The new episodes of Scrubs are delightful. I can't think of another TV show that can take you from dizzying highs of laughter, to sombre introspection in the flick of a stethoscope.

You just won the game. It's ok - now you're free.

It appears Rob Grant has left this mortal coil, smoke him a kipper he'll be back for breakfast 💫 RIP Rob. #reddwarf

How have we got to the point where society, and our sentencing of laws, treats driving as a right, and not a privilege. Dangerous drivers, IMO, should be banned from driving for life. Thankfully not the case for this one, but especially where a fatality occurs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Normal People: Disney Theme Parks are getting too expensive. Me: *Buys a $3500 headset to watch Muppet*Vision 3D* dailydot.com/muppetvision...

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the incredible pun game of the Glasgow Stamp Shop?

Doom Bar, like it or loath it is the U.K’s best selling cask ale I believe. Just leaving this here; “Molson/Coors turnover remained above the £1.63bn mark. The business generated pre-tax profits of £40.2m in the year to 31 December 2024, up from £38.2m”

What is it about the office of the Home Secretary that causes holders, of both sides of the house, to cosplay like Star Wars baddies? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Muppet Vision 3D is being released on Apple Vision Pro and this is legitimately the first time I've actually wanted one because of it.

One of the saddest things about the enforced push into Generative AI is it has robbed humanity of looking at a cute little logo someone designed for a thing. That person was so incredibly proud of what they accomplished.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

A light entertainment show, in the style of Morecambe & Wise, with Greg Davies and Alex Horne would be incredible.

Reform’s plan to cancel Indefinite Leave to Remain makes me feel physically sick. People that have uprooted their families to come to the UK to be employed in areas where there simply isn’t the skills in the country. Even the vague threat of this will cause good people to say “f’ this shit”

Saw this today - probably the best photography exhibit I've ever seen. On until April in Edinburgh. www.nationalgalleries.org/exhibition/a...

I have noticed that my polarised sunglasses block a lot of the portrait orientation adverts that are popping up on the street. Suck it advertising execs.

Eileen Gu who just won gold for China at the Olympics isn't just the world's best in the freestyle ski half pipe, but she's also studying to be a Quantum Physicist! Incredible

In the week I get a substantial price increase from Disney+ today they send me a bunch of notifications not to miss some football matches. When will the streaming service strategy folks learn? People stop paying because it’s too expensive. It’s too expensive because of football bidding wars.

COVID/Climate Change. Sadly we are still here… this is the attraction of populists.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

Farage is in the Maldives. 200 miles away from the Chagos Islands which are not a tourist destination. Hasn't got the paperwork and wasn't on the 'aid boat' he's pointing at which is trying to establish a settlement for four people on the islands. How is this serving Clacton? Who paid?

Healthcare in Greenland is publicly funded, free at the point of use, and despite geographical challenges considered very good. Healthcare costs in the USA are extortionate and responsible for 60% of all US bankruptcies. So maybe Denmark should be sending hospital ships the other way.

If this happens and there isn’t a 3 kids in a trenchcoat joke, I’ll be sad.

Wogan's Floral Dance is an underrated banger of a track. And he doesn't even mime it on TOTP www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnC...

I’ve seen a lot of people suddenly moaning about pot holes recently. But I bet none of them actually report them. I don’t actively drive, yet I report pot holes, collapsed manholes and broken signals.

Edward VIII’s ghost must be celebrating right now.

Today I learned; LEGO made a playset of the most terror inducing / agonising moment in animated film history - the Toy Story 3 incinerator scene www.lego.com/en-us/servic...

Time for the annual watching of P-p-p-p-p-pancake day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...

@melissartodd.bsky.social I have an abstract accepted by the Gissing Journal... no pressure!

The Apple Newton is returning. Mark my words.

It's insane that BlueSky still haven't fixed the nightly log-out issue on browsers.

The trifecta of perfection.

It feels like everyone on the street in Edinburgh is recording a vlog on their DJI gimbal camera.

If Bryan Adams released “Summer of 69” today, he’d be singing about the summer of 2010.

...horrifying message without context, thank you

I was in Switzerland the other week, where they don't have the attached bottle caps. And I have to take back (almost) every scathing criticism I had about them being attached. Without the attachment you're just holding a cap like a lemon.

Today's wet weather was some of the most miserable I've encountered in all my years.

Wheeeee! bacon slide!

Words from a hat. “I want Uber but for *pulls word* ‘whaling’, on the *pulls word* ‘moon’.

Men who board trains before people have gotten off; Premature Embarkulation.

The Swiss have been sweating the asset on the Toblerone for too long. When will they finally release the Toblertwo.

So Farridge doesn’t believe in working from home and if elected will probably ban the practice. I mean, that’s one way to ensure he can continue not visiting his constituents in Clacton I guess, bit extreme if you ask me.

Episode 4 - very good, very interesting 'diving board' plot line. Episode 5 - one of the best modern Star Trek episodes, and you could tell it had Tawny Newsome's writing all over it. She's such an incredible Trek writer and actor. #startrek #starfleetacademy

I firmly believe that *any* official elected to high office should watch Threads. A remake is overdue I feel, given the current world situation, but to work it *has* to have an unknown cast. www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

Update: Episode 2, Good (but with canon issues for sure but enjoyable), Episode 3 - might be the worst episode of any Star Trek I've ever seen.

As a nation I feel we need to know what other things were the brainchild of Morgan McSweeney.

Not a single thing we were told about #COVID turned out to be correct. A long thread 🧵

I watched Ep.1 of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy last night, and whilst no first episode of ST has been good (excl SNW and LD) something felt off about it. The storyline was good, the characters were interesting - but it felt more like a Doctor Who episode than a ST episode. I'll keep going with it.