AWOOGA!

Old: Halls of Montezuma, shores of Tripoli Bold: Revenge of Montezuma, U.S.S. Tripoli

showing the vibecession guys charts of how every necessity of life (didn't even include housing above) has been captured by hedge funds intent on sucking every dime out of the bottom 80% of Americans

Turning the fourth of July into the fourth of disenchantment

It's called Just War Theory because the Theory is you should Just do War

J D Vance. More like Craps His Pance

Same

The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.

The pope supports taxes on boat loan interest

He just likes crimes, I guess.

“Be healed, Jeffrey.”

Not real but also perfection

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

He dined with sinners and tax collectors while his people suffered under Roman rule. Do you really want him running the Kingdom of Heaven? (Paid for by DJTPAC.)

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Calling the Pope weak on crime on Divine Mercy Sunday is probably an all-timer.

HAVE A WOIM ON ME

This rules

Pope Leo:

It's my deeply held belief that if you say on your website that you have Fortune 500 customers, it means you sell vaporware

I know things are not all better, but I think that we all might have actually pushed the needle a bit. MTG and Tucker Carlson doubling down against this in public, who knows what pressure was applied in private.

he better leave that pope alone

Pope to Olympic Athletes: “It is possible to win without humiliating. One can lose without losing oneself. And this also applies beyond sport. It applies in social life, in politics, in relationships between peoples, because sport, if lived well, becomes a workshop for a reconciled humanity.”

I will be calling all of my representation in Congress today, even though they surely support this planned genocide, because it is time to do everything you can

God of miracles deliver us from evil and give us the strength and prudence to be your hand on Earth

Today would be a great day for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social to put forth a privileged motion to bring articles of Impeachment.

> CURRENT YEAR > CALUMNY POSTING

In AWS's defense, they are being bombed right now

RIP Pope Francis you had the soul of a poaster

I think there is a strong Catholic argument that he is killing these people out of hatred of God, and they will reign forever where there is no need for lamp light or sunlight. Just my two cents.

How babies look at you before they learn to smile

The sign says "No Catholic Mass" because it's Good Friday. The only day of the year we don't have Mass.

> *vinyl scratch sound* > YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO > *ornithopter flyby* > 101.19 > *explosion* > ARRAKIS FM > *thumper sound* > WHERE WE ONLY PLAY THE SPICIEST TUNES > *sandworm sound* > *sardaukar chanting* > THIS AIN'T YOUR REVEREND MOTHER'S STATION > *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

I have questions for MrBeast.

I will never defend Rod Dreher but "would you piss on me, old friend?" has entered my vocabulary

It's like the chair for Elijah

"Get your hand off my penis!" youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?...

Happy day of visibility. Trains is hard job. ✊

I’m still kinda scarred by this passage in Johnny Tremain where his hand gets all burned up by molten silver

Just go get one strait for yourself. Get one for a friend. Put on your strait grabbing boots and just go take one. Just take it. Just take the Strait .just go grab it and put it in your pocket

Just take it. Just take the Strait. All you gotta do is just take the Strait. Just get your boats and go take it and put the jet fuel through it. Iran is gone. Iran doesn't exist. Just take the Strait.

"Famously anti-LGBT C.S. Lewis and pro-facist J.R.R. Tolkien," said the person who had only seen Boss Baby

Broke: Catholicism outlives other denominations Woke: Catholics and Orthodox reunify Hope Beyond Hope: full communion with Canterbury

They laughed at the Irish for wanting to clarify if non-Christians were Catholic or Protestant, but Netanyahu is banning Mass and Mamdani is quoting James, so who's to say.

This feels like a turning point

It's actually anti-catholicism to equate all Catholics with the Roman state. Way to spread KKK talking points though

The Holy Sepulchre means nothing to evangelicals, who literally "discovered" another tomb to avoid going to the shrine that has been used for thousands of years, but for Catholic and Orthodox Christians it is the holiest place in the world