The takeaway from the last 24 hours is that reading comprehension eludes many. The Bears stadium bill passed out of an Indiana legislative committee. It has yet to be passed by the full legislature or signed into law by the Governor. This is 2nd grade civics stuff.

Saint Louis Cardinals legend Alysa Liu

It took ten years but Dems finally distilled the basic message of the era

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Had *several* dreams last night that Amber Glenn was arrested for planting bombs around the country, and I have a few questions I would very much like my subconscious to answer.

This is a rout right now, and absolutely in the correct direction. #almostthere

I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended.

The Athletic Editor: “I need sixteen articles slamming Thomas Frank, stat. Is it possible he’s mentioned in the Epstein Files? If not, can we at least imply that he’s one of the redacted names?”

Easy choice to drop $50 on this

Is Beauty and the Beast the obvious, easy choice here? Of course. Did I vote for my boy JOSÉ CARIOCA instead because he's the GOAT? Of course. Now EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN TO BAHIA! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQe...

Tariffs on Sweden now

Confetti! (Video compression codecs work best when some pixels stay the same from frame to frame so they don’t have to transmit any data for them, and confetti is the opposite of this.)

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

No Kings includes Draft Kings

“That guy’s voice makes it sound like he really needs a cough drop. Did he have throat cancer or is he just like that?” -My wife, first time recipient of the Cris Collinsworth Experience

Fantasia is imperfect but daring, an incredibly historic film, and it's hard to understand just how ahead of its time it was. We don't appreciate it enough. Raya is...fine.

I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood. Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 #BrentfordFC

Did he invite Jimmy Kimmel on his show again?

when you're on your way to vote for the package film

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

The #illini beat Northwestern by *forty* and I’m *disappointed* because the ass kicking should have been even bigger.

MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.

The first Pooh film is just fine, inferior to the 2011 follow up, but this result should be an absolute rout in favor of the heffalumps and woozles.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

thanks I HATE this

i cry now

this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

you’ll never guess what this was in reply to

The later Pooh film might be the most underrated film in the WDAS canon. Not the *best* - not anywhere close to that - but it's been basically forgotten even though it slaps.

Congratulations to Pluribus Other Fernando Mendoza.

Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.

🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before. Last time: Dec 28, 2025 Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers

If we end up with another Pats/Rams fuckaround then just flush the entire league.

THE POPE'S STILL GOT IT

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

This is cheating because 1. It's a recent fan edit, not the actual trailer, and 2. The movie itself is, of course, awesome so I'm not really answering the question but I just wanted an excuse to post this crazy good trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToQ...

never seen this before and absolutely dying

Shoving Marc Cucurella to the ground should not result in a yellow card; the referee should instead shake your hand and thank you for your service to the game. #BrentfordFC

this is genuinely incredible

there are lifelong city dwellers who believe stupid things about rural people, but cities are also full of people who know rural or small town life *personally* and, to generalize grossly, cities do not get such places nearly as wrong as those places tend to get them.

Excited for the Red Stars to finally be relevant again just in time for their 50th anniversary as a club

Frank Pembleton

BRING ME MACCLESFIELD #BrentfordFC

NBC’s updated NFL scorebug no longer has the ticking circular play clock and now I am sad

The #illini spent September 20 trying to warn everyone what was coming. We should remember and honor their sacrifice.

THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT THE PITT

when your new kit arrives just in time for #BrentfordFC to move up to fifth (!)