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They cut off the Internet in Iran. Gamers truly are the most oppressed minority...

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps, They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps; I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps: His day is marching on.

I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel: "As ye deal with My contemners, so with you My grace shall deal"; Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with His heel, Since God is marching on.

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea, With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me. As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free, While God is marching on.

They killed Good because they hate what is good.

Can Catholics start a #RosaryToEndICE? It's not all we can do, but it's the least we can do.

chat.

Blowin Chunks Schumer

Disrupting the evil industry by naming my stuff after Narnia. This is my humanoid security robot, I call him Tash the Inexorable

Where did Bush's torture lawyer go wrong?

What if there was a government framework that allowed the people to choose their ruler

Pot Bear could save me

RIP Africa, you would have loved Christmas time

Parents act in persona Santa when they put gifts under the tree

Going to start referring to ICE as "the illegals"

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

RIP Arius, you would have worshiped Tom Bombadil

Yes, it's a recursive acronym and it's an essential Linux utility

Wake Up Dead Man was good, in my opinion

the cure to the men's loneliness crisis

Okay but that’s the sticker price. Anyone with any negotiating ability knows that the out-the-door price of the penis is well below what they’re asking. If you’re paying 150k and not even getting the testicles with it, you’ve been had by the dealership.

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Broke: Makeup President Woke: Drag Makeup President Mononoke: Gyaru President

Does Donald Trump count as a gyaru

Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg have Pretty Privilege

I'm writing "American Ludo." It's just a list of journalists I think are hot and then I guess their measurements. Bet I can sell at least 1501 copies.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

The boys are back in town again The boys are back, the boys my friends I'm never gonna frown again The boys did ere sustain me I remember times without boys Those times were largely without joys I miss their boyful, joyful noise Those boyless times deranged me

There’s surely a whole article to be written about the terrible quality of heraldry in Continuing Anglican churches

The boy with the catfish samurai pfp is gonna start posting about the State of Nickajack again

Deque the halls

AI slop is the most obvious natural trajectory for country music. Any country musician who has something to offer is probably doing better on Pop or Indy charts anyway. Nashville was already full of fake cowboys churning out trash. Nothing is actually changing.

New Theology of the Body: While the spiritual office of Holy Orders is exclusive to men, women, being analogous to nature, should be the only ones to hold natural office, e.i. the presidency, Congress, etc.

Imagining New Yorkers singing Taylor Swift's Welcome to New York the way Tennesseans sing Wagon Wheel

They're all saying I have some of the best lines. They're saying oh Jacob, the Edward lines were so terrible, please don't make us go back to the Edward lines. And I tell them, even the lyin volturi, I tell them, the big beautiful lines are here to stay

The Killers, Twilight, Mitt Romney. Like it or not, America is a story of Mormon excellence.

And lo, I saw a vision of Mormons and Catholics trading Pokemon cards amongst each other, and many other signs and wonders

Mormons made Twilight. Mormons made Mr. Brightside. All my kids friends are Mormons. When Republicans vomit out Maga, the memory of Mitt Romney will be the mold of what is left to offer. Mormons are getting on TikTok. Mormons are opening Soda Bars.

People aren't ready for the Mormon Renaissance that is about to happen in this country.

A Tennessee district loses more than 10% of Maga support basically instantaneously

Matt Van Epstein

Prayer request for a special intention please 🙏

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the joyful flag, and begin spreading cheer

Unclassified marking on the notes app post smh

Fellas, is it pagan to practice Christianity?

Barbie Princess and the Pauper, twice

Your move Hillsong.