The Hero We Need Now open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Words DO MATTER. This is deeply moving.

I followed this story from their first meeting — I love human kindness so much 😭. I can’t see through tears of joy to type this

What an asshat. I will enjoy pissing on Drumph’s grave even more than I thought. I’ll dedicate a few of my sprinkles to the memory of Rob Reiner!

The beginning and end of this weekend have been heartbreaking. I feel a loss and deep grief over the death of Rob Reiner. I grew up watching him on All in the Family and later followed his remarkable directing career. Below are my two favorite films, though all his work was top quality…and 1/

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Me 2!

It’s getting real for Home Depot. The flash mob is only the warm up, the nationwide boycott hits on November 27th. Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”

REPIGGYCAN???

🚨 Initially I did not grant this the bandwidth it warranted. They have my attention now. 1/2

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

QUIET PIGGY

New in PN: Mike Johnson's Epstein bungling is a disaster for the GOP "Observing Johnson in recent months has been like watching an extended Road Runner cartoon, where the Coyote fashions intricate knots of congressional procedure in order to tie himself to a giant stack of lit dynamite."

The founders on MAGA. You know, those "patriots" who wear the flag? From Red Coats to Red Hats. Can you imagine what they're thinking now? Who could ever have foreseen such an anti-American movement? (Sound up- the visuals are just for context. 😊🐈‍⬛) #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Who’s going to wake him up to tell him?

This is true.

These Vets are protesting outside ICE headquarters. As the people leave the office they are playing the crying and screaming of a child who's mom juts got kidnapping by ICE. Kidnapping by masked men is not ok and @jollygoodginger.bsky.social and crew are making sure they know they are all guilty!

Full circle

That would be great! Prison is a good place for this slob.

Like so many Americans, I am grateful for Speaker Pelosi’s decades of service and leadership.

For almost four decades, Nancy Pelosi has served the American people and worked to make our country better. No one was more skilled at bringing people together and getting legislation passed – and I will always be grateful for her support of the Affordable Care Act.

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...

I actually feel a little sorry for Mike Johnson. Before he became Speaker only a handful of people knew what a smarmy little idiot he was. Now, several hundred million people know.

Hey PA! It’s critical for the sake of protecting your freedom that you vote yes to retain these Supreme Court Justices! The wealthy are trying to buy & control your courts. Reject dark money and vote YES to retain: ✔️Christine Donohue ✔️Kevin Dougherty ✔️David Wecht #ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue

My pleasure Mark! Keep the faith!

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Brilliantly vicious ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbiX...

True Statement ‼️

Don’t let the door hit ya where god split ya.

When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦 😍😂

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The great elle.cordova (TT) has a timely little song for you. “They did the Monster Slash”

I strongly object to the comparison many are making these days between Stephen Miller and Joseph Goebbels. I think it's deeply misguided, and unfair, to compare them. Goebbels was a far better propagandist, and didn't execute much policy. Miller far more closely resembles Heinrich Himmler.

Supreme Court rejects Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell's appeal #EpsteinCoverUp www.axios.com/2025/10/06/s...

Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK" because they can't spell "mediocre."

Queen Trumpette!!!!

NEW VIDEO: “Protecting Pedophiles for Tax Cuts.” Exploring Republicans’ eagerness to shield adults who rape children in order to ensure the GOP can continue to give billionaires tax cuts, take away healthcare from ordinary Americans, and kidnap refugees. Glory! youtu.be/HnzIk21NGHw

It’s a bad look.

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I guess you have not seen the disgraceful behavior of the USA supporters on the golf course which is clearly the preferred behavior of the MAGA movement. And if you support. This I am glad that you are not seeking a way back to Europe.

ALL MAGA NEED TO WATCH THIS SO THEY UNDERSTAND THEMSELVES. "Know Thine self" is most important knowledge. People must understand how they're being manipulated, and WHY? Putin/DJT/P2025 spew social/racial/ideological division, fear, hate, xenophobia, white nationalism & FASCISM across USA, for GREED!