supportive sharks 🦈💙

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

Mikus message to the world 🌈

I’m allowed to joke about murder because I was murdered

the main thing this site needs to differentiate &elevate itself is a "public bathroom" thats automatically displayed in a sidebar and itll have a red dot and read as OCCUPIED if someones in there. if you ever see a green dot and UNOCCUPIED you can click it really fast and then you're in the bathroom

The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is only ever a whim away.

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

squirtle offers you a flower

hey guys, i’m going to take a Bluesky break for a while. i just thought of the perfect comeback for a fight i had with a stranger 11 years ago, and it’s going to take me a while to track them down. thank you for understanding.

how can anyone think twitter is better than bluesky

during christmas: those who snows

scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

coffee #animation #flipnote #3ds

rt if u think pedophiles should kill themselves

bridget and roger! #guiltygear

can we make my cat the most liked photo on bluesky

it be like that

Do you think in 1984 people were like "wow this is literally 1984"

twitter's app is so ridiculously bad it's barely functional and every button press takes ten seconds to actually work

Wow

doing voter fraud for both sides equally

am i the only one who deadass cant stand straight media, the moment i hear about a show, game or a song and learn the focal point or theme is straight romance i just cant consume said media like deadass i will hear the most banger song ever and then i see the lyrics and drop cuz its straight romance

Everyone following me please block this guy. Don't fall for the bio, he's an asshole bigot that keeps stalking me and my friends.

Whenever I feel down, like I can't do anything, I remember what Joe Biden once said: "Folks... Uhh, hmm, ugh... Uhh"

here's my cat for anyone scrolling by... he's a silly man ^_^

Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here

Possum party 😭

Halloween sea creatures 🎃

okay i need to fix my algorithm yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri

I also made a miku ! 💙🎵

oh thank fuck theres no ads every 2 posts on my feed bless

woah i can say faggot here

This feels like starting a new Stardew Valley file on a new farm

Yet another Mayburi kiss

no way it's like twitter but good

how do i use this thing