Thirty minutes ago as I was leaving my hotel in Amarillo and when the automatic doors opened I was greeted by the familiar aroma of my abuelo’s mountain farm: cow dung. The front desk clerk said the smell is from a ranch an hour away. I forgot how flat the Panhandle really is.

Staffer: Sir, good news. One of the F-15 pilots ejected safely and is on the ground. Calm and cool under pressure. Badass aura. A video taken by a thankful Kuwaiti civilian is going viral. Hegseth: Fuck yeah. What's his name? Staffer: Okay, so, here's the part you won't like...

@queenofthinair.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/ClimbingCi...

@queenofthinair.bsky.social www.47brand.com/collections/...

"God didn't stop at Adam for a reason." It's no coincidence it's a Sunday but this woman is preaching without notes.

I put 3000 songs on this and only filled the sd card up 2/3rds….

New incoming eye roll gif and it is quite epic….

After four best-selling books about life with mental illness, author Jenny Lawson is still anxious and depressed and scattered. And still making jokes about all of it. https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/jenny-lawson-interview-fifth-book-mental-health/

“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’” GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

Got my mp3 player to work with my Sonos speakers…

Jiminy fucking Christmas

When you get a lukewarm americano and you have to go home and microwave it….

THRILLED that @motherjones.com was nominated for two National Magazine Awards: one for General Excellence, which we won last year, and the other for Profile Writing, for @julialurie.bsky.social and @raeoflion.bsky.social's searing portrait of Taylor Cadle, expertly edited by @journokateh.bsky.social

I used AI.... I feel so dirty.....

I'll be glad when I go contract, so I don't have to set "goals" for the year.....

I was hoping it would be public….

@cindynorth1.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/...

I bet this is something @cindynorth1.bsky.social might be interested in.....

Admitting to extramarital affairs, in the hopes that they won't accuse him of being a pedo....

I have had two sporty flights on this trip….

www.forbes.com/sites/lindse... Worth reading

‘“What I do know is we heard nothing about an invitation for the women until the men won gold, and I think that is pretty telling about the respect level people have at our highest level of government and leadership for women’s sports and women in general,” said Wiles.’

in paris, texas no less. them east texas folk ain’t nothin to play with lol

That’s my boy!

Breakfast for dinner…

🫵 chill out

Well I guess I’m going to find out how I sleep on a hard bed….

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Wow! Huge protest against a new ICE concentration camp warehouse in Romulus Michigan. I've never seen anybody in Romulus protest against anything before. Protesters and cops all over the place right now.

Don't watch The State of the Union tomorrow. Donald cares more about his ratings than whether Barron gets leukemia.

Should have brought my puffy jacket…..

I laughed out loud in the middle of a restaurant….

Onion soup baby!

NC flags half staff for Jesse….

ngl I am kinda glad the guy who was pretty explicitly hired to round up all the regime’s enemies just immediately went “wait I get a jet?? hehehe” and started marking out major sports events on his calendar

This is adorable.

Ok that’s nice…

Stop trying to tie this to 1980…

this is the saddest a bunch of people have ever looked while receiving a free stoat plushie

Otter!!!!

I’m only watching to see my boys get their bronze medals….

Such an unsatisfactory ending….

Great news everyone, we got a valuable international point!

They should really play a 5 on 5 instead overtime…

Well that’s not good….

@lethalityjane.bsky.social USA could sure use a goal scorer or two…