how are they getting all that DNA to them? and why?

Despite all of the advancements in technology since smartphones were invented I still can’t ask my phone “what’s that smell”

combination of a horribly named framework (bun) and a terrible AI project (google gemini) at least giving me some laughs

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Can’t believe how long ago I posted this

What do you call a pizza with no toppings? A pizza bread!!!

Hey what a coincidence I hate them both also!

Holy shit resident evil requiem looks incredible even on steam deck at low graphics. I love the attention to detail, for example, see this hair fiber on the dude’s back.

If I get really good at AI coding I bet I could get to be a 1x programmer who is constantly on the verge of dying from high blood pressure

Someone just finished watching The Curse before asking this question @xkcd.com youtu.be/oTzW-mTQd5w

this man looks like the end of a hot dog

@crushbort.bsky.social I was looking for your classic post about the causes being very good and I couldn't find it anymore. RIP

OnlyDans: - Dan Marino - Dan Aykroyd - Dana Carvey .. the list goes on

Skum bananer

Hard for me to take this game seriously.

Did anyone read the list of names in Tom’s Crossing? I skipped it all.

Is there a booksky?

Isn’t it weird that the vanilla bean happens to have a chemical named vanillin inside it?!? what are the odds

@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social please come to Seattle guys I’m begging you. The only thing I miss about Austin is the movie culture. Just went to drafthouse in LA and feel so nostalgic.

At a rest stop in California I saw a light roast coffee that that will never reflect another photon in its entire existence.

“You’ve played game, you may be interested to know that there’s another game!”

Tom Waits married sideways

People always trying to get me to pay money to rotate my tires bitch I rotate my tires every time I drive for free

Five stars

i'm trying to set up my steam deck to be a programming computer lol this sucks

this was me last night waiting for my electricity to come back online after the puget sound windstorm on Saturday night.

What am I supposed to do with all this piss and shit

i love sigur ros and i'm a sucker for all of the shit they do but the takk 10" "deluxe edition" reissue bothers me. I don't want to change discs this much.

i really need someone to come up with a tums variant that isn't repulsive, is it so hard? I would often rather suffer with heartburn than even touch a tum, even with a finger, let alone with my mouth. it's a repulsive, sickening, horrible thing and the world shouldn't stand for it.

this party needs to come back this is such a cool logo

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game

i had a dream that @shaunvids.bsky.social blocked me on bsky and I couldn't figure out why, but I was devastated. I don't think I've ever interacted with him irl before today.

I'm sorry guys, i just tuned into the mariners game at exactly the moment that Jays got that home run, it's my fault...

It’s such a good record, taken away from us all too soon. One of my most treasured possessions.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social looks like some ai bots are trying to cash in on your book’s name

So glad Caenhill came to Bluesky, I really missed this part of the day.

Surveillance Penguins

Don’t even think about putting 14 juicy patties on this grill. It holds a minimum of 15 juicy patties. #juicy #patties

It’s the season of ground punches

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

@seattledot.bsky.social I've been living in Newcastle, WA for four years, and four years ago we had a bus stop that closed due to the pandemic. With RTO, I've had to drive daily to Seattle, but I'd love to not do that. Any chance we ever get this bus route back?

Smart

Jor Jorwell

Since Twitter now requires logging in to view actual posts and news, organizations and government alerts need to switch an an open platform

My brain is irrevocably broken

What am I supposed to do with all this piss and shit

Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad

My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.

me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says

finally finished every article in yesterday's newspaper. now to take a big sip of coffee and check my front doorstep