im on a social media break rn so if yall wanna keep in touch you can ask dean for my number or add me on [checks phone apps] …..duolingo?

y'all just get the hell outta there

my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops

whoever scheduled our surgery list to consist of the two young husky sisters who love to howl at the top of their lungs and the pomeranian that quacks nonstop like a duck, i hate you

LGBT-and-A is this anything

Really needing a sledgehammer to the face rn

This guy here is dead 👇

$21k to call me a drug addict and tell me I was lying about my back injury btw.

waking up nowadays for obvious reasons

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

new year new gup

patsy update, say goodbye to the iconic bottom toof :((((((

my hands look like this so hers can look like this

And finally... theonion.com/am-i-ugly/

it is no longer called “an old wives tale” it is now called “young hot sexy wife ramblings”

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Not fucked up but if you don’t go to Drago’s and get the gator tacos and wash it down with a Swamp Monster then your cred goes down

Patsy update

Patsy update

wait did i never post this here #gachiakuta #gachiart #gachiakutafanart #tamsy #tamsycaines #anime #manga #art

gup (christmas eve version)

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

i miss my soulmate

Viral coffee hole

I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind

'Tis the season! theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...

Idk what religion this is but I’m listening #Solstice #Stonehenge

When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.

“Epstein Enterprises participant-witnesses”?

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020 'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"

squirrels night

where are the kawaii girls who feel like middle aged italian men inside at

merry smissmas everypony

Guess I'll post this again

going to sleep with the excitement of a child on Christmas Eve night but instead of being excited to wake up to see that Santa came, im excited to wake up to @instaagraham.bsky.social’s first day of being my coworker after 15 years of friendship

patsy update i got my hair done so i wanna show u but also i wanna show u patsy and the giant patsy portrait that gazes upon mine living room

Asane Teto #art #commission

AY YO TWICE MENTIONED????????

throwed up at work twice

Update: Jar-Jar Binks has been banned from the entire Star Wars galaxy

"Uh-oh! Meesa horny for murder again!" -Jar Jar Binks, about to fail his "No Bombad Oopsies December" challenge

patsy update ????????? ????!??

free episode idea for doctor who script writers: tardis fucks up as per usual and drops the doctor and co off in what appears to be medieval/Renaissance times until the camera pans to someone pulling out their cell phone. The doctor then realizes that they're at a Ren Faire

patsy update

Respectfully i am a very weak person rn and if i look into the current events of our world for any longer then i will deadass be institutionalized so in the meantime im gonna try to cut my social media presence in at least half bc god damn