Did this guy forget how to throw a baseball?

She taught the world so much, including teaching John how to eat a banana. Rest In Peace, Dr. Jane Goodall. Thank you for spending some time with us. youtu.be/izUzqUrhbh0

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

BREAKING: Jane Goodall, the conservationist renowned for chimpanzee research and environmental advocacy, has died.

Congratulations, Chunk! You deserve it! Fat Bear Champ!

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

And of course we all know that the "no beards" rule is aimed at getting as many black men out of the ranks as possible. www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...

I am so tired of incompetent, insecure, and inhumane men ruining everything.

Better avoid the area Popeye's locations. Yikes. www.kcrg.com/2025/09/30/l...

I watched the documentary about this case, and boy, the Austin PD really screwed the pooch on this investigationfrom the word go. And caused a lot of unnecessary trauma and heartache for a lot of people.

Hi Friends! Catch me on #KimmelinBrooklyn tonight! @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

Northbound 380 shutdown just south of Swisher grass fire

Me every single fucking Monday lmao

We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! Prompt streaming for our square fans, late cable for our freaky fans! Cause we’re a well-rounded program with a little somethin’ for everyone in terms of time management! And in terms of content? We’re exclusively serving “guy at a desk.”

Stopping at Taco John's on the way home to grab a 6 pack and pound.

Live by the blitz, die by the blitz.

Terrible all around.

Refs mics don't work. Have no idea what was called.

Tackle like that all the time, please.

And so it begins...

Up and at 'em, Hawks!

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

Parents at the Des Moines RG just got a notice that DMPS's superintendent, Dr Ian Roberts was detained by ICE. #raygun #ICE News: www.weareiowa.com/article/news...

FYI: confirmed with the Iowa ticket office that this is a known issue when the Indiana tickets download into Google wallet and is being fixed. It should autocorrect when the coding gets fixed.

Of course, the orange idiot toddles in for the Ryder Cup. I hope he shits his pants.

Reigning champ Grazer and 909 are two bodacious bears, but only one can crack on to the next round. Vote now at fatbearweek.org

Every time I look at the forecast, the higher the temp for tomorrow goes. Now up to 88.

Floatato chip fans, assemble! This buoyant boar is up against Fat Bear Junior champ and legacy favorite Biggie, Grazer’s cub. Time to cast your vote. Who will move on? Vote now at fatbearweek.org

Given his track record as a leader, I'm assuming Ryan Walters' plan to "destroy the teachers' unions" is just finding a way to get himself put in charge of them.

As the WSJ reports on the internal panic in the Trump White House about the Epstein Files, we bring you this reenactment of the Oval Office meetings

It's going to be another warm one on Saturday, Hawkeyes. Start hydrating now.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Next up it’s heavyweight 856, the river’s reigning powerhouse, against 99, a fan favorite male showing off serious size and swagger. Voting is open until 6 PM PT. Who’s got your heart and your vote in this round? Vote at fatbearweek.org

Fat Bear Week day 2 and the drama’s already bubbling. First up it’s 909, Beadnose bloodline and serving family legacy, facing off against mama bear 26, who’s somehow raising spring cubs and still fat enough for the bracket. Vote now at fatbearweek.org

This letter was sent to AG Bill Baxley when he reopened the case. His reply was priceless.... *Bill Baxley is still with us, he's 84 years old. #4LittleGirls #Birmingham

Around 40% of people say they’ve received AI-generated workslop in the last month, according to a recent survey. Workers deal with the aftermath, correcting or outright redoing work, and it's costing companies big.

Like the Founders intended, Trump defines free speech according to a bonkers math ratio

#WTFentanyl panic is contagious. Fentanyl is not contagious.

every company on earth demanding its underpaid workers use the garbage generator machine for everything and now they're mad that all they're getting is garbage

It’s Fat Bear Week, Islanders! 🐻 First up in the villa: 901 vs. 503. Two absolute units, but only one can move on. Who’s stealing your heart (and your salmon)? Cast your vote now at fatbearweek.org and let the games begin!

No… they didn’t. Fentanyl misinformation is now an international phenomenon. Paging @ryanmarino.bsky.social

Your chance to take a ride on the L with the 2018 Chicago Away Show Poster. 🛤️ All proceeds benefit the Vitalogy Foundation: pj.lnk.to/AuctionsTP 🎨: Steve Thomas

A proper villa vibe. Is this chunky legend floating into Fat Bear Week? The ultimate bracket reveal goes live today at 4 pm PT. Don’t miss it.

Here’s last night’s story about Jimmy Kimmel, the FCC, freedom of speech in the U.S., and why certain broadcast groups could learn a thing or two from Love Island. youtu.be/ohPToBog_-g

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/

Are we sure that's not the Nebby QB out there? 🤷‍♀️

Explore.org was featured on the CBS morning show. They did a great job www.cbsnews.com/video/webcam...

We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! After an eventful few weeks away. And if the FCC is reading this, we just want to say: tonight’s episode is about…how cute your outfit is! And every episode after that, too, cause you’ll just keep wearing outfits! And we love that about you.

Yet we are all being encouraged to have faith in AI.