Women love to say “What Pokemon type do you think I am?” and then get mad when you pick one because it’s “not meta.”

A year and a half into my Descent into Avernus campaign my players have finally figured out the difference between devils and demons. I’m so proud of them.

Curious how all of Mark Cuban's political views, which are of course objectively correct and what's best for all Americans, also happen to make sure he personally doesn't pay a single cent more in taxes.

i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Starbucks distribution trucks are lining up outside watching MANY workers and allies march 👀 #NoContractNoCoffee

Guy who’s only played Runescape: “Why is everyone saying that Trump is an Ectophial?”

Wife just tried to parry with the red arm

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

Good job NY.

To be clear, if the last time someone held a position of power they used it to sexually abuse 13 women, they should not be voted into power again.

I can’t believe Dick Cheney’s last words were “I shot that guy on purpose.”

Rocky Horror was a lot of fun but I’m very confused why everyone says the franchise is about boxing.

Sumo fans spend hours theorycrafting to predict the banzuke every tournament and anticipate exact placements. Sumo Committee: 🤪🤪🤪 Fuck Asakoryu

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

"How does one mourn and commemorate an atrocity against your people in the midst of an atrocity done to another people in your name?" www.theguardian.com/world/commen...

We don’t want empowerment months and remembrance days. We want our healthcare.

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Learning now that the person I thought was Jimmy Kimmel is actually Jimmy Fallon

young men should join d&d groups, where they will either meet women or discover that they were one all along.

He hated me as a Jew. He hated me as a trans person. He hated me as a child of the 2010s growing up under the perpetual fear of mass shootings. His rhetoric called for violence against me and my communities, and the communities of the people I care about. I won't pretend otherwise.

My Runescape confession is that while I am dry on virtually everything, I somehow got the Tempoross Fish Barrel at killcount ~30. That was like 8 months ago and I have never used it.

Everyone has that friend who thinks you love Nerds Gummy Clusters and keeps buying them for you. Which is very sweet but really you’re not that into them. But every time she buys them you have to eat them to make her happy, reinforcing her misconception. You’re in too deep to tell her the truth now.

I feel like 90% of AI discourse at this point is marketing buzzwords. It's a neural net that's good at word association. That makes it good at technical things like coding, bad at creative work. Going to change some jobs but not going to conquer the word. Most people saying otherwise are grifting.

Welp, just reached the inflation episode of Evangelion

The Venn diagram between pro-crypto Dems, anti-trans Dems, and pro-Israel Dems is a fucking circle.

Call me a Gold Star Lesbian the way I yorikiri Hoshoryu

THATS MY UNION!!!! CWA STRONG!! ✊✊

*full text of Mein Kampf* @grok is this true?

Just started Windwaker and spelled the name wrong 😎 Call me Limk

In my view, the core of autogynephilia theory as it currently exists in modern politics is compulsory cisness. It's an aggressive effort to regender sexual/gender-nonconforming trans women as men through any means necessary. Resistance to this effort results in demonization.

Mr. Mime is a he/him lesbian

You can’t ever ask an autistic girl if she wants popcorn with a movie because she “has a traumatic experience with popcorn.” Love my wife so much.

Glad to see McBride stand up for our community. Hope to see more of this from her in the future.

I just uttered the words “I think meatloaf is underrated actually” to my fiancee. I think I’m ready to be a mother.

Me to my women friends: “You’re so hot and sexy… No YOU’RE so hot and sexy.” Me to my guy friends: “See that water tower over there? Pretty hard to climb to the top right? Well, get this, there’s these guys called the Ice Climbers.”

Mamdani is very clearly not an antisemite, he's just a Muslim man who wants to see a less violent world. Sad to see so many, including my family, cannot differentiate that from hatred.

1. Last night, Zohran Mamdani prevailed in the Democratic Primary for New York Mayor. He didn't run from trans people... He fought for them, pledging $65M to shore up care. He even spoke at rallies against hospitals like NY Langone capitulating to Trump. Subscribe to support our journalism.

"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!

Every Democratic primary is between a bright-eyed 33-year old who wants to make the world a better place up against a 70 year old nicknamed "The Groper"

I genuinely think a major reason why we are here is that the average TV “journalist” views human beings as action figures to play with. Trump has a kung fu grip and a kerblammo ray and Harris is a lame Barbie doll, so obviously they want Donald to win.

One man’s nosferatu is another man’s wicked

i oppose israel because i oppose the dehumanization of palestinians and the murder of innocents, not because i think the wrong people are being dehumanized and murdered

This is objectively abnormal, insane and genocidal, and anyone who is still in denial that the war aim is quite simply the destruction of the Palestinian people in Gaza is an unserious human being who does not have to be engaged with.