"Give me billions and I'll give you 14 brand new spanking nuclear submarines by 2045.." "I find that difficult to believe Max" "Would you believe 1 brand new nuclear submarine, and two slightly used ones by 2030?" "No" "Would you believe an IOU for 3 used rubber duckies with their squeaks missing?"

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As a friend says about other idiots: "He's difficult to ignore, but well worth the effort.."

Aust subs - need a quick reminder of the history of our submarine replacement fiasco? Cant remember the sheer cost of it all ? Rex Patrick's 'Crikey' article lays it all out. Onya Rex! www.crikey.com.au/2026/05/27/d...

It’s really frightening.

Dear Mr Albanese, I hope this fax finds you well. I am writing to express my interest in the position of NACC Commissioner. Am I ready and able to shirtfront corruption? You bet you are. You bet I am....

Thomas Massie: “Today is the six month anniversary of the Epstein Transparency Act. We’ve taken out two dozen CEOs, an ambassador, a prince, a prime minister, a minister of culture, that was just six months. I’ve got seven months left in Congress.” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

Big announcement on March 3. No part of this ever happened.

The default assumption should be that anything that this administration says is a lie until proven otherwise. Tяump lies about everything.

Yes FAMOUSLY it is Ronald McDonald who brought delicious food to the Greek people. They were lost, culinarily, before this.

Except Xi because he literally wasn't there.

One of my favorites...... Pretty timely 😀

🎵 Don't Porsche me Cause my fund is hedge I'm about to lose my tax advantage uh uh uh uh It's like a jungle sometimes Makes me wonder how I keep from going under..🎵 Self-Funded Retiree Rap

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Dear Media: Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass. We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

A blue whale’s poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second-largest piece of shit in the world — just behind Donald Trump.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤷🏻‍♂️

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

Former TIME editor Richard Stengel: “He is repeating every foreign and domestic policy mistake the US has made over the last 5 decades, but he’s doing it with a gracelessness, cluelessness, and corruption that has no precedent.”

Donald Trump called California Psychics to ask whether he'd win the war in Iran. The psychic said she saw a huge parade with millions of happy Americans waving flags. When Trump asked if he looked good on TV the psychic replied, "I don't know the casket was closed."

Oh Viktor, you are a very unattractive and also very unpopular man

Presidential profile by editorial cartoonist Jeff Stahler.

MELANIA

So $6 a ton on that 30k Urea shipment? Great job Donnie..

America’s favorite sport: saying the right thing and hoping no one checks the scoreboard.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Things haven’t gotten worse, we’ve gotten used to calling it normal.

This is a hideous, unacceptable fact. #FreePalestine

Or all of the above?

A mind-breaking muddle of news this morning: Humans going further than ever before in space and a lunatic president openly threatening war crimes at home. The sublime and the degenerate. Hard to keep it all in your head at once.

David McBride should not only be released ASAP, he should be awarded an Order of Australia. And whistleblower legislation needs urgent revision @paulrgregoire.bsky.social @quentindempster.bsky.social @squigglyrick.bsky.social @paulbongiorno.bsky.social @albomp.bsky.social

Steps up to the podium to address the US: Do not ask what your cvnt of a President can do for you. Ask what you can do to get rid of this cvnt

Former TIME editor Richard Stengel: “He is repeating every foreign and domestic policy mistake the US has made over the last 5 decades, but he’s doing it with a gracelessness, cluelessness, and corruption that has no precedent.”

Dutch newspaper cartoon

The era of "America First" has officially become "America Alone." When you spend years threatening allies and dismantling treaties, you don't get to act surprised when the world stops answering the phone. This isn't just a diplomatic spat, it's the collapse of American credibility on the world stage

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🧊 🎣

Onya Cathy

Just a handy reminder...

The appearance of loyalty to a spouse means *nothing* to Donald Trump. He cheated on ALL of his wives. And had sex with Stormy Daniels a few months after Melania had given birth. He appointed Pete Hegseth, who cheated on Wife 1 with Wife 2, who he cheated on with Wife 3, a coworker.

Read, and remember..