Conversations I have with my 3 yr old: “don’t lick the knife. They’re sharp, that’s why. Okay if you want to eat the peanut butter without putting it on anything you can go get a spoon. But we don’t lick No I said GET A SPOON we don’t stick our face in the peanut butter. Yes I know Tâf does it.”

RIIIIIIIGGOOOOOO

Converted up a Drukhari Haemonculus for my Drukharbie force. Pretty happy with it! #PaintingWarhammer #40K

it’s all i’ve got

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here

of course I know her… she’s me!

I refuse to shop anywhere in this country while they’re having “Black Friday” deals because absolutely the fuck not; we do not HAVE Thanksgiving, black friday is therefore unnatural and an abomination before the Lord and I will shop on Boxing Day like our ancestors intended

Hope everyone had a good Halloween

Interviewed (online, self-recorded) presenting as myself properly to a major law firm today. Here’s hoping!!

Oh Big stretch!

Nonstop Shenanigans

New boots I need noise for

So since Taylor Swift is a “horrible writer” now I’m not going to have any trouble getting tickets to her next tour right? Since y’all hate her so much? 😇

Wowie!

www.stokecityfc.com/news/2025/au... I AM SO HAPPY

Got some fancy cheese. Had to share it with The Boys.

Spice acknowledges the return of the human after a trip without feeling the need to be impressed by the fact.

The fact we need to verify our age to be able to use DMs on this site is wild, what has our government done???

Me.

Me.

The female gaze

What a win! (Also Nye Donald's 50 was the joint fastest in T20 Blast history, coming off 13 balls)

Hello website I need to remember I'm on more often :) June has been a busy and fun month for me! I went to Le Mans, attended Kelham Pride and got my ears pierced for the first time :)

Make no mistake, & don't let the relief of survival disguise it, this season has been horrendous on so many levels. Our club is verging on a laughing "stoke", with comedy signings & appointments made by men totally ill-suited to make them. We don't need change, we need monumental upheaval. #scfc

#hobbystreak 1821, still trying to find the right green. Also absolutely destroyed by easter celebrations.

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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

Night Lords recon squad. #warhammercommunity #nerdlings

trans people above water approval-wise *even in the UK*. the ongoing frenzy of bigotry is wholly the creation of the media and like 5 rich Brits

I’m reliably informed that it is in fact Friday. This week the theme is…Pride. Make of that what you will. So let’s see your stuff. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it. #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday

#Ad The Emperor’s Children have arrived on pre-order, and those Games Workshop folks sent some Flawless Blades my way. So I did what I do. Here are what three Flawless Blades look like in colours inspired by Night Lords, The Pyre, and Corpus Brethren! #EmperorsChildren #WarhammerCommunity #AdWIP

Hope the Cardiff fan is okay.

We are Warhammer hobbyists. Of course we launch our models at social media as a beacon to find fellow players, painters and fans.

And again

if you read this you would think the iron curtain had fallen onto America

For the love of the club please give Lewis Baker a new contract

4000 away fans to Preston is a good showing from us today, hopefully we put in a performance worth the effort