Three day softball tournament.

Trump is such a (full in your own description).

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

TACO Sunday!

Run, do not walk, and get this book. If you don’t know Moore’s work it’s an excellent gateway. An absolute steal

The Rocky and Bullwinkle arc on box tops (ask your grandparents) is deeply accurate about blockchain, NFTs, bitcoin and its ilk, as well as the various IPs we see today

Despicable

Despicable

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Did y'all see the unfortunate news about the English men's team having their gear stolen in Kansas City? Yeah, I hear it's now on display at a local museum.

Nick writes good. Buy his book.

Today in "the metaphors just write themselves, don't they":

Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”

If you know, you know ...

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Sidenote: I'd really appreciate it if you repost this, if only because getting the damn thing to display on Bsky with a decent alt text was something of a labour of love. And also because, obviously, I want everyone in the universe to know this is coming.

For the evening crowd

No disrespect to the real Spurs.

77-Year Old Ball Dude, Web Gem

"Given the public’s rising disgust with Trump and his propensity to humiliate himself on a near daily basis, voters might well become convinced that extraordinary action is required to defuse the ticking time bomb in the White House."

Today, I was in a conversation about the World Cup with a British guy, and I referred to it as "soccer." And he condescendingly responds: "We don't play 'soccer' here, love." And I'm like: "Well, clearly. It'll be a miracle if y'all make the semifinals." And he got real quiet after that.

The good thing about being a construct is that you can’t reproduce and create children to argue with you.

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

I'm hoping the Knicks game ends with a score of 86-47

Tonight marks the first time Trump has sat in front of a court while not facing charges.

Brave mother saves her goat with one hard kick to a mountain lion. 😮

g̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶u̶r̶s̶⁣ g̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ go natural causes

Mike Lee is not just rage-tweeting about the DoD's new religion codes, he's now in a full meltdown manically replying to people demanding they read the Book of Mormon because he can't shrug off how his far-right brainworms X feed was full of people saying "lol Mormons aren't Christians, suck it."

Speaking of NY, somebody pointed out somewhere that the last celebrity standing with a real New York accent is Bugs Bunny.

“You have to understand, when I was coming up in the ’40s, these fires were talked about in an almost entirely negative context, and I was just a dumb cub echoing the conventional thinking of the time,” said Smokey Bear

Can we all start using his correct title, "Jeffery Epstein's lawyer, Todd Blanche"? It's ever so much clearer. (And yes, it is true)

@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social I keep thinking Johannes has been captured and is being kept in Walter Reed Medical Center. One day Trump will start shouting “Brains!!”

Malcolm realized now that he’d misunderstood what his friend had meant when he told him there’d be a ton of trash at the Kid Rock show.

Laser focus

A guy named Carlo M. Cipolla wrote a short book called The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity. One of the laws is: A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person while deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses themselves. MAGA in a nutshell

Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence https://theonion.com/heavens-gate-members-enjoy-29th-euphoric-year-on-highest-plane-of-existence/

Every day is a Wednesday for me.

Em...it's more likely that you haven't understood it, my dude.

So Colorado has a new law that requires one to take 15 hours of classroom work to purchase a gas operated semiautomatic firearm with a detachable magazine. Gun humpers are outraged. The classes include safe operation and de-escalation training. You get a permit good for 5 years for purchasing one.

The Loop was supposed to transform Vegas. It's the dumbest transit system imaginable.

I just saw someone use the phrase “Biblically accurate Helen of Troy” and I swear to Heracles the internet was invented to give me, specifically, hives.