I'm just so confused by Becky's, uh, selling here 🤨

Oof 😵‍💫

Very cool! (that endgame music still gives me the willies 😵‍💫)

Yeah, Love Island had Chelley looking WILD out here by editing down Huda's heart rate challenge segment! If Chelley wasn't as well-liked outside the show (and if Huda wasn't as disliked...), I don't think we would've seen that extended clip #LoveIslandUSA

....I still can't stand Ace. But the only one willing to go toe-to-toe is box of rocks Austin that gets mealy-mouthed at the slightest hint of direct conflict 😑 #LoveIslandUSA

They've had months to learn what the term "lovebombing" means, yet they're still throwing that term around willy-nilly #LoveIslandUSA

Austin's always been as dumb as a box of rocks, but now he's dumb as a box of rocks with an inflated ego 🙄 #LoveIslandUSA

I was about to say it looks like they might've actually paid for some media training for the contestants, but I think that was only extended to the final couples. As soon as everyone else came out, it was a lot more "umms" and "uhhs" and pregnant pauses #LoveIslandUSA

Imagine if UMG matched Aubrey's audacity and asked him to provide a paternity test for the 11-year-old mentioned in Meet The Grahams 🤔

Now, who got Uncle Denzel so worked up? 🥴😂

This was so damn funny 😅

Penta Wins

It was already bad enough seeing the Hulk tribute or hearing Michael Cole flatly saying "Make America Fit Again" w/ pictures of Triple H with Trump all weekend. I know no major wrestling promotion has me in mind, but WWE feels like they're aggressively pushing me out while saying "good riddance!"

I was already feeling ambivalent about whether or not I enjoyed watching WWE anymore - over the past 5 years, I've gone from watching all the TV shows and going to live events to now barely paying attention to PPVs. Bringing Lesnar back feels especially evil, even for their standards.

Brock Lesnar? Oh, WWE can go fuck themselves forever. #SummerSlam

I'm just hoping this match ends in either John Cena turning back heel and having a better storyline, or Cody finally turning heel #SummerSlam

Can someone at WWE turn up the audience noise? The way they keep that audio low throughout the show makes this massive crowd seem less impressive. Same with showing absolutely silent footage from the live simulcast venue Cosm #SummerSlam

Ayyy, he did the belt swing! Tickles me every time he does that 😂 #SummerSlam

The only thing that got me excited tonight was Seth's cash-in, and that's partly because of his cunty reveal that he didn't need his crutches or knee brace #SummerSlam

Jade did not look good to me in that match. Tiffany's strikes alone looked stronger than hers. Genuinely shocked with how... average Jade has been looking in the ring (grappling-wise). #SummerSlam

i'm no doctor, but i feel reasonably sure he's getting pulled over around the 1:18 mark?

I'm old enough to admit springtime in Buffalo was really something special

Gotta run this one back...it's one thing for Chris to not want to carry her back. They just broke up, fair enough. But he didn't even wait for her to take off her shoes and walk with her! I think the way a man treats a woman he's mad at is just as important as how he treats her when they're good.

If Huda & Chris somehow won, I feel like Chris would've kept the money 🫣 #LoveIslandUSA

Not loving this top or hair for Ariana's final look. Surely, there was a nicer crop top they could've made to match the beautiful skirt she was wearing #LoveIslandUSA

There are even more beds available - why is Chris sleeping outside?!? #LoveIslandUSA

Production during Amaya & Bryan's date #LoveIslandUSA

Production during Chris & Huda's date #LoveIslandUSA

Chris asking Huda why she was crying after they broke up was nasty work. But not carrying her back over the water? Diabolique! #LoveIslandUSA

Oh my goodness, Huda & Chris were doomed from jump. This date was cringe from beginning to end 😵‍💫 #LoveIslandUSA

Huda....Huda. As a fellow baby of the family, I get that we can be a bit [too] bratty at times. But my goodness, she never knows how to pick her battles 😩 #LoveIslandUSA

Genuinely shocked y'all picked Iris & Pepe over Chelley 😮 Y'all left production in SHAMBLES this season! #LoveIslandUSA

It was a little mean of production to send a couple home after the family reunions and group dinner. Let them have the day, damn! #LoveIslandUSA

Olandria's mama got body, honey! #LoveIslandUSA

Why hello, Ace's brother 👀 #LoveIslandUSA

Amaya & Bryan meeting each other's families was very sweet. Starting with them made a lot of sense - you couldn't get a better surprise reaction than the one we got from Amaya 🙂‍↕️ #LoveIslandUSA

Oh, how I wish I could've been in the crowd for this 🥹

Drag Race got me so mad last night, so I'm catching up on #LoveIslandUSA now. Why do the men describe not having sex as "not folding?" Is that just how youngins speak, or is it something from the manosphere?

Amaya and this half-baked plan 😅 I'm glad I came around to liking her; she's a hoot #LoveIslandUSA

Really trying not to "Well, actually...." Pepe over that "jack of all trades" quote that he only got half right 🥴 #LoveIslandUSA

Highkey, it drove me crazy how little the pool was used this season. I feel like Clarke was the only one to get in. They have those silly yoga sessions - do some water aerobics! (This is such a silly nitpick to have 😭) #LoveIslandUSA

Huda really seems to struggle to listen and be present in conversations or arguments. Sometimes it's like she'll hear a word or part of a sentence, fill in the blanks, and respond to that instead of what was actually said. I hope she works on that #LoveIslandUSA

As cute as they may seem at times, Chris and Huda do not know how to have hard conversations at all. Chris says "yes dear" instead of speaking up for himself, and Huda doesn't actively listen. Then he gets aggy and she gets defensive. No bueno #LoveIslandUSA

The cynical part of me feels like production is telling these folks to be exclusive asap since the season's almost over #LoveIslandUSA

I'm so curious about what is so different between Iris and Gracyn. They both seem almost indistinguishable from Hannah, yet he only connected with 2 of them #LoveIslandUSA

I still can't believe we're this late in the game before islanders got to use the Hideaway (not counting the time the first 2 bombshells arrived). What a waste of a room #LoveIslandUSA

All of this is obviously stupid, but that last line in particular - privately borrowing money from your children's future income? Best case scenario, parents start having more kids so that they can take out more loans, then force them into family vlogging to pay off that debt 😵‍💫

A little messed up to have Huda in a baby-raising challenge and she doesn't end up winning 🤔 #LoveIslandUSA

I couldn't stand home-ec baby assignment episodes in sitcoms, and I super can't stand this episode. Beyond boring 😴 #LoveIslandUSA

Surprising no one, Nic moved on mad quick 😵‍💫 #LoveIslandUSA