Public education for our children must be non-partisan and secular. Absurd to do otherwise.

To the victor belong the spoils...

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root..." Henry David Thoreau

The greatest minds of my generation Gladly conscripted in war Of defending any goliath That would deign darken the door Now with your genius for picking battles It's no wonder every helmet is too small I guess time just makes fools of us all

Thinking about replacing my blood with guacamole, but not sure... will I still be able to tell the red light from the green light on traffic signals when driving?

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"I always like to hang around losers actually because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success." 1/2

Tar Heel is kind of a dumb nickname, tho...

Told my car insurance agent that my recent driving history is w-reckless and who knows what's gonna happen?

Heading south of the border for a boys' getaway with The Boss. We’ve promised to keep the Waste Management talk to an absolute minimum this weekend. 🥩🇲🇽

Make it permanent.

She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes, or that your mind has turned to applesauce...the dreary architecture of your soul... I said, but what is it exactly turns you off?

Countries that do not have McDonald's: - North Korea - Iceland - Bolivia - Ghana - North Macedonia - Bermuda - Zimbabwe

Gorgeous...

"Our fathers had their dreams; we have ours; the generation that follows will have its own. Without dreams and phantoms, man cannot exist." Olive Schreiner

Sometimes, when I was a kid, they called me Eddie #Spaghetti.

Year-in-progress: ▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░ 21%

Listen, if I had to see it, you have to see it... I don't make the rules...

There's really not much of any good reason for a vote counting authority to release any numbers before the count is final and certified. It only feeds misinterpretation.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

You had me at Jello...

Deliberately ignoring lessons learned at such great cost is more than willful negligence...it is a catastrophic failure to honor the profound sacrifices we've made in the Middle East.

The US has a long and deeply entrenched history of official, state-sanctioned discrimination. These were not merely social prejudices but were legally codified into the very fabric of our institutions, systematically denying equality and opportunity through government policy and law.

This was a real show, yes...

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love. -Khalil Gibran, mystic, poet, and artist (1883-1931)

NEW BUSINESS IDEA: we are thinking about manufacturing personal mobility vehicles, individual cars that you own yourself and use to drive yourself around. Planning to call the operation Youber, what do you guys think?

Be careful out there, friends!

True or False? You've got some nerve!

I am the egg man.

My Podcast is exclusively available on vinyl...

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Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The $160 Billion Tariff Clawback The Supreme Court ruled last year’s broad tariffs were illegal, and the floodgates have opened. Major names like FedEx, Costco, Whirlpool, Goodyear, and Revlon have joined over 2,000 lawsuits demanding their money back. 1/3

This headline always cheers me up...

The pro-war minority on the day we evacuated Saigon is a mirror image of the record-low support for our current footprint in the Middle East.

Bombing an elementary school during school hours is bad policy.

Red Delicious? Half right.

@amybrown.xyz Was this one yours?

George told us right to our faces.

Incredible blend of tradition & tech from the New Year celebrations last week. These are actual robots on a real stage in front of a live audience, performing right alongside human martial artists with no digital overlays or camera tricks involved—the balance and coordination are hugely impressive.

Beautiful #woodpecker at the feeder this morning...Gilded Flicker...

Fantastic movie if you enjoy being destroyed emotionally every 20 minutes like clockwork.

Today, I signed an Edxecutice Order prohibiting all birds on or over US Territory from using the Smoke Detector chirp.

Addicted to smoking: Why ya wanna do that to yourself, Bro? Addicted to food: You fat slob! Addicted to drugs: You're the scourge of society. Addicted to sports: I love you, man!

Don't be a "I believe this email was sent to me in error" in the middle of a reply-all fiasco...

If anybody tries to tell you things were better "back in the day," remind them that now we have Bitcoin ATMs at the corner store and drive-through #weed dispensaries...

The guy with the "Black People Aren't Apes" banner was the real deal.