lmao

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

barely a metaphor lmao

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

as mayor Zohran must dissolve the new york yankees and the world wrestling federation

NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME

it just occurred to me the dodgers literally just used their normal starting rotation tonight lmao #WorldSeries

actually gasped seeing Yamamoto warming up I’m scared of that dude for real #WorldSeries

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

This isn't an article about Trump's looming SNAP cuts. It's from 2023 and it's about the cuts Biden made to SNAP as he worked with Republicans to tear down the pandemic safety net. A lot of the Dems that are screaming about Trump's cuts were perfectly fine signing off on this. That's how we got here

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

crying at the idea that Schiavone went along with that whole deal and recorded audio for Hangman 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite

I know it’s gonna be Joe but I kinda need Bobby Lashley to win this #AEWDynamite

The Don Callis Family Summit (2025) #AEWDynamite

in a time of increased social isolation it's important to build community, which is why the Don Callis Family is an inspiring story of camaraderie and kinship #AEWDynamite

what possessed me to think the commuter rail would actually show up at its scheduled time and not just be cancelled without warning?

Clayton Kershaw still out here doing it for all us 1988 kids 🥹

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard… The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..

Please kill me

if you have Myles Garrett on your team you should only be allowed to play 10 guys on defense

Kris Statlander is a really good promo #AEWDynamite

Just disgusting.

Completed my journey from the Chick Fil A in the Boston airport to the Chick Fil A in the Detroit airport

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

genuinely emotional and moving match enough to bring a tear to the eye. Jon Moxley has all time instincts and Darby Allin is a once in a lifetime wrestler. there will never be another #AEWWrestleDream

I LOVE MY SON DARBY ALLIN #AEWWrestleDream

GOD IS HERE

WHERE IS STING WHERE IS OSPREAY WHERE IS GOD

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

DARBY ALLIN PLEASE

I’m squirming #AEWWrestleDream

MONE / STATLANDER REMATCH BANDIDO / OKADA FACE HURT SYNDICATE / HEEL OPPS #AEWWrestleDream

HEEL SHIBATA HEEL HOBBS HEEL JOE #AEWWrestleDynasty

correction this is the best it’s ever been period #AEWWrestleDream

that Statlander entrance ❤️❤️❤️ #AEWWrestleDream

Jurassic Express adding the crowd countdown to their tag team finisher is inspired #AEWWrestleDream

unbelievable tag team match #AEWWrestleDynasty

I missed the pre show so really coming into this tag match completely devoid of context lmao #AEWWrestleDream

Im an expert at missing the bus. I’ve been training for this since I was 5 you simply can’t miss the bus like I can miss the bus

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

This appears to be legitimate so I'll repost it. WWE is now using AI storytelling and will use it more and more now that Paul Levesque is neglecting his duties to try to get into politics. So far the best it has come up with is Bobby Lashley (now in AEW) becoming Tensai.

Lol that the London No Kings event is called No Tyrants because…you know… www.nokings.org#map

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

we need every attorney alive working round the clock on this Andrade case. Mortos, Otunga, Clarence Mason, Phoenix Wright, Luchasaurus got an MBA, Harvey Whippleman looked smart, spare no expense

AEW men’s tag division is in the best shape it’s been since like 2021 #AEWDynamite

The Don Callis Family is evil but they have a very good vibe about them overall. Lotta good elements at play: They have retreats, throw parties for each other, they have a guy with a fat ass, three luchadors, two gorgeous Japanese dudes. 🤼‍♂️