"I'm not lacking in cheer. Your puppy is going to die an agonizing death."

Last night I dreamt that Trump budd dwyer'd himself. Never been so disappointed to wake up.

you not only voted to kill your child, but to permanently strip anyone else or the ability to do anything about that fact. i am very sorry your kid is going to die, lady, but you have done everything possible to keep me from doing anything about that fact. i hope you burn.

Oh, you don't think I ahould be in. K-hole while driving? Well, I'll have you know it's no different from being drunk, hypocrite!

"Money isn't real bro. It's just the means through which we accomplish the otherwise impossible task of comparing subjective preferences and allocating resources. We should go back to converting four chickens into a billet of steel so I can get the mechanic to fix my car."