lol, lmao even

You might think I'm crazy but... Clinton

Now run the benchmark 40 times in a row

It’s time to move the UN building out of New York, it’s not neutral ground; Trump’s US envoy to the UN Mike Waltz threatened to assassinate Iran’s Ambassador to the United Nations. “He should be careful with his words sitting on American soil.”

Is it that hard to reply to her "How did it appear to be an incident of domestic terrorism? What was the evidence to think that?"

Seeing the Bill Clinton deposition and realizing him and Trump are the same age is so depressing

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Why the fuck is Melania presiding anything at the UN?

Struggle to spend $300 billion extra on defense > Bait Iran into attacking multiple of your middle east bases > Now you have something to spend the money on

Hard to argue

Ofelia, que se fue a Dubai para no pagar impuestos, se queja de que con los impuestos de otros no sea rescatada, animando a los demás a que también dejen de pagar los impuestos con los que anhela a ser rescatada. Sería buena cocinando, pero desde luego no era el lápiz más afilado del estuche...

25 years I’ve worked in tech as a gay man. If there’s a secret gay mafia running everything you’d think I’d have stumbled upon it, instead of near infinite wildly entitled straight white men who have barely read a book giving a tiny amount of venture to women, people of color and LGBTQA+ people.

CPS exists for a reason

They've been taught by the worst of them, Netanyahu, who once justified the genocide of the Palestinians saying "Did the nazis ask the jews to leave?"

This is happening because OpenAI - a company that does not have anything even approaching a viable business model and is setting money on fire - used borrowed money to advance buy all of the raw materials for RAM production so competitors couldn’t get it

Trump has begun to make claims he will control elections through EO because he knows the SAVE act is unlikely to pass and he’s panicking. That doesn’t mean sit back and do nothing. Keep the pressure on but keep calm. We can do this! Thanks @silentmiddlechild.com on IG for your great content

DAMN

MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"

what a shot

No fuck ice or something tho

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

They are gonna be so pissed about the PR flag 🤣

Why is there English songs in my halftime show???

The fuck

fuck yeah gasolina reference I love how the whole show is just like puerto rico maxxing

He's so good

I thought this was a The Onion article. wdym forced to take a long coffee break? Can't you guys do your fucking job without an AI anymore?

She was about to give that mf the hijab, low jab and mid jab with two halal knuckle sandwiches.

Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers

You all understand we are already on WW3, right?

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

The MAGA regime has now frozen all federal funding to Minnesota following the brutal murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis by an ICE-Gestapo agent. There is absolutely no bottom.

This is the Portland Police Chief and he breaks down during a Press Conference regarding the shooting of two people yesterday in Portland by Federal Agents. If you’ve forgotten what it was like to have a member of law enforcement with integrity and compassion — let this man be a reminder.

Kudos to Mayor Mamdani and Governor Hochul. This is what governing for the people looks like. https://www.commondreams.org/news/hochul-backs-mamdani-childcare

Breaking: MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.

Bose is open-sourcing its old smart speakers instead of bricking them

Okay, now do fucking something

No it's not. Stop saying shit and do shit.

Colombia has declared an emergency OAS and UN meeting, President Petro demands they convene immediately. #VenezuelaInvasion

El argumento de Nicolás Maduro es un dictador y ha venido Trump a echarlo y recuperar la democracia se cae un poco cuando sabes que el invitado de la Casa Blanca para celebrar el año nuevo fue Benjamín Netanyahu.

Pentagon and White House rejects to reply questions about it. All news information will come from a News Conference at the president's mansion. Idk guys.

Whatever you might think of Maduro, the seizure and kidnapping of a head of state takes us to a very dark place. Vast, arbitrary, extra-legal power, which could be exercised almost anywhere, regardless of the character of the target government.

Anything other than condemnation to illegally attacking Venezuela would be stupid.

News conference at Mar-a-Lago. They're not even trying to hide the king shit, right?

So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation. This is madness.

This is the current main problem of the US. Nothing is gonna happen. Other Republicans won't do shit. Some democrats will say it's not the time to act. Fucking shit.

BREAKING: Trump has ordered airstrikes on sites in Venezuela, including military facilities, U.S. officials confirm - CBS