my personal doomsday clock just shifted eight seconds closer to midnight

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

hope my feedback on the Art Institute of Chicago is helpful

An honor to host filmmaker Jafar Panâhi last night for a special screening of IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable

i should have listened to the people who said to put my phone down

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

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Finishing out the last hour or so of Extra Life 2025 with Angela and Austin! Drop in and say hello! twitch.tv/sirthurs

incredibly enough, all my tech is set up for extra life with a minute to spare! i’ve just gotta go grab the pong table for donations - we should be spun up by 11:15. see y’all soon! twitch.tv/sirthurs

crushed that i was unable to source this for extra life this year and had to settle for buying a regular bottle for malort shots

what’s up folks it’s extra life saturday tomorrow and i’m gearing up for my eleventh year cocoa sadly won’t be with us this year, but her spirit lives on - for the first $3000 raised, i’m matching 50 percent to CMN and 25 percent to chicago area animal shelters

Now more than ever,

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

@durbin.senate.gov Hey Senator Durbin - If you cave to Republicans in the Senate on this awful deal, it’ll hurt tens of thousands of people a lot more than it’ll help anyone. Do us all a favor and reject the deal. Had to contact you on Bluesky because your office won’t take messages. Thanks!

thrilled to finally put the finishing touches on my @extralife4kids.bsky.social 2025 page! check out my campaign here, and watch for me in the background of extra life: unlocked this saturday in salt lake city!

how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

well that was fun

if the jays don’t tie it up and send us into another hour of hell ball i’ll be crushed

WALK OFF HOME RUN BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WORLD SERIES GAME 7 I AM WILLING THIS INTO EXISTENCE

HERE WE GO

An Air Canada flight right now

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social catching strays from the onion

man in this bar i’m watching the world series at in memphis said driving through chicago is a ‘sure-fire’ way to be killed

this has been a rough inning for the dodgers

This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Same, Shohei.

the collective sigh of baseball relief from everyone

put me into the world series. batting or pitching doesn’t matter. something will happen if you put me into the world series

the bar i was watching the world series in kicked me out because they closed at 11

if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high

watching ohtani just walk out during the world series and hit a dinger is truly incredible

hell yeah i’m a gamer

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…

while pissing himself, apparently

did the leo snap-point when ‘wayfarer’ popped up as an airline in this

;w;

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

Great moments in redaction history.

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