if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

I went to see some planes today! First up, these crazy Fokkers:

absolutely horrible www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

THE BULLPEN CAUGHT OZUNA'S HR BALL WITH A CONE!

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

@andrewhickey.500songs.com Have you seen this?

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

I dunno what to say about this. Just watch it.

on this day in 1862 mexican general Ignacio Zaragoza's forces successfully destroyed a french ship carrying vital supplies of egg yolks and oil. unable to stand dry, flavorless sandwiches, the french retreated and the war was won. that is why today we know it as the Sinko de Mayo

@andrewhickey.500songs.com Curt Boettcher mentioned!

So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)

"Our Band Could Be Your Life" Michael Azerrad "Tripping On Utopia" Benjamin Breen "The Wrong Stuff" John Strasbaugh "Ball Four" Jim Bouton

ACAB includes the child wearing the Ohio Highway Patrol T-shirt that waved at me at the grocery store. Sorry, kiddo. I don't make the rules.

you have been visited by BIG SHOULDERS ED repost and reply "HI BOB" or yuo will live forever getting trapped over and over on every celestial body in the solar system

Fun fact: The Elvis impersonator who was arrested for sending ricin to Obama often recommended my work on Facebook. Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.

Pepperoni roll bakery. Very few people where I live know what they are, and I want to change that.

"Better to be a rule maker than a rule breaker"

CARSON HOCEVAR!

@victoriascott.bsky.social !!!

Now up for backers only, a half-hour bonus episode on "My Pal Foot Foot", the career (if such it can be called) of the Shaggs, and the ethical and aesthetic questions raised by outsider music.

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Doritos, anyone?

Drop something from the 1980s:

My attention has been drawn to this delightful image.

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:

He is risen

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck