People are acting like this is an admission that he’s building some sort of secret bunker, but it’s far more likely that he’s just lying and talking out his ass

In desperate need of a new Peaking Lights album

If you saw me Googling how to pronounce "pain suisse" when I was in line at Pastry Cat this morning: no you didn't

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Saw the Goose Queen addressing her subjects out on my walk this morning

We really gotta up the number of signatures that it takes to get on this fucking thing

East Sacramento Sights and Sounds: Person with windows down blasting Bloc Party as they pull into the parking lot of the bougie pet food store

Go back to the game

Tomodachi Life looks cool but it seems like that in order to really enjoy it you need to have a type of creativity that I simply do not possess

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Ella

You go stabbing yourself in the neck

*Interpol ‘Toni’ voice* That’s Cheugy

Dark Souls 2 (2014)

That’s great man, thanks for letting me know

getting taco bell in a van with the beastmen of crumbling farum azula. one hundred dollars worth of chicken quesadillas

Fart

Never had a craft Mexican lager that's as good as a Modelo with a big lime wedge in it

Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!

Lot of people falling for the whole “Obviously fake Craigslist post” thing again

Kings need to blow up the team. Literally.

This was made for me specifically

Half the posts on the other site are people with blue checks posting “I am a racist” and the other half are people quoting those posts with shit like “Uhh…racist much?”

Silent Hill-ass weather

Papa M

Ryley Walker

two stupid hogs bumping their stupid hog heads together. squealing with delight at making the rest of the world live in the mud with them

Need someone to go absolutely fucking nuts on all the muscle and connective tissue around my neck and and head

They’re gonna do some Sound of Freedom shit with tickets to the Melania movie and it’ll end up doing better than most people expect, at least on paper

This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!

Finally some good news

Nightmare country, just complete dogshit

The NJPW English play by play guy sounds like Dane Cook and it’s extremely distracting

Buy The Crust

Thank you Jiffy Lube

The Democratic Party loves to send me fundraising emails for someone named Heidi Hall, whose name I can’t help but sing to the tune of Minnie the Moocher

Thought the vision in my left eye was getting blurry but my glasses were just smudged

Beware the Ides of March

Few things make you feel dumber than spinning in a full circle trying to figure out which elevator dinged