MFer gonna be visited by 3 ghosts

A better world ✨️

It’s more of a Graeco-Roman “martial homoromantic bisexuality”. Women are for producing heirs, men are for actual love and companionship.

it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years

Goddammit Shadowdark you're the best

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

This is true for the Midwest as well. Take Iowa as a leading example. We used to be in the top 20% for education, medical care, and a host of other things. We were one of the first to legalize gay marriage. We had strong immigrant communities.

I can't believe I had to work all day on Blowjob Day

The extra cushion makes him more attractive to the furniture.

In this week’s newsletter, we delve into legendary territory. The year was 1977…with STORMBRINGER, I completed work on the Elric Saga and received my first World Fantasy Award nomination. theartofmichaelwhelan.substack.com/p/1977-year-...

If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.

Swamp guardian

Good.

It's time to ask for the government's manager because this shit is unacceptable

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

Just complete flailing. Liberal parties have no idea how to keep together without upsetting their corporate overlords. The result is all talk and no action. Explaining to a drowning person the merits of water.

My kids when I find them going for fruit snacks

Well shit

Count Strahd WIP He's gonna kill a lot of castle interlopers.

Sprouting · 2020

Happy Halloween!! 🎃 🦇

Happy Halloween, have candy ready and lock your windows!

The Albino Emperor, Elric, White Wolf of Melnibone, Soul-Drinker, Kin Slayer, Eternal Champion...and now a sticker!

Elf warrior

At this pace the Blue Jays will have 18 home runs.

They draw power from the BOG

A rainy drive home and Pojan Kiiski is a peak combo

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

A vampire that's not Dracula.

Yeah, guilty as charged

Game has lasted so long James Straw was James Hay at the beginning

THREE HOURS AGO this one fucking pitch doomed us all to this hell

Blue Jays calling the cast of Sandlot asking for a pitcher

Next inning the Blue Jays are gonna score 3. The dodgers will then also score 3.

oh good more baseball

"Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost. ... I cannot well repeat how there I entered, So full was I of slumber at the moment In which I had abandoned the true way."

@cjzero.bsky.social we're gonna need that Kershaw ooof face

It's only one out how hard could it be, Kershie?

Everyone getting ready to watch playoff relief extra innings Kershaw against the heart of the Blue Jays offense

"boy what the fuck you doin?! "LEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEENDS"

The paladin as the thief takes a shit in the basin of holy water:

The master of giving someone just enough rope