Hi

Forgot this app existed again.

PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading

I love big abstract metal structures. Also I beat jokerless Balatro. Just to flex

just search it up your honor

there should be more stores like bass pro shops where you're clearly in enemy territory

freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

It must be so exhausting rooting against the Costco guys

Grinding balatro jokerless challenge on the train. I’ll complete it even if it kills me

I can’t stop thinking about the baby monkey in gladiator 2. Dundus my beloved

I would repost all my viral tweets on here but they’re all embarassing.

Who up blooting

What I’ve been on

Why did no one tell me there’s a cute little monkey in Gladiator 2 named Dundus that wears a little dress and does emperor stuff. So fucking awesome. I LOVE MOVIES

Brrrrrrr

It’s finally cold out (like 33°) and I’m walking 20 minutes to the store to buy pizza and beer before watching gladiator

Bluesky needs to bring back saying how long you’ve had an account on your profile. Yes I didn’t use it at all but I want to flex that I was here before it was cool

This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions

IF YOU’RE CASTING YOUR VOTE FOR BLOOT STAY IN LINE. BLOOTS > SKEETS

i love sounds and images

Once you get a certain amount of followers you have to deal with everyone being a pedantic shit. That certain number is about 10 followers

Looking for 3.7k of my close friends on here

Nope. BLOOTS!!!!!!!

"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

🕵🏻‍♂️ is an underutilized emoji. Big fan of that guy.

Bloots > Skeets. I know everyone’s decided on skeets but I’m going to pioneer Bloots.

Never kill yourself

I have no clue what to post on here even tho it’s like the same as twitter.

Left my headphones at home I feel naked

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

Need to watch a movie tonight. It will fix me.

I don’t even know what to post on here. What’s the equivalent of tweet here like is it a bleet or bloot or what.

Forgot this existed. Wow

hi bluesky

forgot i had to post on here oops hi

@hemi.bsky.social hi :3

the lack of gifs on here is upsetting how else can i express my approval than with a drake clapping gif

instead of posts they should call them bloots. just an idea.

hi