mapping out alliances showmances and feuds based on .5 second clips of 5 people, we're so back divas!!! #BB27

peacock should give me $100k for sitting through this fuck ass season of love island

huge news for hot people

Me every time a politician says some shit like “Americans don’t want a handout”

The Comeback is returning!

Cry more, fash freaks

these get me every time #LoveIslandUSA

Tonight…. #loveislandusa

ditch the loser ass men and have these two be the winners of season 7 #loveislandusa

Diabolical shot 🥴 #LoveIslandUSA

Rob when someone accuses him of being a Traitor #loveislandusa

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

michael arden winning the tony he should've won for bare: a pop opera #tonyawards

it’s like watching Piss and Shit have a fight

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval theonion.com/trump-p...

you ever wait on hold for 30 minutes and counting for a call that you know will end up being 30 seconds long and unproductive

my dog eats rocks off the ground but god forbid I give him blueberries and apple slices when he wants better human food

who else finished that episode of the rehearsal and googled autism test

#SOAKING in the intro to secret lives of mormon wives this is the best show of all time

6 years ago today, Tati Westbrook uploaded ‘BYE SISTER.’

It kinda looks like he's telling me to go fuck myself italianly

haven't watched the righteous gemstones finale yet but I've already cried about it twice

having a pet is so funny like you are just a little critter I hang out with all day and also my best friend

how many streaming platforms are clamoring to throw together a conclave reality show as we speak

Pope stayed alive just long enough to tell JD Vance that he sucked. Respect.

need the option to go private on this app, imagine how many bangers I've stopped myself from sharing so they don't leave my safe bubble of people with great senses of humor

what does one have to do to get christine baranski on the white lotus

need season 4 to take place at a best western so we can keep up with this broke diva #thewhitelotus

"spotify's algorithm sucks now it only plays the same 25 songs" well thank god thats all I listen to so I never noticed

sometimes I read white lotus theories and I'm positive I'm watching a different show

pretty sure I think about jade's covergirl commercial from ANTM cycle 6 at least once a week

no one is taking tiffany pollard's place as the best reality tv personality globally of all shows of all time but david genat might be number 2 #DONDI

hate when I go to karaoke and someone takes it very seriously, save it for the car betty I'm here to see drunks singing shania

cancel it

i could not be more ready #thewhitelotus

DIVA DOWN SPOKE TOO SOON #thewhitelotus

update I'm adding every woman who wears a bald cap at a pitbull concert to my hear me out cake

need an old RHONY reboot immediately so this can be a storyline for countess luann de lesseps

cannot believe "at least the incest was tasteful" just left my mouth but mike white deserves kudos where kudos is due #thewhitelotus

body blindness is very real, I just wept because a romper was a little tight on me as if I'm not 7 months pregnant

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ letterboxd review is ready

Not for nothing but this and only this is how you interview these fucking ghouls.

so many things to love about mr. worldwide but one of my favorites is the way he drops poetry like 'reach for the stars and if you don't grab them at least you'll fall on top of the world 🌎💫' and immediately follows it up with 'if you slip I'm gon fall on top of your girl 🤪💦'

its only march and I'm pretty confident doses & mimosas will be my top song on wrapped this year

once again so glad I found my partner early in life because once again reality dating shows are proving my red flag radar is terrible how could you Dave!!!!!! #MAFSAU

walking around a mall with a pretzel would fix me right now

can twitter stay down forever so the funny people are forced to move over here

Bluesky rolling out 3 minute video on the same day as the X outage