My dogs have been like this since Cape Verde was knocked out.

Jesus Christ I might be starting to like Erling Haaland.

I have never seen Pulisic win a physical battle.

Hey Trump, if you're so powerful, tell FIFA to ban England from playing Wonderwall

Our rebel loon boat placed 2nd in the Caribou Lake Fourth of July pontoon parade. This is actually the sweet spot to finish in since the winners have to judge the next year and can’t compete.

Great moments in U.S. History.

[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”

When I’m President

I didn’t know he was still alive. Jesus Christ, fuck off.

Erling Haaland is a House Harkonnen-looking motherfucker

Spain slicing through the Saudi defense like a bone saw.

I saw a Swallowtail butterfly laying eggs on my dill

- man I wish this workday was over - man I wish this week was over - man I wish I could retire - oops I have died

Happy Pride Month from my dog Otis.

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

I, for one, would welcome the reduction in airport noise in south Mpls. Please do this.

This is my favorite review of all time. Burned down on this day, 2020. My outdoor couch cushions still have ash stains.

This account could double as a GBV album/song title generator.

Damn. It’s been a rough sports week.

Liverpool what the fuck man

Roof duck at twilight

The curse is broken

Watching my new neighbors haul an ancient wringer-washer on shoulder dolly straps out of their basement, it looks like they’re disposing of a defunct pre-R2D2 droid in the original Star Wars.

These ducks next door are starting to freak me out.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

MPR playing 'Space Oddity' at the end of the Artemis story this morning was certainly an interesting choice. And it kept playing for what seemed like a minute with Wurzer talking over it.

Our little house was so full of life tonight when we had our daughter and all of her housemates over for dinner. The red lentil-sweet potato stew was delicious, and we had them homeward bound before the roads deteriorated too much. Good company, good times. Love those kids.

Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

I still enjoy tourney time

Seriously what’s with the fucking stuffed animals

Here’s your little stuffed animal, loser.

Auston Matthews shoot the fucking puck.

I finally figured out what the Norwegian speed skating uniforms remind me of.

This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.

I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog

Greg Bovino (left) just before getting tossed from the bar in Vegas.

Can’t wait for Bob Costas to break this down for us. www.bbc.com/sport/articl...

Lizzie lives in the neighborhood and this arrest/abduction happened on the street in front of my house. I know there are way too many causes that need money right now, but they could use help.

oh no someone has a harmless opinion that’s different from mine. time to get Fuckin Pissed

Heroes one and all. Being in this database will get you to the top of the waitlist at Bull's Horn on a Saturday evening, and admission to the secret nightclub behind Minnehaha Falls.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

Little man with a gun in his hand Little man with a gun in his hand Little man with a gun in his hand Little man with a gun in his hand Little man with a gun in his hand