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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set." -Nate White
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Nasalrod
about 20 hours ago
This weekend, we'll play with 2 awesome touring acts: Playboy Manbaby & Mega Ran - at Show Bar (inside of Rev Hall in PDX) this FRIDAY Feb 27th! Then: we'll play an all ages show with the same lineup in Seattle on SATURDAY (Feb 28th) at BARBOZA, inside of Neumos!! Tix available now!!!
@megaran.com
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 3 hours ago
I am team shout fuck-ass bitch
#SOTU
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CRITICAL ERROR
about 3 hours ago
food $200 phone $150 rent $800 all these fuckin animal crossing amiibos i bought because i feel bad that they're on clearance $4300 utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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WarTranslated (Dmitri)
about 11 hours ago
"The war will end when President Trump is together with the Europeans. America and the Europeans can put Putin in his place and force him to conduct real negotiations with a result." - Zelensky.
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Tim Williams Art
about 2 hours ago
Every single member of the U.S. Mens Hockey Team who laughed at/demeaned the women on the U.S. Hockey Team should be called out for being the misogynistic shits they are.
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On to a more relevant topic: can the car drive itself?
add a skeleton here at some point
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 1 hour ago
A sociopath stuck in the fifth grade:
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Brockās Photographic Journey
about 14 hours ago
A bit of street art in the Clinton/Division neighborhood of SE Portland, Oregon.
#Photography
#StreeArt
#Mural
#Portland
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George Conway āļøšŗšø
about 6 hours ago
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Bart Harley Jarvis
about 6 hours ago
So are we all in agreement that any members of the menās hockey team who attend the State of the Union address tonight are huge assholes who should be showered with boos for the rest of their career?
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šZulginašāš«
about 7 hours ago
I think two things can be true at once. You can acknowledge that neurodivergence and mental illness deserves grace, while also acknowledging that you are not obligated to accept hurtful treatment. As a neurodivergent and mentally ill person, I understand that I donāt get a free pass to hurt people.
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Frank Amari
about 23 hours ago
The most corrupt president in history:
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The Bulwark
about 3 hours ago
Rep. Massie:Ā āI've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein filesā¦Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide. But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this DOJ.ā
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Christopher Webb
about 6 hours ago
Kristi Noem lied about an immigrant being a cannibal. Of course it was all made up nonsense. Normal people didnāt believe it, just like we didnāt believe Haitians were eating pets. This is part of dehumanization of immigrants playbook. Fear and hate is the point.
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The Tennessee Holler
about 2 hours ago
Boy thatās weird
www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming!
1 day ago
ICE wants to spend 38 billion to house immigrants. It would cost 20 billion to end homelessness in the US. America first my ass
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Mark Hamill
about 3 hours ago
Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. šš«
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Acyn
about 2 hours ago
Blumenthal: Republicans donāt want to acknowledge whatās actually happening ā or why itās happening. And for Americans who wonder why, the answer was provided by this whistleblower: ICE agents are trained to break the law. Itās no accident or aberrationā¦
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Holden Disperra (adjusted for inflation)
about 4 hours ago
Zohran is right, donāt throw snowballs at cops
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Washington State Standard
about 6 hours ago
Money from Washingtonās new $100 million program to boost police hiring has yet to reach cities and counties.
washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/02/24/n...
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No cops hired so far with WAās new $100M grant program ⢠Washington State Standard
Local officials have been frustrated with the rollout of the grants championed by Gov. Bob Ferguson to address Washingtonās status as dead last in the nation in police staffing per capita. They compla...
https://washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/02/24/no-cops-hired-so-far-with-was-new-100m-grant-program/
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Critical Bill.
about 17 hours ago
open.substack.com/pub/kaitjust...
The Woman Nobody Asks About Is the Person Connecting Every Thread of the Epstein Network by Kait Justice Lynn Forester de Rothschild 2013 - Deutsche Bank appointed Lynn Forester de Rothschild to an advisory board. Peter Mandelson was appointed at the same time.
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George R
about 5 hours ago
I wonder if Trump believes getting Americans killed in another unnecessary war will be somehow endearing?
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Andrea
about 5 hours ago
the early bird? .. a Dunnock, aka Hedge Sparrow, in my jungle garden today in north Hampshire, England .. Prunella modularis
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Nate 'The Late' Carney
about 11 hours ago
We will likely be at war within the week. It won't stop a single election. It won't distract from the Epstein files or the many other horrors going on in our country. It's just going to get a bunch more people killed.
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Acyn
about 4 hours ago
Hines: I handled human trafficking cases all over Southeast Michigan. I believe survivors deserve justice, no matter who the accused is. Accountability cannot depend on whether someone is powerful, wealthy, or politically connected.
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Ron Filipkowski
about 4 hours ago
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD
about 3 hours ago
A minute before entering a Zoom meeting to be interviewed about my work, my daughter starts crying. She'd just learned that a rapper she really liked was found dead. Sigh. Another one. Was distracted the entire interview. I'm familiar with Luci4 because of her.
www.tmz.com/2026/02/23/l...
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'BodyPartz' Rapper Luci4 Dead at 23
Rapper Luci4 -- best known for his viral hit "BodyPartz" -- has died at 23.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/23/luci4-dead/
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Tea Pain
about 5 hours ago
Documents are missing from the DOJ release of the Epstein Files alleging an underage girl was forced to perform oral sex on Donald Trump where he subsequently slapped her because he was unsatisfied with her performance. How is this not the lead story on every news outlet?
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Nick Ng
about 17 hours ago
Lynnwood City Council voted 7-0 to cancel Flock camera contract. The issue was originally scheduled to be considered as a regular agenda item later in the meeting, but CM Isabel Mata moved that the cancellation be added to the councilās consent agenda
mylynnwoodnews.com/lynnwood-cit...
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Lynnwood City Council cancels Flock camera contract - My Lynnwood News
The Lynnwood City Council at its Feb. 23 business meeting voted unanimously to cancel the Cityās contract with the controversial Flock Safety license plate reader system. The matter was originally [ā¦]
https://mylynnwoodnews.com/lynnwood-city-council-cancels-flock-camera-contract/
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
about 7 hours ago
Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. menās hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as āpulled a Target.ā They pulled a Target.
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 17 hours ago
Hey so if CBS airs the state of the union, donāt they have to offer equal time to his opponents? Can we bank that time and save it for later?
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Aaron Rupar
about 6 hours ago
Wow. Mike Johnson only took 2 Qs during today's House R presser - he usually takes at least 4 - and neither was about Rep. Tony Gonzales. Johnson is refusing to call for Gonzales's resignation following the release of texts showing he pressured an aide who later committed suicide for sexual photos.
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Here's something that's turning out to be very helpful in
#Ukraine
: Fire fighting robots
www.leparisien.fr/internationa...
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« Sauver des vies » : de Notre-Dame Ć lāUkraine, les robots franƧais Colossus plongĆ©s dans les feux de la guerre
Quarante engins fabriquĆ©s Ć LaĀ Rochelle, et qui avaient fait leurs armes lors de lāincendie de la cathĆ©drale parisienne, soutiennent les pom
https://www.leparisien.fr/international/ukraine/sauver-des-vies-de-notre-dame-a-lukraine-les-robots-francais-colossus-plonges-dans-les-feux-de-la-guerre-29-11-2025-4BPFF23XJVCY5A6RPGB72AO3PM.php
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This is not good:
#TikTok
decided to run AI-generated ads for a advertising client who specifically instructed "no AI ads" during signup...and the AI ads make the client look racist
#Games
#Finji
#AI
www.gamedeveloper.com/marketing/ti...
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Tiktok refuses to axe racist AI-generated ads for Finji games
Indie developer and publisher Finji is battling unwanted AI ads advertising its game on TikTok that were made by TikTok.
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/marketing/tiktok-refuses-to-axe-racist-ai-generated-ads-for-finji-games
about 16 hours ago
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Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey
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Tim Hannan
2 days ago
Why does everyone have to answer for their ties to Jeffrey Epstein except for Donald Trump?
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The Tennessee Holler
about 18 hours ago
āI heard the officer say āthat aināt shitā.ā NASHVILLE ā ICE shatter a car window in front of a newborn, refuse to look at manās license & work visa⦠drag him out of his car, hit him, mock him for being Guatemalan (heās from Mexico), laugh when he begs to say goodbye.
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Aaron Rupar
about 21 hours ago
Mayor Mamdani shovels his constituents in Brooklyn out today
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Robyn M
about 17 hours ago
Only 5.6% of nhl athletes identified as democrats fyi Compare to 67.5% of WNBA athletes who did and determine who to supportā¦
sports.yahoo.com/articles/wnb...
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New survey reveals the most pro-Republican athletes in America
VoteHub analyzed publicly available voter registration data to try to build a picture of how athletes in Americaās top leagues lean politically
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/wnba-democratic-mlb-republican-survey-035740550.html
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allkpop
1 day ago
#XG
producer arrested in Japan on drug possession charges at Nagoya tour stop
www.allkpop.com/article/2026...
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XG producer arrested in Japan on drug possession charges at Nagoya tour stop
Simon, the 39-year-old producer behind girl group XG and a former member of boy group Dalmatian, has been arrested in Japan on charges of drug possesā¦
https://www.allkpop.com/article/2026/02/xg-producer-arrested-in-japan-on-drug-possession-charges-at-nagoya-tour-stop
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Adam Gretz
1 day ago
Random thing I learned today: Former Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Shaun Suisham is the director of the Penguins elite girls hockey program. Had no idea.
triblive.com/sports/pengu...
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Penguins Elite girls program boosted by United States’ Olympic success
Sean Suisham was fighting a losing battle Thursday. He couldn’t find enough chairs for the audience. So, some sat on the ground. Other just stood and watched. But they were all captivated. In th...
https://triblive.com/sports/penguins-elite-girls-program-boosted-by-united-states-olympic-success/
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Jerome Alexander Horne
1 day ago
Paint isn't protection! "Even worse, most Americans see these terrible lanes and think, "I'd be crazy to ride a bike" ā and the cycle continues."
usa.streetsblog.org/2026/02/23/s...
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Study: Most Of America's Paint-Only Bike Paths Are On Our Deadliest Roads ā Streetsblog USA
Even worse, most Americans see these terrible lanes and think, "I'd be crazy to ride a bike" ā and the cycle continues.
https://usa.streetsblog.org/2026/02/23/study-most-of-americas-paint-only-bike-paths-are-on-our-deadliest-roads
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Aaron Rupar
about 20 hours ago
Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"
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WomenRiseUp2026
1 day ago
No redactions!!
#Resist
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek
about 22 hours ago
Imagine sledding down this
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Nick Raschke
1 day ago
Not near my gear, so hereās a spoonbill doing some interpretive dance, taken a few years ago.
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Galen Stone
about 19 hours ago
You will not re-write the truth. My parents were share croppers side by side with Black families. You will not silence those of us who know how it really was.
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The Trump administration is trying to erase Black history. These writers are keeping it alive.
At a time when Black history is being removed from schools, museums, and parks, Black journalists are fighting to tell a more inclusive American story.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/black-history-month-nikole-hannah-jones-jelani-cobb-trymaine-lee/
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Pestilence
2 days ago
Microclots and neutrophil extracellular traps merge to form structures that may contribute to thrombosis and atherosclerosis in patients with long Covid. While this research is in its early days, it may pinpoint not only a diagnosis of long Covid but potentially a therapeutic target.
#Science
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Strange Structures Found Lurking in The Blood of People With Long COVID
A hidden physical change in the body may be helping to drive the prolonged malaise some people experience after contracting COVID-19.
https://www.sciencealert.com/strange-structures-found-lurking-in-the-blood-of-people-with-long-covid
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She said it, and she said it on camera...but Nicole wants you to know that she's the victim here
www.freep.com/story/entert...
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HGTV star Nicole Curtis claims blackmail over racial slur video
Former 'Rehab Addict' host Nicole Curtis claims a viral video showing her using a racial slur was leaked by someone who tried to extort her.
https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/television/2026/02/19/nicole-curtis-blackmail-racial-slur/88755225007/
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derek guy
about 22 hours ago
is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
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