i’ve been telling my dad for years that matthews isn’t as good a player as he once was and he finally agrees with me

i am so glad i’m not a hardcore leafs fan. holy fuck are they disappointing

i FINALLY found a pair of jeans that i don’t need to use a belt with 😭 the true test will be if they last a whole shift at work compared to a few hours at home

either tinder blocks don’t work, or this dude keeps making a new account because i have blocked him 10+ times now.

we JUST matched. why are men like this?

why do parents bring their young children out in public and then sit there on their phones the entire time

there’s always that one person who has to make their hatred of something known while others are celebrating it

BDSM (buying dumb shit for myself)

i am so freaking cold 🆘

i had to walk home in the rain and the second i opened the door, before he even saw me, my dad started laughing. i should lock his ass outside and see if he’s still laughing then.

i really don’t understand why my job allows people to stay hired when they NEVER work. we have one employee who works ONCE A YEAR because they have another full time job but they don’t want to give up seniority here. it’s bullshit and we need to hire new people.

so simple but one of my favourite book scenes

this was such a dumb ass move. he just hurt his wrist but yeah! put him in the shootout!

acotar 7 a few days after my birthday! happy birthday to meeeeee! 🥳

oh my god i am literally about stab knives into my ears. my sisters alarm is going off, my cat is yowling bc she’s in heat and my dad keeps yelling about hockey. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

what’s it like to have friends?

i have worked every friday and or saturday for the last 21 weeks. AND COUNTING.

3pm, time to crash

work got an email from the higher ups to remind us about the time change this weekend and it was full of memes 😂

authors on threads are talking about someone who printed out their bad review for an author to sign and holy shit the audacity of that person?

does anyone else *need* to take a drink after you eat, even if it’s just a tiny bite, or am i just insane

i had a sicilian cannoli for the first time yesterday and it was so good

my cat and i are about to fight because she has THREE litter boxes to choose from and yet she keeps pissing in front of my bookcases 🤬 i have scrubbed my carpet so many fucking times and she keeps going back to the same spot

my cats won’t stop intensely sniffing my hand 😭 i literally smell like stale beer what is wrong with them

just in case i get locked out insta: literaryfae_ threads: literaryfae_ discord: jxsmineh

when will men learn that i don’t respond to random selfies?

i found the entire kingdom of the wicked trilogy while thrifting today and i was so happy

may your hairline retreat an inch every time you disrespect a woman

if i had a dollar for every time i served someone my age at work and less than a week later, that person died, i’d have 2 dollars

just saw an insta post with recommendations for clean spice except they meant spice that happens during bathing and that’s the only clean spice i’ll accept 🙂‍↕️

double digits this weekend

i just moved my bad wrist the wrong way and something happened… I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

my nails got really long while i was off work but they’re so brittle i kept breaking them so i cut them all off :(

I WANNA GO HOME 😭

when the clocks go ahead next week BC has decided to keep that time 👀 ontario next?

2025 taxes filed ✅

coworker just called and she’s like i might need to switch shifts with you today but i won’t know until 9:30, girl my shift starts at 10 😭

i love how my phone battery dropped 4 percent while off for 3 minutes. the new battery i got less than a year ago works great!!!!

officially read 10,000 pages this year 📖 #booksky

Fellas you gotta dress like Rihanna and get your own rain machine for the musical number, it works

just saw someone on tinder using a photo of zayn malik 😂😭

connor needs to find a new hairstylist i s2g first it was the straightened curls and now it’s the gel it flat as can be curls LET THEM FREE

i’m confused how my package is out for delivery when the delivery company hasn’t even picked up the package yet?

you know what i hate as a book collector? when an unfinished indie series goes trad. trad covers never match indie covers so you either have to buy all new books or deal with mismatched covers.

i’m in a bad mood today. i just wanna go back to sleep.

just saw an audiobook sample of bad bishop and now i’m regretting reading it cause tiernans accent? 🥵🥵🥵

i cannot stop shivering ugh

february wrap up! #booksky

hey spotify, since when is mgk pop punk?

had taco bell earlier and it feels like rocks sitting in my stomach 🫠