RIP Chris Rea (cartoon by @robinflavell.bsky.social and me)

threadreaderapp.com/thread/19002... The case of Stephen Ireland is truly horrifying. Using a pride charity as a vehicle for his Paedophilia.

They’re gonna say the journalist was invited to the chat by Jackie Weaver

Great show as always, James. To celebrate, here's a brace of cartoons from the @theneweuropean.bsky.social around that time by @robinflavell.bsky.social and myself.

BREAKING: Trump blames plane crash on 'black' box.

Hobbit de Niro's waiting #TolkienItalian

Today we honour the true hero of Christmas - the inventor of the elasticated waistband.

🎵It’s Christmas time. There’s no need to be afraid 🎵 Me loading up on sprouts: “wrong”

Is it too early to start on the Christmas* gin? *Christmas 2025

Just saw someone driving home for Christmas in my Rea view mirror.

Just spotted Cat Stevens with a ladder up outside his shop. Awning has broken.

The premise of The 6th Sense is much like the end of Titanic ie. Icy Dead People.

"Floats like a butterfly, morphing into a pair of elephant ears" Mohammed Dali.

Our dog kennel was designed by German architects. It's a bauwauhaus.

Picked a good day to start collecting trampolines.

"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

I didn't believe in synaesthesia. But then I saw scents.

I've lost so many bits of Scalextrix - I can't keep track.

Wow hope the server doesn’t crash because this image is AMAZING

If I had an inhaler, I'd call it Vlad.

I wonder what existed before the Big Bang? Ah, no matter.

An Islamophobe, a white supremacist, and a sexual predator walk into a bar. The barman says "What'll it be President Trump?"

The Terminator - he had a chip on his shoulder

“Robin, have you finished defrosting the car?” Me:

The world’s worst limbo dancer walks into a bar…

REM: “What’s the measurement of frequency Kenneth?” Everybody: “Hertz”

Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

Following someone on BlueSky who you remember from Twitter - then remembering why you unfollowed them.

I like shameless charity grifters, but I also admire tax-dodging millionaire farmers - but who is the most morally corrupt? There's only one way to find out...

If you’re a UK based old comedy writer just keep staring at your computer screen willing yet another gag from your tired decaying brain… This is a fantastic thing by the way 👇👇👇

“How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?” 384, my liege “Ok, round them up” 400, my liege

"So on Bluesky the Discovery page will be carefully curated content based on our individual likes and interests, and not just relentless self-promotional guff about the platform?" "You asked about the temperature..."

Man waiting for former Twitter followers to follow him on BlueSky assumes “they just haven’t noticed me yet”

BREAKING: Bluesky status upgraded to 'echo auditorium'

If farmers really wanted to make a statement they could drive tractors down busy A-roads at 20mph causing massive tailbacks whilst still stubbornly refusing to pull over and let anyone past.

Definitely ‘clothes’ weather.

Looks like Hammond has arrived

These inheritance tax changes are a major act of sell farm.

Seriously snowy on the Brighouse road

“Wow we made it to Bluesky”

‘Twitter’ by Hieronymusk Bosch

I might open a shop called Pi. I don't know what it would sell but it would be open 22/7.

[Twilight Zone music]

[wanders into Bluesky, rubs eyes, looks round] “Hi Lloyd, little slow tonight, ain’t it?”

If Twitter right now was a horror story it would be The Musk of the Red Death.

If it snows on Monday and they don’t rename this place WhiteSky then what’s the point of anything.

Hello… nice to be trying a new place. It’s lovely to be somewhere for reasonable, informed, reliable conversation - but I also want to be challenged, hear views I don’t agree with and have my assumptions overturned. Any help out there to make sure that happens?

OK so over on twitter I made like a huge thread of just outstanding jokes and I don't want to have them lost to Muskovites so I am going to insert them in a thread here

Not like a Kennedy to have part of his brain missing.

Friday night. Time to haul ass