I said it at the time and I’ll say it again, Ed has broken his arm. And the longer he leaves it the worse it will heal. #TheArchers

Listening to #TheArchers on Sounds on the ferry heading home. Will lose Gs at any moment. Pray for Martin.

Oh no #TheArchers has gone all Wallace & Grommit.

Fourth time I’ve heard this scene with Amber and Brad and I still can’t believe it. #TheArchers

Nothing is a Christmas movie because they're called FILMS

Emma: #TheArchers

Just been to our village tractor run. Your move Ambridge. #TheArchers

Catching up on #TheArchers. Our village tractor run was planned months ago. Why is everything in Ambridge last minute?

Me: “Apparently it’s International Men’s Day”. OH: “I thought that was in November … oh F it so November”.

Plenty show overnight and now the sun is out. Was #uksnow 7/10 but currently 1/10. #KW17.

So Helen is moving to Scotland to live on a croft? Excellent. #TheArchers

Just because Labour Government have engaged in factional in fighting does not make them left wing.

Complete chaos. It’s what Peggy would have wanted. #TheArchers

Amber’s Dad is Ray Winstone? Who knew. #TheArchers

Oh no the hateful John Humphrys is on #BBCBH. The rudest most unpleasant presenter I ever had the misfortune to work with.

These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.

This is an extraordinarily powerful listen - I’ve just had tears running down my face in Tesco. An amazing piece of work @drkevinfong.bsky.social and a wonderful testimony to all involved in emergency medicine.

Just checking that @jefftiedrich.bsky.social has seen this: www.facebook.com/share/v/1A5j...?

Dear New York,London’s hated having a Muslim mayor so much they’ve voted for him for three terms. #Newyork

What happened with Martha? I think my BBC Sounds stream dropped out then jumped forward. #TheArchers

“Nothing chemical in it whatsoever”? Water? Oxygen? Anything? #TheArchers

DUDE. Trump is walking around the Japanese Prime Minister like a lost zombie running on low brain fuel. I had to watch this video twice. Once to say WTF to Trump. And twice to say WTF to the insane headlines on the news ticker! WTF!!

And they genuinely think that they could survive a week with the whole family in the same place??? #TheArchers

Does Brian know it’s a democracy not a dictatorship? #TheArchers

British.

I'm no prude I promise but I'm not convinced that the language in this 6.30 comedy on R4 is strictly necessary.

Why is Zainab pretending to be Mulligan’s daughter? #TheArchers

60 cows need milking twice a day? Nice little job for George there. #TheArchers

Hands up who agrees with Eddie that thing will get easier for George? <sits firmly on hands> #TheArchers

George is climbing up on the roof? Don’t suppose David Archer is around to help? #TheArchers

8 down, half a million to go.

#TheArchers We'll see what he makes of cocktails, sushi, and 2 hour makeup routines; and what she makes of manipulative cruelty and entrenched misogyny.

How disappointingly uneventful. #TheArchers

Neil is going the right way about getting chilli for tea. #TheArchers

Ooh Debbie is on Front Row following #TheArchers

Mak Britian Spel Agin

BREAKING: The Supreme Court just rejected Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal of her criminal conviction for recruiting and grooming teenage girls for sexual abuse by Jeffrey Epstein. The decision means that her conviction and 20-year criminal sentence remain in place.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Flawless 10/10

Just did a sick in my mouth. #TheArchers

Just means Markey’s crew can get to him sooner. #TheArchers

So that’s where the rat from our local Tesco went! #TheArchers orcadian.co.uk/specialists-...

Not sure we needed to hear that. #thearchers

This bloke on Ten To The Top is the most annoying person ever on the radio ever. FFS. Etc.

So did most of the village. #TheArchers

They’re called fins Fallon. Flipper was a dolphin. #TheArchers #DivingInstructor

Blimey Paul is still alive then? #TheArchers

Who could possibly have foreseen?