Looks like the weather is going to fuck is in a couple days.

new metaphor just dropped

Bad Bridgets? A movie about Irish women, you say? Of course, silly me, it’s so obvious from these pictures, Variety.

Imagine portraying Culver's - home of the butter burger - as elitist. www.culvers.com/menu

I too struggle to stay awake at work.

I worked for decades. Baseball is my fave sport to play. I once won a poetry contest with a haiku I wrote. And I was… let’s say good at dating, and have now been married almost 30 years.

My younger child graduated from high school this week and I just went and unsubscribed to every school and district social media and texting account and wow is it freeing.

Avery Wilson seems like a cool dude who didn’t deserve to be interrupted singing the National Anthem just because an odious narcissistic gangster appeared on the screen, so here’s some of his stuff. He’s good. www.youtube.com/user/AveryWi...

this cracks me up EVERY TIME when the horn players come in also,stay for the shunkeln. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gt...

Do not let the White House convince you that they are dictating what happens for the 250th. They're doing a bunch of stuff, but it's all fleeting spectacle. There is genuine, thoughtful, history-focused programming happening all over the United States. Get offline and go find it.

My puppy has grown into a very big boy. For reference, my other dog on the right is a 65 lb half Redbone Coonhound, half American Pitbull Terrier mix. Also, his tail is ridiculous.

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

What… what did he… I just can’t…

Pretty sure my Dem Senator is against this but it’s always good to tell RoJo to kick rocks again

The teen gunmen were merely carrying out the views and policies of the Republican party, as expressed by its proud leaders like Andy Ogles, Randy Fine, Tommy Tuberville, and of course our President and Vice-President. www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/u...

If you are going to insist on a long password with special characters included but then not let me cut/paste that password into the password field, I'm going to curse your descendants forever and ever. That's just fair.

daaaamn london

Boo.

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

My puppy just made me come outside with him so he could show me a bunny in the yard. No barking or trying to get to it, just standing there, looking back and forth between the bunny and me, like, "Hey Mom, look at this! What the hell is it? Why is it here?"

The babies I have are the kind RFK thinks aren’t valuable enough to bother with healthcare for, so this is some mixed messaging.

My puppy at four months old, and yesterday on his first birthday, at the same window. He’s grown a bit.

Prime Minister Péter Magyar inaugural speech: "The psyche of the whole country was poisoned by politics that was artificially inciting hatred. The Hungarian state is not allowed to do anything like this ever again... This era is, once and for all, finished."

Péter Magyar has been sworn in as prime minister of Hungary. Hungary's Viktor Orbán era is officially over.

After 12 years, the EU flag is back on Hungary’s Parliament building — the new Speaker’s very first decision. A happy Schuman Day indeed.

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

I follow some real assholes on here, but at least they’re usually interesting ones.

Tonight's ice cream truck song: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Not enough people are talking about this.     The Trump Administration is moving to cut benefits for up to 400,000 disabled Americans — people with Down syndrome, severe autism, dementia — for no other reason than that they live at home with their families instead of in an institution.

There's an ice cream truck that goes through my neighborhood most nights now, and plays music I just... it doesn't make me inspired to run out and buy ice cream treats, you know? Tonight was "A Time For Us". www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnx...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

The men who think I should carry a gun who’ve never been attacked by a stranger on the street - as I have been. And don’t believe me when I say one wouldn’t have helped.

the great thing about cheese as a courting gift is that it pre-screens for women who like cheese

My dad thought so too until the time I vomited from the taste of fish he made me try. The smell alone had almost been enough, so tasting it put me over the line. I learned to eat fish and vegetables as an adult, once I had control of the what I tried and when myself.

My junior high yearbook is on Ancestry now. This is me in Debate Club.

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I think there is nothing wrong with being a little more formal. I prefer when children and strangers call me Mrs P or Ms P, at least to start. I think you should dress nicely to eat out or fly on a plane.

There was literally a pangolin that flew combat sorties with the CIA in a dirty war in Laos that then died after drinking too much gin, so there’s at least one pangolin whose record is morally ambiguous

In a first last month, renewables supplied more power to the U.S. than natural gas, a milestone in the shift to clean energy.

Black women calculating orbits, Deaf students with damaged vestibular systems. Fuck, it's like this stuff is so fucking hard we need EVERYBODY. Imagine if we could find a way to let everybody do their best all at the same time? Cheers to the Gallaudet 11. Cheers to us all.

Hail. I’m afraid to look at my car.

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

It's funny how the people who actually know him aren't defending him, but randos on the internet are all "due process! where's the evidence!!" And by funny I mean not amusing in the slightest. You folks are the reason women don't report.

I didn’t report my rape because I didn’t think anyone would believe me and I blamed myself for getting drunk at a party. It didn’t matter that I should have been safe with these young men I’d known since childhood, that I’d said no many times. 35 years later, a bunch of y’all are proving me right.

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets