My favorite thing about social media is you can curate it to fit what you want to view. Annoying ass person? Block. Doesn’t exist in my world. Ai accounts. Blocked. Don’t like those. Spam posters? Next. How lovely it is.

So fucked. Just went through a Snapchat memories for the day and literally every single person (and animal) in the memories is dead now. 😢

My kid woke up with a rash the size of Texas on her body so now it’ll be an ER trip kinda day, I’m already freaked out to the max! 😮‍💨😥

At the chilis having a marg begore an escape room with the girls and a lady walks in with her books and orders a wine and a burger and I just want to be best friends with this woman so badly 🤣

I keep starting and stopping the same 3-4 books. I need to finish these hoes so I can move them off my tbr shelf but I need to plot to thicken already🙄

It’s always a fuck ass man that ruins shit. 🙄

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

Hiiiii friends, how is your day going today? ✨

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i’m not even real

I had a very good weekend and now I’m back at workkkkkk🥲

I am genuinely so fucking bothered by the amount of racist ass people still existing in the world. I was watching a video of this guy and then looked at comments. Big mistake. Nothing but racial slurs. Like how the hell do you live with yourself!!! That horrible over SKIN COLOR. It’s so sickening.

wanting to be mysterious & move in private >>> not knowing how to shut. the. fuck. up. 😒

Keep telling my cats it’s ok to swear but they still only meow

Me to my husband and kids at 7:30 this morning🤠🤠🤠🤠

this is a reminder that being whimsical and finding joy is an act of resistance in a world that wants us to feel miserable

Old Disney cartoons were on a whole other level

My first week as a branch manager took me outtttt, I was so tired I slept with my pants on backwards, didn’t charge my phone, left all the lights on and my poor cat, he didn’t get any lovins like usual so he just woke up to inform me that was not allowed 🤣

I really fuck with my new location, it’s gonna be fun as hell managing this place

Meta glasses should be illegal.

I start in my new position as a branch manager today. Please send me ALL the good vibes and all the positive energy!✨

Yes, I do have to set my alarm for an extra 15 minutes of the morning to snuggle cuddle my kitty and puppies.

It’s my small little towns strawberry festival today and I am EXCITED! 🍓

I am already crying. Remarkably Bright Creatures hit Netflix today and the book is probably the best book I’ve ever read in my entire life. I al THRILLED to be watching this!

We’re so sad, I bought my daughter a dumpling and not even an hour having it and it’s popped. she was literally just holding it :(

It’s fucking MAY stop with the 30 degree weather already!!!!!!

I’ve been soooo busy lately 🥹

yesterday i looked like this ✨🦓🤎

I got a promotion at work! I will now officially be taking over my own branch and become the Branch Manger at this location for taxes and loans with my company! It comes with a significant bonus!🥳🥳

Holy Thrift Find!!!!😍

Why the HELL is it 3am and I’m just up doing my nails like I don’t have work tomorrow. I am going to hate my life tomorrow.

I literally, at 12:30am, decided to pierce my ears for their 2nd holes AFTER journaling for 2 hours while watching my shows and making blunts. Just girl tingz💘

Or you have to “buy their cook book” or fucking meal plan Instagram bullshit

Everyone that’s come in office today is talking about the moon tonight.. dare I say I live in a town full of werewolves!?🐺🌕

✨happy thursday✨

i'm alive, i'm breathing, i'm blessed & i'm thankful

platonic soul mates 🤝

Good morning! It’s almost Friday and I’m so ready! I hope you all have a good Thursday and stay hydrated! 💜🦋

good morning friends!!! almost friday yayyy <3 hope everyone has a lovely day!!

Yummy bagels and delicious coffee this morning 🥰

my job is basically just answer phones, be cute, and yell at computer

Not to be that person… BUT If you haven’t filed your taxes… PLEASE consider filing with my friend. Her bonus is dependent on it. She works at a separate branch but I will make sure that you get the best deal. You can file from the comfort of your own couch while petting your fur babies!💸💚

Eli Weevil is my absolute fav character right now 🥰

Watching Veronica Mars and snuggling up with my puppy dog🥰

Just me and my Ollie dog and kitty Toulouse today 🥰🥰

shitting my pants

if you think about it, it’s almost like

Guess who called into work for a mental health day! ME!🥰

Just read the article where the guy said he was gonna blow up the bathroom…. and he ended up getting arrested 🤣🤣🤣

you know what sucks? when all you want to do is read but you physically cannot bring yourself to open your book and you have no other chores or errands to do so you just end up doomscrolling for hours 🫩