I should have known the combined Alaska/Hawaiian rewards program would suck when they gave it the same name as the Sontaran’s technology meant to convert Earth‘s atmosphere to a mix of gasses humans cannot tolerate in an episode of Doctor Who.

enforcing Terms of Use against the military could set some really interesting precedent under this supreme Court

If you've never thought, "I should burn my online reputation to the ground," are you even human?

If you know of a cover of Neil Young's "Old Man" in a deeper register, please send it my way.

Most Electoralist Mia Post the Dems who voted against trans people and for ICE just got lit up like a fucking Christmas tree because everybody fucking hates this shit. We are the majority in this country we are going to see 2008 style massacres in November Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Zoomers will never know what getting all ur holes filled feels like

To be fair that was before Corolla's cost $30,000

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

finished embroidering my jacket :)

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

@stepback.nebula.tv Why the bleep at 18:55 on @nebula.tv for nebula.tv/videos/stepb...

The coolest thing I learned today is that Jim Thorpe knew Duke Kahanamoku had the swimming events covered for the 1912 Olympics. I bet we'll get an episode on Duke too: maximumfun.org/episodes/sec...

Hope folks remember that Schrödinger's Cat is a gedankenexperiment (though experiment) highlighting the absurdity of Quantum Mechanics. It in no way disproves QM, on the contrary, it proves the absurdity of reality. Now can these warmongers get their shit straight about whether we're at war or not?

Clear the dead fish out of your tank!

Motherfucker! It's Monday!

You ever feel like the predator ? Yaujta seem to always lose.

This is how I feel every time I log-on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuVI...

Leftist hate him. Moderates hate him. Conservatives hate him. There’s very few and very narrow groups of voters who approve of him!

The fuck he has.

Salmon roe on a saltine is fancy, right?

I made the mistake of looking at the clock.

oh hell yeah I'll get in the kennel sir "now give me your butthole phone" ok well just tell me you want me dead

This is America?

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

The Ellison deal to purchase Warner Brothers could be held up by litigation in California. BUT That litigation could collapse if a Republican wins the governor's race. Heads up, california.

How many administrations has Keenan been on SNL?

Get in losers we’ve opened a portal into a better timeline

"You could distort it, make it hyperbolic."

I've watched some Evangelion. I still don't know whether I'm supposed to watch a TV series or a series of movies. Also, I haven't gotten to the part where the protagonist masturbates over his unconscious compatriot. I'm almost convinced people thinking it's good is a psy-op.

We’re gonna have another Apollo One before we land another human on the moon; only this time the problem is greed.

With the Supreme Court ruling the tariffs illegal, what are your thoughts about things like Chargebacks to companies like UPS and Fedex who charged us directly? Asking for someone who wants to burn it all down.

Carbrain would lead you to believe Jeeps are the opposite of Subarus. They both operate in the same paradigm, and therefore cannot be in opposition. #fuckcars #thewaroncars

Great new Adam Savage Tested episode on deep-archival film storage youtu.be/YY8r8jOOIVg

Coral Castle: Women Always Be Wanting You To Make Megaliths nebula.tv/probablynota...

it's not always a fucking skinwalker. sometimes its a skinsprinter.

Officer, for the last time, I'm naked because I drank an invisibility potion. Am I not making myself clear?

Measure your life not in posts, rather in how often you click discard.

Republicans do not see children as human beings. They are property, existing to absorb male rage and lust, sources of amusement and objects to bear the brunt of men's fragility and dysregulation.

E-bikes are not motorcycles or mopeds. Mopeds and motorcycles are not ebikes. If a teenager crashes at 40mph, they're not riding an ebike. (There are exceptions, but those exceptions also apply to regular bicycles.)

You ever look at the calendar and realize tomorrow is saturday?

You know how old I am? I'm old enough to remember that "Bombs Over Baghdad" came out before 9/11!

Screams. That's what this is for?

Batman Mask of Phantasm

If your response to contracting freedom is "Eh" YOU'RE a facist!

March of progress my ass! The internet in the 90s was better!

If you don't remember Descent, get the fuck out of my mentions!

I'm a do-gooder but all the good I do get's undone.

How often do you think, "Oh, fuck tomorrow's Saturday?"