgipiti Than Any Previous Year on Record and Scientists Have No Idea Why

That's a lie by the way, but if you share it it can be true

#FunFact fun fact: in the comics Garfield is never explicitly stated to be a male cat or referred to by male pronouns, always just being referred to as 'Garfield'

I can't help but feel worried about a society where constant access to short form video content has raised an entire generation to believe it's a remotely acceptable idea to purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking

Red Skelton is probably the scariest name in history

luckily my portfolio is mainly in uncommon earths

Marauders become my lauders when I sermon at the pulpit of absolution

My assailants become my availments when I optimize my portfolio of success

My doubters become my grouters when I renovate my bathroom of success

I'm baffled by how bad windows can get, I'm setting up a new PC for work and the bing search results (that I hate anyway) in the general search bar appear to just spit out random garbage

unthinkable happens at Dallas book signing by author J.F.K. Rowling

what the hell do you mean

(sauropsid internet) they should invent a separate hole for pee and poo

Heartwarming: Scientists have calculated that a world as bad as ours is implausible

close call: this man believes a much worse world is unlikely

bad news: scientists have discovered a worse world that's possible

An important rule that's yet to fully stratify is that you can't grant slack on mistakes in work that was outsourced to "AI". If someone sends you some LLM-hallucinated nonsense then that has to reflect as badly on their intelligence as if they'd confidently sent you manually authored nonsense

just invented a better world that's plausible

they should invent a better world that's possible

they should invent some new prefixes, we've put too much strain on ex- and con- already

there should be a separate esophagus just for liquids that runs directly into your bloodstream

there's two types of people, people who shave themselves, and people who shave all those who don't shave themselves

the orange sea slug