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A huge betrayal. Won't lower bills. Won't give us more energy security. Won't insulate from price shocks. And sends a clear message to the world that we are backing new oil and gas drilling. www.lbc.co.uk/article/ed-m...

This 18-year-old Afghan girl had offers from York and Reading – thanks to Shabana Mahmood, she will now never escape the Taliban | The Independent www.independent.co.uk/news/people/...

Yeah, I'd like a lighter from your Cheap Cats range please.

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yeah, FUCK ICE.

oh, yes.

Nectar Points.

Don't forget

Saw this on X. Merlin Strategy, run by Scarlet Maguire (formerly of JL Partners) is Farage's favoured polling company. Until very recently, registered at the same address as the Brexit Party's old one. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

#metalsky I need a pallette cleanser, any #UKHC albums from this year I should hear? Cheers.

According to ridiculous NHS rules Psychiatrists with 13 years of training can’t diagnose ADHD. But anyone who does a 4 week (120 hour) course and reads through a tick sheet can. They charge £500 an hour, instead of the £35 it would cost the NHS. It’s a scam.

After you all fall in love with Rogue Trooper and demand more @2000ad.bsky.social films. I’m not kidding you with how much is in the balance here! 😅

ADHD isn't a kid being unwell. ADHD is a genetic variation, not a mental illness. The comorbidities it results in are in many cases society failing neurodivergent kids because the way they think is different and a nuisance. I hate this framing.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

you know it makes sense. it's the only moral option

If I was head of the WI and an 80 year old trans woman told me it was the only place she'd ever felt respected as a woman, and the British State told me she wasn't allowed to bebin the WI any more, I'd be putting out a public statement declaring the WI to now be an armed guerilla organisation.

RrrrrrroOxannne You don’t have to put on the big light

BOLLOCKS.

Hold up

Fucking sucks. Streeting's a wrecker, this lot have permanently fucked the labour party and they'll flog the hollowed-out remains of our NHS to bullshit techbros. I hate them so much. Is it wrong to hope they choke on their money?

I wake from a dream involving a well dressed gangster and a set of balcony doors that are ridiculously difficult to lock. This apartment has flooded three times so far due to excess rainfall and I was interested to hear if this menacing idiot would ever get to the point and offer a solution.

There needs to be a barber shop in Manchester called New Dawn Fades.

something random

Jovus, 35 years! Hearty congratulations to its current (and longest-serving) editor Matt Smith, launch editor Steve MacManus, plus John Wagner and the late Alan Grant who helped shape its start. Honoured to be there at the start, and to have stuck around for the first decade of the Megazine.

Right. Sketchbooking done for now. Time to go do the nice drawing.

Yeah, you wouldn't be here if this dude hadn't demonstrated his loyalty to people rather than Generals.

Thousands of Londoners have indefinite leave to remain. They have legal rights and are our friends, neighbours and colleagues, contributing hugely to our city. Threatening to deport people living and working here legally is unacceptable.

no new pictures where are you at mentally:

greatly missed and hugely inspirational

The only thing helping me retain even the slenderest grip on reality these days is the fact I already read about it in @2000ad.bsky.social

Build a trilogy of unrelated films...

Worth putting it in to perspective Stop Iraq war march 1.5m Stop Brexit 1m Another Stop Brexit 1m Pro Palestine .8m Another Stop Brexit .7m Pro Palestine .5m Pro Palestine .5m etc x lots Racists drunken violence day 100,000

Paid a visit to the London arms fair today... Found a component for cluster munitions, banned under international law, on full display. Confirmed by staff, and removed swiftly by event organisers. But what else remains? These vile weapons should never be peddled in the UK.

This going to be so fucking ugly and so fucking good #metalsky

No other party says the basic truth: migration is good for Britain. The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services. That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

We have saved posts! Wooop! Us lucky ADHDers! Start collecting NOW! You'll never go back to them. 😆

horns up, lads

VICTORY! We will always outnumber the fash, we just have to act.

An ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.

Carlos Ezquerra

Stop the largest nazi gig in the UK for 10 years secure.hopenothate.org.uk/page/176528/...

EU climate boss @wopkehoekstra.ec.europa.eu warns the Gulf Stream could collapse in our lifetime He says "progress takes time" – well, it also takes serious political will The EU Commission’s planned climate target for 2040 falls short of what its own climate scientists advise – that doesn't help