They must've hired a few ex-Cyberdyne Systems engineers to pitch-in on the development... #ChatGPT

We should always remember who we are negotiating with and recall their intentions towards us before we suggest others concede to their demands.

"Sharks I'm asking for $100,000 in exchange for 15% of my business."

Yes, of course, you can place real money wagers on the outcome of the upcoming window film tinting World Championship, presented by the Tintertainment Network

Orange Juice without pulp is trash. End of Message

The hubris of mankind...

"Watch as a fellow bee moves in the shape of a figure eight and waggles only where the eight crosses: The angle of that waggle tells you in which direction to head out from the hive. The speed of the waggle tells you how far to go."

"With respect to the number of deaths, arms manufacturers are charitable institutions compared to cigarette manufacturers." Silvio Garattini, doctor, researcher, professor, and founder of the European Organization for Research on Treatment of Cancer (b. 1928)

Absolutely CLASSIC William Shatner...

I am 100% Baby it's Cold Outsided out.

They gave Paulie Walnuts a massive unibrow like Bert...

Which is farther west? #LA or #Reno

Chief Security Officer (acting)

Go on, click it...

Roger Daltrey of #TheWho wanders into a random wedding reception and fronts the band for a made-up version of Can't Explain...

#AxlRose wanted to write #GnR a song about breaking up with Stephanie Seymour, but he changed the scenario to make it sound like he had a beef with the Internal Revenue Service...then he had #Buckethead sound off on guitar...

Black Friday 🖤

The fake snow was asbestos in the following films: White Christmas Citizen Kane It's A Wonderful Life The Wizard of Oz

On my way to the #Thanksgiving table...

Remembering #ThanksgivingDay a couple of years ago when I heard a 8-year-old girl tell her 11-year-old brother that his YouTube channel's content stinks. Hit Like and Subscribe.

It's a blessing our culture and economy are arranged to provide for individual choice...

Russell is a gem, wish he was here on Blooski...

I'm a leg and breast man. #GiveThanks

I don't think there's any way you can convince me his staff was not deliberately pranking him here...

Cartels are supplied with an unending avalanche of narcodollars and guns sent south because US citizens will never give up abusing illicit drugs. Impossible to stop the supply as long as our demand is insatiable. A half-century of wasted effort proves this. #Drugs #Venezuela

Year-in-progress: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 90%

Seems like someone broke into our place last night, now all our lamps are missing. We're delighted...

Holiday planning...Team #Joker or Team #Skipper?

Age when they became #billionaires: Taylor Swift: 33 Jeff Bezos: 35 LeBron James: 37 J.K. Rowling: 38 Steve Ballmer: 38 Mark Cuban: 40 Steve Jobs: 40 Richard Branson: 41 Oprah Winfrey: 49 Michael Jordan: 51 Jerry Jones: 52 George Lucas: 52 Warren Buffett: 56 Ralph Lauren: 57

Bubble wrap etiquette: Don't pop someone else's bubble wrap without permission. This could lead to Bad Things happening to your person. Don't pop bubble wrap in quiet public places (like libraries) unless you want it confiscated. 1/3

Menu planning...

Exit Music (For a Film)

Riff-tastic!

The Mayor-elect is a very skilled campaigner, without a doubt. Disciplined, personable, armed with ideas. Now, he has to transition into effective leadership of an extremely diverse, enormous city with a complicated economy. I wish him much success. Outcome TBD. #Mamdami

In light of unrelenting recent allegations of sexual misconduct, I am calling for a complete and total ban of Baby It's Cold Outside until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

Just about time to head to in for my pre-Thanksgiving manicure...

@ande91.bsky.social You might find this helpful.

Watch what happens at 18 SECONDS! #naptime

This tree has #hugeballs

I really try not to be a hater, but Adam Levine and #Maroon5 wrecked Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by John and Yoko with the Plastic Ono Band. (and they changed the title)

Sarah Hughes, age 9 = Scarlett Johansson S1.E125, 1994

"Finding the right cheese is so important..."

"18 of 20"

That time of year... #Thanksgiving

Sifting through some old email... #MANSCAPED

His first name was Władziu?