The One Wish Willow printable template is available at: www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com/diy-one-wish... for personal, non-commerical use. Be sure to tag me if you make it!

We’re overdue for another #TopNotchTuesday. Follow these accounts if you want some joy in your feed! @battlearmordad.bsky.social @amerrill2.bsky.social @jrwells82.bsky.social @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social @kacihansen.bsky.social

The #OneWishWillow replica from "Obsession" has been sold out, so I made my own DIY version! The box templates I found online were AI-generated crap with gibberish 😒 so I drew my own version on Adobe Illustrator. The One Wish Willow was 3D printed from a free file on BambuLab.

The first test run of my Glamour Ghoul figure! Sculpted in Nomad & inspired by vintage Glamour Girl/ladyhead vases mixed with my logo, she now officially exists outside of my iPad now. She’s still rough since this was my very first test print, but I’m so happy with her!

I recreated one of my favorite papier-mâché pumpkin lanterns as a mini tealight version, complete with that nostalgic flickering glow peering through his little grimace. I love how he turned out! 🎃 #vintageHalloween #halloweenart #Halloween #vintageinspired #3dprinting #spooky #halloweendecor

I just recently upgraded to the #bambulabP2S and I've been having a blast making some vintage Halloween blow mold–inspired pieces for my office. I also made a mini version of one of my mid-century Glamour Girl vases. What should I make next? 🎃 #VintageHalloween #HalloweenDecor #3DPrinting

My Bindi crossed the rainbow bridge on Friday after being in my life for two decades. 🌈🐾 I had been alive for 8,558 days when I brought Bindi home. For the next 6,474, she was part of my life. And now I’ll miss her for however many I have left. She passed away peacefully in my arms. 💔😭

Thanks to @watchshouttv.bsky.social and @kacihansen.bsky.social, we received a "28 Films Later" cocktail kit. I loved the "Trioxin Tonic" and will use the green apple syrup for all my cocktails moving forward :) @screamfactory.bsky.social's all-day marathon of undead horror classics is this Friday

Truth be told @kacihansen.bsky.social is a bad/great influence

Hot damn! Its #TheHomicidalHomemaker! 😱🧁💀 Welcome and thanks for joining us Kaci!

From Vincent's notes in the cookbook: "This beautiful pie which we had at the Hana-Maui was made, naturally, from fresh pineapple, but we find we get better results at home using the canned crushed pineapple.” 🍍🥧

Scariest horror film I’ve seen in years—even the garbage disposal gagged. youtu.be/IM-euH431RM?...

Why settle for a basic dessert when you can whip up a pie to DIE for? This Pineapple Meringue Pie from horror icon Vincent Price’s 1965 cookbook is a tropical treat with a touch of vintage charm. 🍍🥧

Why settle for a basic dessert when you can whip up a pie to DIE for? This Pineapple Meringue Pie from horror icon Vincent Price’s 1965 cookbook is a tropical treat with a touch of vintage charm. 🍍🥧

Are you eating it...or is it eating YOU? 👀 My No-Bake Marshmallow Cheesecake inspired by "The Stuff" is dangerously addictive — just like the treat in the 1985 horror film...but don’t worry, it won’t eat you alive from the inside out. #baking #HorrorMovies #recipes #cooking #80sHorror #Horror

Agent Cooper enjoying a "Damn fine cup of coffee" #TwinPeaks

@shelbs1031.bsky.social horror, doggos, and the Oxford comma. FOLLOWED.

David Lynch’s work shaped so many of us. This #TwinPeaks Black Lodge Cherry Pie is just one of my tributes to his surreal vision, and is perfect for a trip into the strange and wonderful. 🍒🥧☕️ Get this recipe and other Twin Peaks-inspired creations (like my Smoked Cheese-ball Pig!) on the blog.

"I'm about to leave Twin Peaks. I don't know when I'll return. But I want you to know that meeting you has been more than a privilege. It has touched my heart and soul." — David Lynch as Gordon Cole, Twin Peaks RIP 1946-2025 😭😭😭

Blood is red, corpses are blue, just like a grave…I dig you! 🪦⚰️ These morbidly delicious COOKIES & SCREAM TOMBSTONES are sorta like Conversation Hearts — but way more fun (and dead serious)! Perfect for saying 'I love you to death' this #ValentinesDay. #valloween #valentinesday2025

This no-bake Cherry Cream Pie from the 1966 Better Homes and Gardens cookbook is a creamy, dreamy classic! With cream cheese, sour cream, and cherry pie filling, it’s perfect as-is—but my revamp swaps the crust for an animal cracker base with brown sugar, and adds almond extract for an extra kick.🍒

Give them your heart...literally. 🫀🩸 These Anatomical Heart Strawberries are the perfect bloody treat for #Valloween! Sweet, creepy, and totally to die for. Follow me for more killer treats! #valentinesday #ValentinesDayGift #valentinesday2025 #valentines

The Pasadena Humane Society is overrun with hundreds of new animals and needs help now: pasadenahumane.org/eaton-canyon... But also save some donating moneys for upcoming GoFundMe and other campaigns to help those who have lost everything and will need some time to sort out what they need.

Hey #Pasadena area people PASADENA HUMANE SOCIETY NEEDS: KITTY LITTER CALMING DOG TREATS FOR STRESSED OUT PUPS DOG TREATS IN GENERAL TREATS FOR ELDERLY PUPS BOWLS You can drop off at their entrance - #eatonfire #altadena #pasadena #pasadenahumanesociety #pets

Who needs Cupid when you’ve got #JasonVoorhees?🩸 These #Fridaythe13th mini heart cakes are slaying #Valloween one slice at a time. 🔪 Bake your way into their cold, dead heart — follow me for more killer recipes & spooky food inspiration! #ValentinesDay #SpookyFood #HorrorFood

From a FB post. Hey California friends…my friend’s dog sanctuary in Topanga has burned to the ground. 30 dogs looking for fosters ASAP. Please contact me if you can help, even help for a temporary basis it would do so much . Please call or text me on 248 520 0054

If you're in an evacuation zone in SoCal, please check in with any disabled/aging neighbors you have to see if they need help evacuating.

More #PalisadesFire & #EatonFire evacuation info

"My Bloody Valentine" Chocolate Box Cookies with a raspberry "blood"-filled anatomical heart truffle. 🫀 Follow me for more spooky food inspiration & horror themed recipes! www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com

Simply surviving 2024 might just be my greatest achievement. This was one of the most challenging/transformative years of my life—but I got through it, and that's a big accomplishment in itself. 🎉 Here’s to a prosperous & unforgettable 2025. Happy New Year, everyone! 🕷🦇💚

Realized I never showed my last-minute attempt at joining the office holiday decorating fun. A few cardboard boxes, paint pens, construction/printer paper, and a whole lot of tape and staples later — #Gremlins chaos! I didn't have time to finish it, but was still happy with the Gremlins, at least.

Need a spark to light up your holiday table? 🕯️ Behold the infamous CHRISTMAS CANDLE SALAD (later cheekily renamed ROCKET SALAD 🤣). This monstrosity was actually aimed at kids—because nothing screams 'family-friendly fun' like a fruit salad that's standing at attention. Merry cringe-mas! 🎄

Not sure why I initially thought it was a good idea to participate in the office Christmas decorating contest. Recycled Amazon boxes + paint pens I already had = Gremlins decorations. Two done...many more to go! 😫

Yikes. I came back to BlueSky and disappeared again. Lots of notifications & followers to check out! Anyhow, here's one of my faux jadeite ornaments I've been working on for my 50's tinsel Christmas tree!

It looks like a bunch of folks are getting on Bluesky, so I better start actually using it again, haha. So...hi! Here's some Leftover Halloween Candy Pumpkin Bread I made. 🎃

Looking to get a rise out of your guests at your next luncheon? Whip out the Candle Salad (later renamed ROCKET SALAD 🤣), the vintage fruit dish that's raising more than just a few eyebrows 😳. Believe it or not, this wasn't a bachelorette party dish, but rather, targeted towards children. 🤦‍♀️

🍀 "It's almost time, friends. The countdown to St. Paddy's has begun..." 🍀 Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a chilling twist: the #SilverShamrockShake inspired by #Halloween3! 🍀 Visit bit.ly/silvershamrockshake for the recipe...no face-melting masks required. 💀🧙‍♀️🎃 #SilverShamrock #HalloweenIII

🎄✂️ I've been haunting the workshop and conjured up these sweet ornaments for my work fam. Each one is created from laser-cut wood & acrylic paint, ready to add a subtle dash of The Homicidal Homemaker to their tree. ❄️ *Original design is on Etsy, but modified/customized it.

My recipe for this Krampus Red Velvet Sugar Cookie Pie will surely impress your loved ones with the forked-tongued symbol of holiday cheer…and fear! Happy Horror-days! #krampusnacht #krampusiscoming #Krampus www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com/krampus-red-...

Hungry for braaaaaains? Love macaroni & cheese? Well, I have the recipe for you! 🧠🧀 These single-serve Baked Macaroni and Cheese Brains are the perfect finger food for your next Halloween party or as a delectable side dish for dinner. Get the recipe at bit.ly/macaronibrains. 🧠

Made this wood sign out of basswood, cheap paint and Gorilla Glue, inspired by vintage Beistle Halloween decorations. Not risking putting my actual vintage outside due to damage/thieves; DIY is how I am compromising. 🤘

Baked up a peach crisp this morning. 🍑

It's always spooky year-round in our household, but the girls got surprised with new skeleton sweaters and pup cups from Dutch Brothers to celebrate Halloween season. 🎃🦇💀

When the horror event you drove out of town to is a total bust, you seek out the nearest tiki bar...even if you have to have a non-alcoholic tiki drink because you have to drive back home right after.🤘 This was called a Shark Attack and it was delicious.

Tried @tacobell.bsky.social's new Strawberry Twists. Hoping for a savory version with their Nacho Fries seasoning...

Channel your inner Art the Clown, and hack into these TERRIFIER Turnovers! Full recipe at: www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com/terrifier-tu... #Terrifier #Terrifier2 #ArtTheClown

We took the girls to Dutch Bros for Pup Cups for National Dog Day. 🐾

Bringing back this banger: Skinner’s Steamed Hams, now available at your local grocery store!

Another attempt — trying to perfect my jumbo Pumpkin Butterbeer Cookie recipe. These super-soft marshmallow-stuffed cookies weigh in at 1/2-lb. I went back to butterscotch chips, & removed the hazelnut-spice streusel, as I didn't feel it much to the last batch. We shall see...

I'm ready for fall, so I baked up these GIANT marshmallow-stuffed #pumpkin #butterbeer #cookies with cream cheese flavored chips and a hazelnut streusel topping. They weighed 7.5-ounces after they were baked! 🤤🎃