Crushed. 😭

Shelina Permaloo’s crepe salée with a spicy tomato chutney inside 😋

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

i am the kind of ill where you can't get warm for love nor money, but as soon as you manage an hour of uncomfortable sleep, everything in a 5 foot radius of you is drenched in sweat

Guys I'm TIRED of explaining this. Greebles have TWO boges, ONE quiff and ONE dunth. Don't make me explain it again!

For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip). Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.

did the biannual haircut today, took off more than i was intending - like 4-5 inches? it rules though, i'm so happy with it. just touches my shoulders

oh my god cocona i’m so proud

Actually somewhat-massive news, COCONA, one of the members of the all-Japanese based-in-Korea group XG, has come out as non-binary transmasc and having had top surgery Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

"omg is it so fun to just sit and play all day?" 😠

this game continues to surprise me. how many ways to persuade Illuminata in the first 30 minutes... and how also to thoroughly piss her off

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

Good lasagne today lads

i LOVE ejae getting her dues and kdhun getting huge, and it still all rules, but nothing kills Golden and Soda Pop like having to listen to it several times a day at work. 3 year olds just can't be bothered to learn the lyrics, you know?

aaah yesterday i was walking into town in my sparkly dress and the woman walking ahead of me with her toddler turned around and like... jumpscared? and went "omg i love your dress. look the lady has such a sparkly dress"

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Red apple is cute but I am a green apple I think

hm. deputy manager job has opened up again, to no one's surprise. im thinking about it

today we learned that Ferdinand was born on the same day Lü Bu died, which actually explains an awful lot if you consider reincarnation

i finished the Labyrinth House Murders last night, really enjoyed it. helped by the fact i spotted the deception very early on and had the whole case cracked open by the end. very satisfying to just be Correct, lol

stray kids were incredible for a good few years but i think it's going downhill now

Ferdie has been evil all week and today has been almost an angel (only one irritated scratch). my theory is he likes when we're all at home together. me going out to work is offensive to him

He turns into a kitten when this toy comes out

i always think of Sun Day when i breathe cold air. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPYv...

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

and I heard a voice saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. and the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men

i think i might play 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors again, maybe.

capybaras are wonderful but have you ever been licked by a tapir?? i have and it was the singular greatest experience of my life. tapirs are the best.

*leaning my forehead against the screen and sliding a single hand down it, whispering* i want to meet the baby capybaras

This is the food my cat pretends not to like. I knew it!!

i enjoyed the Decagon House Murders, but i just finished the Mill House Murders and liked it a whole lot more. felt like i could figure it out more, you know? all i want to read is honkaku right now, any recommendations?

crocheted too much, hand achey. oops

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

@luciemr.bsky.social did you give me the novel Butter by Asako Yuzuki at some point? i got around to reading it at last, i enjoyed it

god i truly don't care for taylor swift but that ophelia song has been in my head all week. or, really, the good bit that everyone puts in their tiktok videos. never heard the full thing and probably never will

This book absolutely ruled. I stayed up too late reading it last night because I reached the denouement

itvx has so many movies rn. i'm watching angels and demons and i VIVIDLY remember the scene where they get trapped in the air-controlled vatican archives and have to use the bookshelves to smash the glass to get out. turns out that's just in the book!

Today I made a single fingerless glove. Any tips to stop the starting chain rolling? Do it looser?

gonna watch the last of the cornetto trilogy, my favourite, the world's end. a very good point was raised when i mentioned how itvx cut the "cunts" from shaun - does this mean the ending of TWS is ruined? we'll see

Replaced the battered old sofa. I think it meets with his approval

now listen. controversially, my favourite of the Cornetto Trilogy is without doubt The World's End. and i've watched the first two today. but it's 2am so i can't tonight, but i will soon. i won't even call it the best one - but it's my favourite.

moved on to hot fuzz and so far they've cut danny telling the andys to fuck off. christ, if they're cutting the fucks this film will be about 10 minutes long

itvx has the cornetto trilogy so you know, it's halloween, i started shaun of the dead. under 5 minutes in and i'm howling at the awkward cut to remove the word "cunts". "can i get any of yo-a drink" absolutely ruins the joke. thanks, british sensibilities

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

just here to watch the time change

i bought the incredible, unthinkable condiment: pickled onion monster munch mayonnaise. tried a snifter, just a drop on my finger. 20 minutes later still that familiar aftertaste lingers on my palate. delicious. i can never go back

Don't forget.