You would think that’s something the FBI Director would know about.

Hegseth is the physical embodiment of the old line about “military intelligence” being an oxymoron.

When the whole story comes out, three things will happen: 1. Everyone will see what a clown show the US air safety system currently is. 2. Millions of people who flew in and out of LGA over the past few months will realize they dodged a bullet 3. Trump’s regime will deny it had any responsibility

The Iranians are smart. They won’t talk to the two NY real estate guys who have zero authority to agree to anything. Instead they want to negotiate with the far stupider couch fucker who at least has a government title. The VP being unable to reach a deal will be far more embarrassing for Trump.

Narrator: Of all the things that never happened and never will, this one never happened the most and will never ever happen at all.

As 2025 proved, the MLB season is very long and inherently unpredictable, so the only thing you can count on is that Opening Day predictions will be wrong, sometimes spectacularly so.

Yep...🤭😅🤣

Art of the Deal

Air Canada has not had a fatality on one of its flights in 43 years--and it flies all over the world. Its customer service is as lousy as every other airline--but it's incredibly safe--until Road Rules Clown became the Transportation Secretary

New you won't see on Rupert Murdoch TV

A 4th grader playing 'Risk' in 1975 would have thought about it.

Secretary Bessent has become an artist at saying things on television that are so wildly implausible that we know for certain he doesn’t believe them himself but settle as comfortably as descending buzzards into the presidential cognitive range.

Narrator: without a doubt.

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

Probably just a coincidence

Profiles in dementia.

Astonishing. The goal of our war is now to undo the effect of the war we started. Gosh, if only we could rewind to, say, four weeks ago when the Strait of Hormuz was open and normal!

Man, you know who doesn't travel a ton through airports? Undocumented people. You know who does? Middle-aged white dudes who like to fight with security and Karens. This is going to go so well for all of them. I'm very glad I'm not traveling the next few weeks.

ICE agents at the airport: “We’ll be confiscating all food, beverages, and snacks for your safety.”

“What can we do to get the American people on our side?” “I know! Stage an armed, hostile takeover of the airports!”

I’m sure subjecting millions of Americans trying to board a plane to the excesses of untrained bully boys of the New Gestapo is going to do wonders for the polling numbers for Trump and the GOP generally. Another genius move!

I’m sure subjecting millions of Americans trying to board a plane to the excesses of untrained bully boys of the New Gestapo is going to do wonders for the polling numbers for Trump and the GOP generally. Another genius move! “ICE to Augment Security at Airports” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/u...

It’s a tough competition, but this asshole still has my vote for “Most Punchable Face in the Regime”.

I’m sure subjecting millions of Americans trying to board a plane to the excesses of untrained bully boys of the New Gestapo is going to do wonders for the polling numbers for Trump and the GOP generally. Another genius move!

Little Donnie, can you point out on this map of the world who hurt you to make you act like this?

Ridiculous headline. Canada is still viewed favourably by over 80% of Americans. The only change is a shift in opinion among MAGA, who believed the constant egregious lies the regime has been telling them.

Trump and Hegseth are obviously having some kind of bizarre competition to see which one can publicly announce the most war crimes.

Destruction of civilian infrastructure is a war crime under international law.

The absolute King of the Self-own.

The bombing will continue until Trump gets his Peace Prize!

Stephen Miller just said: “President Trump was aware of and has calculated through every permutation and every degree of strategy.” So the master plan all along was to attack Iran…and then relax sanctions on Iran? So that Iran would have more money to fight. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

The latest insane power flex from the Mad King. “Open the Strait that I closed with my stupid war on Iran or I’ll take over Greenland”.

Only Trump would lift sanctions against a country AFTER starting a war with them. Art of the deal.

Brilliant. US invaded Iran to replace an old, dying Khameini with a younger, more radical Khameini and to BUY oil from the Islamic Republic and give them MORE money. GENIUS STUFF! www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Firstly, THANK YOU everyone for your concern. I’m okay, just a bit shaken up. Fact is I was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the gas station. Afterwards, I was disoriented. My money was gone, so I called the police, who asked if I knew who did it. “Yes," I said. "It was pump 4.”

I’m pretty sure they’re gonna be tied up until 2029 with this “timing issue”. NBA champion Oklahoma City Thunder won’t visit White House due to ‘timing issue’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

No, no, the goalposts are WAAAY over there!

Remember when Trump removed Maduro and Republicans were celebrating because they thought Trump was going to bring freedom and democracy to Venezuela, but instead he just left the Maduro regime in place while stealing their oil like we knew he would?

So thr Iranians damaged an F-35, supposedly the most advanced stealth fighter in thr world. Since Trump says the Iranian armed forces have been 100% destroyed, I guess they used a garden hose or a slingshot. www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/p...

Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women

I’d say 80% of Canadians would be in favour of this!

It’s appears the war Trump said he won 3 weeks ago is still going today. Odd. Was Donald Trump lying?

I didn’t have “bomb Iran to facilitate loosening of sanctions on Iran” on my bingo card, but here we are. Not sure how this whole thing could get more stupid, but I’m sure we will find out soon.

I’m willing to bet that almost everything in this rant is a bald faced lie.

Thanks for this, @samsteindc.bsky.social. It's really hard to keep track.