Maga Mike trotting out the usual DARVO, and proving yet again that enablers are just secondary abusers. See also: KKKaroline.

This is still my face at Shirley and Anton rn: #Strictly

Best wishes to Christian in seeking treatment for his *checks diagnostic manual* racism

Yup. Giving Laurence Fox vibes.

The best and only proper adaptation of Persuasion. Sheer perfection, as Mary Berry would say.

It’s hard to believe because narcissists with dementia famously make up crap.

Release the Epstein files. All of them. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Still think he should have received a Whole Life Sentence; he murdered 2 under-18s and intended to murder at least 30 primary age children. The fact that he was thwarted doesn’t remove the intent (or the paedophilia aspect). Just hope his sentence is increased. #24HoursInPoliceCustody

Let God be clear: No matter what he says or does, Donald Trump is not getting into Heaven.

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Because, famously, America never traded in slaves. 🫣

I know she was a terrible fat-shamer and a bit of an internalised misogynist, but I did fall in love with so many of her characters, and I still re-read Riders & Rivals now for a bit of escapism. RIP, Jilly Cooper. ♥️

Shut the fuck up cunt

Amy right now: #Strictly

Well, it SHOULD be a no brainer, but this is #Strictly so…

Deliberately taken my glasses off so I can’t see Tom “dancing”. #Strictly

Pffft, Chris and Nadia didn’t deserve to be in the bottom 2. Should have been Ross really. Either way, if Tom’s kept in, it’ll be the earliest I’ve combusted with rage. #Strictly

Please let Tom go out. #Strictly

It is a high holy day

I see Gregg Davies has found himself a new job.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

“Especially Gracechurch Street” - Miss Bingley, Pride & Prejudice.

Like Gollum talking to Sméagol 😆

So still trying to win over Reform voters then, @teamlabouruk.bsky.social? When will you learn?

Also, fire McSweeney into the sun.

Every morning I think “Surely Starmer will actually wake up and say something helpful to stop the far right”, and every morning I’m disappointed. Man’s a twat.

You don’t need the “about medicine” part.

Kenvue, which owns Tylenol, is issuing mildly worded statements when they need to say “we are going to sue you into the middle of next year.” There is no scientific basis whatsoever for people with zero medical expertise telling anybody to not take Tylenol, cut and dried interference-with-commerce

Incredible.

Why couldn’t @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social and @zarahsultana.bsky.social have just joined the Green Party, would have made life easier for us left-wingers.

Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled is just another reason to boycott Disney. Dunno about anyone else but I don’t want to have any sort of relationship - let alone a “special” one - with a rapey, smelly, narcissistic fascist wannabe dictator. #TrumpIsNotWelcome

🚨 POLICE TOOK OUR TRUMP & EPSTEIN VAN They're obviously terrified of THIS photo of Donald with the world’s most notorious paedophile making headlines while Trump visits the King. So whatever you do - DO NOT SHARE THIS VIDEO Location: Windsor High Street, UK #trump #epstein

21st century Britain where it's illegal to project an image on a wall but not illegal to supply weapons to mass murdering genocidal psychopaths

Thank goodness the gammon punching, kicking, throwing things and firing fireworks at the Met Police today aren’t - *checks notes* - dangerous terrorists like the pensioners and disabled people sitting silently & peacefully last week, holding signs.

This is nuts. He’s not a statesman. They don’t make a statement every time a civilian is murdered in a foreign country. They’re commenting because he was an ultra right wing bigot and they’re scrambling to look like they condone that

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Meanwhile in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, Starmer is having disabled Royal Air Force veterans arrested: #UK

Actually laughing at this. It’s quite incredible. I know malignant narcissists think that they’re the cleverest person in the world, but to be a flying monkey to the extent that you have to vomit lies out at the speed of light is quite amazing. #MagaMike

This is terrifying

Willie Chums United States, Census, 1920

Late to the party but Rylan can fuck all the way off.

Wait until you hear how continents work, it’ll blow your mind. (Also, North Carolina IS on the East Coast; do you have working eyes?)

Had the misfortune to drive through Stevenage today; literally looks like the monarch has died because the lampposts are so tall that all the flags the local flagshaggers have put up are at half mast. Apparently Stevenage Council are happy to leave them up. 🙄

Spent at least 10% of my brainpower during (the absolutely bloody excellent) #FantasticFour trying to work out what else I’ve seen Sarah Niles in. Had to look it up on the way home - she’s Dr Sharon in Ted Lasso!

Love my crocs for gardening or the beach, I don’t care what anyone else thinks.

If the entirety of The Magician’s Nephew is set in the 1940s/50s, instead of starting and ending the film there, I will f*cking RIOT. TMM is set in 1900. Framing device? Ok. Bringing everything forward by 45 years? NOT OK.

Having a particularly bad week with POTs/Dysautonomia/painful palpitations, nausea, shortness of breath etc. ofc made worse by heat, and for no apparent reason it is eleventy billion degrees in reception at Moorfields Brent Cross. Thought I was going to pass out. 😳🥵