Forget Disneyland, this is the actual Happiest Place on Earth.

I think if this modern era has taught us anything, it's that all the power and money in the world - whether of techbro or would-be autocrat - cannot disguise the deep, powerful, elemental loser energy pulsating off these dweebs.

It turns out the cat keeping warm in the empty tumble dryer looks like a scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey 😮 😺 🚀 #CatsInSpace #Artemis

I used to do this when I was a kid, with the dog, I loved it Not sure I'd be able to get off the floor now, so the cats come & lie with me.

Palantir, the controversial U.S. company working with ICE and the Israeli military, has access to our private data via NHS databases. We need the Government to trigger the break clause on their contract NOW. 🚨Can you sign and share?

Hats off to Tunnock's for some epic product placement.

Call me antisocial but please don’t call me. Get it here: www.etsy.com/listing/4482...

Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

One of the delights of living near a race course is the constant buzz of the helicopters for the 3 days. Final ones leaving for the day. 🚁🚁🚁🏇🏇🏇

Our new neighbours have pressure washed the pavement, removing everything between each flag. The pavement is now a death trap. The guy is an idiot 🙄

This is how you do it.

Just on a break, made the mistake of looking at the news, I really wish I hadn’t. Is anyone going to stop that angry tangerine before he obliterates all of humanity.

Had the same thoughts. Never felt like this about anyone. When the angry tangerine is finally squashed I will celebrate.

Congratulations to the Artemis II team, I hope they’re finally able to find out what sex the turtle is

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Brilliant film, love it, haven't seen it in a while. Think it's on Amazon Prime over here, may need to watch it.

Well, that was unnecessary 😶

Oh my. It's taken from the right side of an aircraft flying past Cape Canaveral just as the Artemis II mission was taking off. Source: Reddit (posted by u/Spook_485; I don't know if that's the person who took the video)

"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.'" ― Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut.

I am very lucky with my friends. Just had an unexpected supper invite for tonight, it will include homemade bread & butter pudding, made with hot cross buns, obviously served with lashings of custard. She's a good friend to know.

Those bloody immigrants coming over here, saving lives, and holding up our NHS.

This won the Internet today. If you get it you get it.

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

The post I never knew I needed.

Tomorrow is April 1st. I regret to inform not only you, but all future generations, that April 1st was 'won' back in 2011 when Rob Brydon sat in as Ken Bruce for his entire morning show on BBC Radio 2. Your own April Fools gags will pale in comparison, so don't bother. youtu.be/SU7uRA4UVY4?...

I hope this is true. I do not want Palantir having any of my information.

Today is Holy Monday - the day Jesus threw the merchants and money changers out of the temple. He was incensed at them for commercialising a house of prayer. What would Jesus think of those "conservatives" who see religion as a way to spread hatred and make money?

In all my years of teaching I met 1 inspector I rated & respected. But I have a lot of tales like the inspector that told a young English teacher to wear shorter skirts & lower tops when teaching in an all boys school. I could go on.

As opposed to extreme figures like their fascist leader and their entire membership? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Something like this happened in Liverpool about 20 years ago, they where made to rebuild it as it was, that was an expensive mistake.

If it wasn't for my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) and my cat (a comely cat of virtue questionable), if I was going to the moon tomorrow, I'd probably be secretly planning to just fucking stay there.

Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! 🌊

#SmashTheFash. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

#NoKings #ImpeachTheEntireRegime #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsAWarCriminal #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #Trumpstein #EpsteinWar

Made tea for a friend, very simple and very tasty. I highly recommend www.recipetineats.com/chicken-shar...

This gave me great pleasure. Finally an acceptable use of AI.

What the actual fuck? Cowards.

DO IT!!!

Deploring Israel's actions as a state isn't antisemitic. Attacking Jews and symbols of Jewish culture in supposed retaliation for Israel's actions is however *textbook* antisemitism and these are not complicated thoughts to simultaneously hold in one's head.

Omg, thank you! THANK YOU!!

Thank you my day has just got a lot better.

Horrified by this anti-Semitic attack in Golders Green. Whatever the so-called reasons behind it there is never justification for this sort of thing. Solidarity with all of my Jewish friends and the whole community. What a grim time we are living in.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

1000% fuel prices up 20% and still rising, other prices starting to rice. That angry tangerine caused all of this, the only things he cares about is throwing a tantrum & being a bully.

This clip is the the brain cleanse I needed. Enjoy.

Please repost & help me find a home (UK) for Johnny. Needed through absolutely no fault of his own - details in alt text. Scottish Borders but will travel. Many thanks.