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Ignota's #SCP-9000 Contest Entry: l'Ortolan Pearls cultured in human flesh, a gentleman's club, Parisian ballet, French cuisine, and a beautiful, motionless porcelain doll. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contesti... #SCPFoundation #SCP #sarkicism

Ignota's #SCP-9000 Contest Entry: l'Ortolan Pearls cultured in human flesh, a gentleman's club, Parisian ballet, French cuisine, and a beautiful, motionless porcelain doll. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contesti... #SCPFoundation #SCP #sarkicism

My SCP-9000 Entry is out now l'Ortolan #scp #scpfoundation #scpwiki #scp-9000 scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contesti...

Hello! I am a freelance artist and animator! I have some commissions available to try and pay for some of my textbooks and class fees for college! Check the thread for more examples of my work :) ko-fi.com/ironshears/c... #commissions #artistsofbluesky #animation #pixelart #gamedev #gamedeveloper

Hello! I am a freelance artist and animator! I have some commissions available to try and pay for some of my textbooks and class fees for college! Check the thread for more examples of my work :) ko-fi.com/ironshears/c... #commissions #artistsofbluesky #animation #pixelart #gamedev #gamedeveloper

Hello! I am doing #commissions again. I do lots of kinds of pixel animation, concept art, and illustration. I specialize in expressive characters, intricate backgrounds, and subtle #horror If you need pixel art for a game, a project, or even just for fun, hit me up! ko-fi.com/ironshears/c...

chuffed.org/project/1176... Hi! Rehab's family in Palestine need more permanent shelter, so I'm doing some commissions to raise funds. Donate to her campaign! More information: www.tumblr.com/iron-shears/...

Welcome to the Winter 2024 class of Nälkän Scripts and Languages 213: Pilesaran and Soonesaran! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nsl213-piles...

now that this has been posted, i will spend the next few days just practicing writing pilesaran LMAO scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nsl213-piles...

i will genuinely make additional logographs for any character/sect/etc name that you want btw.

Wrote a language thing with @ironshears.bsky.social go read scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nsl213-piles...

Welcome to the Winter 2024 class of Nälkän Scripts and Languages 213: Pilesaran and Soonesaran! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nsl213-piles...

A second set of recipes :) Something sad, comforting, and delicious. #scpfoundation #sarkicism scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onko-sinulla...

Onko Sinulla Nälkä? Theme A theme for a sarkic recipe blog. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:onko-s...

Yaldabaoth. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/yaldabaoth #scpfoundation #scpwiki #sarkicism #cotbg

Yaldabaoth. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/yaldabaoth #scpfoundation #scpwiki #sarkicism #cotbg

Kuobach's Eyes by IronShears scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kuobachs-eyes

Kuobach's Eyes by IronShears scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kuobachs-eyes

A short story about fear and insecurity wanderers-library.wikidot.com/a-silly-habit

Onko sinulla Nälkä? Well I can fix that with some sarkic recipes on the SCP wiki! Check these out :) scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onko-sinulla...

Doodle

My favorite part of this song is that everyone interprets it wildly differently and no one can agree on it. I just saw someone say they thought it was about lord of the flies. https://youtu.be/bIyl9bCp6W4

Are these eggs of some kind?

Here's a gif I posted of my art! https://www.tumblr.com/iron-shears/724420508195667968/unconventional-comfort-patreon-ko-fi

online queer discourse sounds like shadow realm political debates.

testing something real quick.

One MAJOR problem with my ability to use bluesky is that it does not allow gifs or videos. My content is 90% animation.

Parasites that target bugs are the coolest kind usually. Cordyceps, horsehair worms, parasitoid wasps.

You gotta hit her with one of these

Bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey @pfrazee.com @jay.bsky.team @why.bsky.team, are all of the photos we post being fed into a generative AI like this post is claiming? Would love some clarity on this

🧪 Ixodiphagus hookeri is a TICK BUSTER - it's a parasitoid wasp that lay its eggs in ticks and do the whole xenomorph-chest-burster thing to them. And it seems they also inadvertently inject them with Wolbachia bacteria too? https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0030692

I had a dream about having to escape a fire the other night. This morning I found out one of my neighbor's mowers caught their field on fire. Its all burned.

man I love bug evolution

Get a load of this invertebutt - Clistopyga caramba is a parasitoid wasp which has a fake ant on its butt https://www.researchgate.net/publication/281632324_Clistopyga_caramba_sp_nov_Hymenoptera_Ichneumonidae_Pimplinae_an_astonishing_example_of_mimicry_in_spider-attacking_parasitoid_wasps

the reason worker bees are still considered "female" despite never reproducing is that they have stingers. Stingers are just modified ovipositors. The repurposing started in parasitoid ancestors. Basically, what I'm saying is if you're allergic to beestings you're allergic to bee genital venom.

I love security guard Reddit (is that a vacuum??)

Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.

Unbelievably funny to me that a snail that is known for causing the extinction of so many endangered species of snails by literally eating them after being introduced by humans has an evil cartoon villain mustache.

there's an attic in my house that I have never been in but every once in a while, very late at night, i hear one(1) loud ass banging noise coming from above it. I have a loft bed so i sleep very fucking close from it and sometimes it literally wakes me up. I don't know what is causing this.

You can make chocolate holographic

Oh I forgot to take my meds. That's why I'm like this

i'm not sure if this has already been posted but oomf sent me this as to why twitter is fucked up and all i can say is Lmfao

Watching a video abt myhouse.wad

By my friend and former neighbour John Cuneo. Every artist's nightmare. I encourage you to read the text.

fuck

i love this song. so peaceful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8T2L4fM36U

"pelzer sluice" is such a fucking funny name to misremember for a horrific skin-rending machine from an unidentified movie.