Magic Rug
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open the door, by ex toy
track by ex toy
https://extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-the-door
4 months ago
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open the door, by ex toy
track by ex toy
https://extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-the-door
4 months ago
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Explaining to my pregnant wife why it's actually a good thing that I forgot to buy the food she's craving
5 months ago
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Do your own research: they're putting microchips in bags of Doritos
6 months ago
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Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
8 months ago
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Quest Abandoner
8 months ago
Suspects basically hate matching a description
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Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
8 months ago
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balb
8 months ago
Iannis Xenakis - Kottos (twee ukelele cover)
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Impartial derivative
8 months ago
I am unfortunately the voice of a generation
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journeyman folklorist
8 months ago
What if a fire broke out at the conclave? Kind of a boy who cried wolf situation
add a skeleton here at some point
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Quest Abandoner
11 months ago
Pointless toil is about more than just money
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extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy
Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
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enemy, by ex toy
track by ex toy
https://extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy
8 months ago
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extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy
Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
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enemy, by ex toy
track by ex toy
https://extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy
8 months ago
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Quest Abandoner
9 months ago
"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn
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A doomsday scenario would be devastating for the economy
about 1 year ago
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Caesar should have known better than to trust a guy named "Brutus"
9 months ago
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When you see a guy walk out of the grocery store with 36-pack of toilet paper, you know that guy wipes
10 months ago
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No idea why it's embarrassing for someone to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their shoe. That's someone who you know has wiped
10 months ago
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There should be an Arlington National Cemetery for small business owners
10 months ago
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My wife's "water just broke" (???) and she's demanding medical attention "right now." What a Karen
10 months ago
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I've seen Bigger Boppers
10 months ago
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Going to the gym to take care of my pre-remains
10 months ago
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No special effects required! My face is naturally blurred out
10 months ago
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Busiaco
10 months ago
People from the gem biome don't have crusty genitalia. That's a vicious myth. We do shit crystal sand, though.
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tlm
11 months ago
Releasing my man made fog across the city
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Quest Abandoner
11 months ago
When you finish varnishing the castle gate and see a battering ram crest yonder hill
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Just because I was running in the same direction as you with my arms stretched ahead doesn't mean I was "chasing you"
10 months ago
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(Breakthrough moment during therapy session) I might be a redneck
12 months ago
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Quest Abandoner
12 months ago
(To the mouse in my house) You know, last night you had no problem not stirring
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I get sad thinking about Santa Claus dragging his emaciated body across a snowless North Pole
about 1 year ago
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Look I don't care if you're white, black, purple, or perfectly clear
about 1 year ago
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When I started out, I didn't have a pot to piss in. But now I have hundreds...
about 1 year ago
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Walked into the emergency room and completely forgot what I went in there for
about 1 year ago
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It's* the season
about 1 year ago
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Only noticed that I'd accidentally walked into the women's restroom after I started peeing on the wall
about 1 year ago
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People who say "Take a step back and look at the bigger picture" have never actually tried taking a step back. The picture gets smaller
about 1 year ago
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Walked into the emergency room and completely forgot what I went in there for
about 1 year ago
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I used to be a single smithereen before I stepped on that damn landmine
about 1 year ago
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wargen
about 1 year ago
getting my ribs removed so i can suck my own ribs
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I've gone paperless: no more separate letters in the mail each time someone likes my post
about 1 year ago
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The reason they call World War I "The Great War" is because everyone in it had a great time
about 1 year ago
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Movers: Where do you want us to put down this sofa, boss? Jamiroquai: Anywhere is fine
about 1 year ago
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(Over drinks) I've heard horror stories about Count Dracula
about 1 year ago
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They should have to disclose what type of monster's juice is in the energy drinks
about 1 year ago
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Feeling sick today from eating an entire lifetime's worth of spiders last night
about 1 year ago
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Go ahead. Attack my underbelly. You'll discover it is, in fact, rock hard
about 1 year ago
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