they should call them convenient stores, given how convenient they are

Notion: Games run on computers which are capable of many things. I'd love to hear of instances of games creating the impression of reading the player's mind, especially if it doesn't rely on tricking the player

You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again: 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀: 1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n

Eric Adams offered encouraging words: "May your discreditors become your copy-editors as you ascend to the role of publisher of your newspaper of victory."

seeing headlines about Outer Worlds 2 and every time experiencing micro-elation and instant disappointment as I realise it's not about Outer Wilds 2

(bad Mike Myers Scottish accent)

I'm glad the chainsaw man movie named after me is good, I deserve as much

what if he was called Domhnhall Trump?

In 2024 More Children Were Born Named Chatgipiti Than Any Previous Year on Record and Scientists Have No Idea Why

That's a lie by the way, but if you share it it can be true

#FunFact fun fact: in the comics Garfield is never explicitly stated to be a male cat or referred to by male pronouns, always just being referred to as 'Garfield'

I can't help but feel worried about a society where constant access to short form video content has raised an entire generation to believe it's a remotely acceptable idea to purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking

Red Skelton is probably the scariest name in history

luckily my portfolio is mainly in uncommon earths

Marauders become my lauders when I sermon at the pulpit of absolution

My assailants become my availments when I optimize my portfolio of success

My doubters become my grouters when I renovate my bathroom of success

I'm baffled by how bad windows can get, I'm setting up a new PC for work and the bing search results (that I hate anyway) in the general search bar appear to just spit out random garbage

unthinkable happens at Dallas book signing by author J.F.K. Rowling

what the hell do you mean

(sauropsid internet) they should invent a separate hole for pee and poo

Heartwarming: Scientists have calculated that a world as bad as ours is implausible

close call: this man believes a much worse world is unlikely

bad news: scientists have discovered a worse world that's possible

An important rule that's yet to fully stratify is that you can't grant slack on mistakes in work that was outsourced to "AI". If someone sends you some LLM-hallucinated nonsense then that has to reflect as badly on their intelligence as if they'd confidently sent you manually authored nonsense

just invented a better world that's plausible

they should invent a better world that's possible

they should invent some new prefixes, we've put too much strain on ex- and con- already

there should be a separate esophagus just for liquids that runs directly into your bloodstream

there's two types of people, people who shave themselves, and people who shave all those who don't shave themselves

the orange sea slug

I bring a "survive at any cost" mindset to work outings that my boss probably did not intend to evoke

video games only became art the moment multiplayer games made it so the enemy team is always coloured red from your perspective

he's right but only for Hollow Knight where the entire sequence he describes would take 8 hours to complete

are the powerpuff girls the most famous homunculi in the world

(guy with a little friend) say hello to my little friend

japanese fighting game but it's all realistically proportioned men and women in their 20s to 40s in reasonably practical costumes performing slightly plausible combat moves in drab locales while representing realistic injuries and it's called Fighter League 2025

western developed fighting game but it's still named like Essence Spirit -Soul 2.22 OVERPASS

Faith in Humanity Restored: The Engineer Who Decided USB Ports Should be Rectangular But Only Allow a Single Orientation to Actually Fit is Facing Trial at The Hague for What He Did in Cambodia in the 1970s!

GTA V style captions now available: rezuaq.be/new-area/ima...

Weapons was amazing, run, don't walk, to your nearest showing

deus ex human revolution is set in a very accelerated 2027, but now its depiction of fake news being hand-crafted by newsrooms using 3D computer graphics is oddly outdated

future mass link rot event when twitter gets sold again but Elon takes back his x.com domain

if they keep making me laugh I'll keep making them

effective altruist-controlled payment processor that just forges all payment records and reroutes all money to shrimp welfare

woke payment processor that refuses to serve platforms offering content depicting racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

deltarune splat sfx featured in flcl ep4