Florida’s state motto should be: “We regret to inform you this happened in broad daylight.”

gorgeous

I just hope the new national holiday falls on a Friday or Monday.

I was driving by a Tesla on fire this morning and noticed it had a Trump bumper sticker so I stopped to take photos and and flirt with the firemen.

Trump turns 80 on June 14, meaning he'll be the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.

Hillary was right about everything.

8647 = show up and vote.

The practical impact of what the Supreme Court did today.

There will be hell toupee

Gift link. Great piece, remarkable embedded footage: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/u...

US Passport Big Brother edition.

I would sooner boil and eat a puppy than carry a paedophile passport edition.cnn.com/2026/04/28/p...

The would-be assassin wasn’t acting alone - he was assisted by 53 Republican Senators, 218 Republican House members, the President, & the NRA.

When dinner includes a tasting menu and a tactical extraction.

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

Rotten Tomatoes just posted a shrug emoji. 🍅🤷‍♂️

If a pixelated bikini and a flag emoji can drain your wallet, maybe the problem isn’t the technology.

Trump and his sons have enriched themselves by over 4 Billion dollars since he came into office This is by FAR the most corrupt administration ever

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

“I’m pro-science. I just think we need to ask the right questions”. -RFK Jr., known conspiracy theorist, anti-vaxxer, and disinformation profiteer, in a congressional hearing.

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces. 249 years later, we have this idiot.

thanks to @catmyoung.bsky.social for taking a great photo of the moment i had SIX (6) sleeping baby border collies in my lap #puppyclub

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..." "One of her children recently enlisted in the military... www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

It’s simple. Social media shitbirds with no knowledge, training or experience in public health should not be setting US policy. They got their jobs because of their successful click-n-like harvesting, and that’s also they do their jobs. There is nothing but incompetence behind the facade.

He could be excused for not knowing what a konbini is, but he knows what a bodega and corner store are, but he also is a bloviating liar, so there's that

"Her release follows months of advocacy from community members and political leaders of both parties. Yu has operated her two West Valley restaurants for years, building a reputation for greeting customers with humor and kindness. She has no criminal record." www.12news.com/article/news...

Your Australianism for the day: anyone who is accomplishing a task without regard for distractions or objections is said to be 'not here to fuck spiders.' www.mediaite.com/media/tv/fac...

Messieurs les censeurs🖕 Meta vient de supprimer purement et simplement les comptes du dessinateur Pierre SAMSON Cela signifie que sa page et son compte Messenger n'existent plus🤬😤 Quinze années de publications et d'échanges volatilisés,au prétexte d'un obscur "manquement aux règles de la communauté"

Trump's Explanation for an Image of Himself as Jesus: 'I Thought It Was Me as a Doctor' (Katie Rogers/New York Times) Main Link | memeorandum Permalink

The White House is now Temu Versailles.

Daughter: “Mother, can a woman get pregnant from anal sex?” Mother: “Why of course dear. Where do you think Republicans come from?”

Flashback: American man drags* cross to highlight jesus's woes on the way to crucifixion *was being pushed by half an electric scooter bolted to his cross like jesus would have wanted www.fortmorgantimes.com/2011/08/15/m...

The holy water started boiling.

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America’s favorite sport: saying the right thing and hoping no one checks the scoreboard.

ashley youth detention entre which is STILL FUCKING OPEN even though gutwein announced in 2021 that it would be closed in 3 years #politas #justtassiethings #tasmanianpedophileprotectors

The fun thing about LED headlights when you drive a small car is it they blind you when they’re driving towards you AND they also blind you when they’re driving behind you with the lights in the rearview mirror

Trump’s calling this a “strategic pivot” because “I screwed the pooch” polls poorly.

Only Trump could make Iran seem like the good guys.

“Nice country you’ve got here. Be a shame if you don’t elect Orban.”.

Let’s hope the files make it through unmolested.

He’s not rooting for the country. He’s rooting for his team and calling it patriotism.

SOMEBODY gotta take him. The cathlicks deregulated purgatory yonks ago.

I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

House Oversight Ranking Member Robert Garcia on Pam Bondi: "She will not escape accountability and remains legally obligated to appear before our Committee under oath. She must answer for her mishandling of the Epstein files and the special treatment she has given Ghislaine Maxwell."

Raskin: "It doesn't give me a lot of comfort that Todd Blanche is now the acting AG. This is the guy who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell from the higher security prison to the low security prison camp in Texas."

Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens. Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth. Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

Pam turned 60 and the plastic surgery and Botox can no longer keep up. Bondi needs more bondo. Trump can't stand most women but never tolerates old women. She's been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee over Epstein files. She could do the funniest thing ever now.

dunno, perhaps an east wing with a rose garden would be nice

glorious day to hunt oyster shells 🦪 🐕 💕 🌊