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Voice of an Angel...

"Let us all labor to add all needful guarantees for the more perfect security of free thought, free speech, and free press, pure morals, unfettered religious sentiments, and of equal rights and privileges to all men, irrespective of nationality, color, or religion." 1/5

China's population is larger than the populations of the US, the EU, Japan, Russia, Brazil and South Africa combined.

My friend #Gemini is wigging out... "𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒃𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕. 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 "𝑵𝒐, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒆," 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒆𝒏𝒅."

Why is the steel for the proposed White House ballroom being manufactured in Luxembourg when we were told the US government holds a "Golden Share" to protect and promote US Steel? Was "Liberation Day" a scam?

Community #infrastructure isn't something that you just pay for as you use. It's an investment in the future to create a functioning society. A deliberate choice to create a public good. Part of the government's role is to figure out how to fund and then build that. 1/2

This sort of joke construction has a high hit rate with me... brevity + absurdity + rhythm

Molly Ringwald was 16. Judd Nelson was 24.

Erasing symbols of bigotry is always good, even if the people who built them are still alive.

Oh, you wanted an OFFICIAL weekend kickoff jam?

Using the machinery of government to target vulnerable children is a despicable misuse of power that puts people at real risk. ​The govt demanding the disclosure of private medical records is a fundamental breach of privacy, not only bad policy but dangerous to the public as a whole.

This lady was incarcerated for 16 years, consider her the next time you want to write off every down-on-their-luck person who made some mistakes...

Absolutly fantastic to see the full partnership between music performer and music producer in such vivid view....she really has a very deep understanding of (and participation in!) how a complex track like this was created out of nothingness. #TateMcRae #SportsCar

The absolute truth is, I don't think I will ever enjoy another social media post as much as this one.

Do you think they are talking about import trade tariffs or military action against Iran. Could be either.

For every $1 we’ve spent on military operations against Iran over the last two months ($25B and counting), we’ve paid a second $1 just to gas up our cars. We are financing the conflict and paying the premium at the pump simultaneously. 1/2

The eight juices in V8 are tomato, spinach, celery, carrot, beet, lettuce, watercress, and parsley.

21 years ago today, first #YouTube upload...10 million comments...

Gerrymandering is a perversion of representative democracy. Responding with retaliatory gerrymandering is equally wrong. 1/2

Lou Reed said this was his favorite Velvet Underground cover..."the best and most authentic version I have ever heard," he said. And then it ended up in The Stranger Things series finale...

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Russia is now losing as many troops in a single month in Ukraine as the Soviet Union lost in six years of the Afghan War. A liquidation of human assets.

Listen, everyone’s got a hobby. When our Secretary of Health and Human Services finds a flattened carcass, he sees a forensic opportunity for his DIY roadkill morgue.

Had a busy morning tearing the #Pope a new one on matters of theocracy. Up next: A very stern letter to Tony Hawk—The Birdman himself—explaining the proper physics of a 900 rotation off the supervert ramp. 1/2

Is international diplomacy better off when it happens in public view? This post from "Iran in Ghana" shows how nations are now using humor and pop culture to lobby for alliances. Is social media a tool for peace, or just a new stage for old conflicts?

What exactly do you think is preventing our President from lobbing a nuke or 2? 🙈🙉🙊

I just watched a guy with a huge #Qanon sticker on the back of his vehicle make a complete revolution in a traffic circle and it made my day...

Checking stuff off my to-do list...

Public education for our children must be non-partisan and secular. Absurd to do otherwise.

To the victor belong the spoils...

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root..." Henry David Thoreau

The greatest minds of my generation Gladly conscripted in war Of defending any goliath That would deign darken the door Now with your genius for picking battles It's no wonder every helmet is too small I guess time just makes fools of us all

Thinking about replacing my blood with guacamole, but not sure... will I still be able to tell the red light from the green light on traffic signals when driving?

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"I always like to hang around losers actually because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success." 1/2

Tar Heel is kind of a dumb nickname, tho...

Told my car insurance agent that my recent driving history is w-reckless and who knows what's gonna happen?

Heading south of the border for a boys' getaway with The Boss. We’ve promised to keep the Waste Management talk to an absolute minimum this weekend. 🥩🇲🇽

Make it permanent.

She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes, or that your mind has turned to applesauce...the dreary architecture of your soul... I said, but what is it exactly turns you off?

Countries that do not have McDonald's: - North Korea - Iceland - Bolivia - Ghana - North Macedonia - Bermuda - Zimbabwe

Gorgeous...

"Our fathers had their dreams; we have ours; the generation that follows will have its own. Without dreams and phantoms, man cannot exist." Olive Schreiner

Sometimes, when I was a kid, they called me Eddie #Spaghetti.

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Listen, if I had to see it, you have to see it... I don't make the rules...