I don’t post takes. I post gives.

[email protected] Nobody is taking about how that’s his email address

Walked out of the grocery store with three rotisserie chickens and the security guard did the pursed lip nod

I’m like a month older than this dude

“Konnichiwagwan croski-kun” is living rent free in my head

Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City

Dick Cheney has died.

Mac and cheese with hot dogs

Hopping the turnstile but on the way out so it turns and I fall flat on my face

Participating in the no kings protest by sleep training my son

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Wesley Willis was real for whupping Batman’s ass and singing a song about it

Weed hasn't gotten too strong, you've gotten too weak

Wikipedia for types of pasta

Qualifying everything I do with “it’s reverse psychology”

Ratioed by egg

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

Just drown it in olive oil

Root beer is so good you guys

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

I dont post on the net

Flower

Drumpf is orange

What if the whole world is bodhisattvas. What then

Beach good

Californication was a great show

Checking in on the New York post print edition Basically a tabloid of cope

Do you ever look inside the New York post?

Get in loser we’re making linguine alle vongole again

Grilling

Hungry men create lunch times, lunch times create sleepy men, sleepy men create nap times, nap times create hungry men

Grilling

It’s pronounced Husker Duh

Charred eggplant Charred eggplant Charred eggplant

when the election is a month away, these guys say well hey, it's too late now, hold your nose & vote for the lesser of two evils. but when it's three years away, you have three years to get the fuck over it, apparently

I love to wing it in the kitchen

The Velvet Ground

Just to piggyback on this as someone with ties to MV, Dersh claims to have remained clothed while receiving a massage at Epsteins, yet regularly goes nude at Lucy Vincent Beach.

I refuse to antagonize generation Z.

The AIPAC Party has been trying to get rid of Ilhan Omar for 10 years now for being Muslim. If you ever need a reminder of how evil this party is.

I always thought the Ivy League was for smart people

I canceled my NY Times subscription finally. Fuck you, Bret.

Bret Stephen’s go to Gaza

What is the best fruit and why is it peaches

Watching fight club in 2025 was really weird because what the hell are you rebelling against? Stability? Fuck off

happy birthday to the incomparable Harry Dean Stanton (July 14 1926-Sept 15, 2017) 📽️