So, I am married and got two step-daughters. No other kids. Lot of weirdo dudes would call me a cuck for raising another man's children. I say no, I am not cuck a, I am a reverse cuckoo bird. I have no intention of dying of in an old folks' home, so I have pushed their bio dad out of their heart.

I'm literally so high I have lost my dab torch, but I haven't moved from this spot in like 5 minutes. Goddam it, I am a cartoon character.

How is it only in 2026 that I am realizing Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" is about getting vigorous consent. There's even a lyric about making sure she's an adult. youtu.be/8yDmeYxTeC0?...

That's right Bela Fleck, make a children's song spooky and menacing.

See? It’s not just me. Smart people are seeing it now, too.

Ugh. Trump has brought up UFOs, again, so now I feel the need to absolutely ruin my sanity and YouTube recommendations by keeping tabs on what the Christian UFOlogists are saying because it appears JD Vance listens to them. So, apologies ahead of time to my mutuals for the weird links.

Oh, boy, a statuary garden of Eponymous Heroes on the blood-guttered ritual courtyard directly behind you're planned Greek temple right where the sacrifice altar would have been...nothing weird and pagan about that. Nothing weird going on in the WH.

Paul Cauthen deserves more love. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ie...

I’m taking a jaunt to Wafflehouse, don’t wait up.

If I, as an atheist, can’t say Stefan Molyneux isn’t a ‘real’ atheist because he’s a racist, fascist prick then Christians can’t say Pete Hegseth isn’t a ‘real’ Christian because he’s a racist, fascist prick. No True Scotsman will burst through the door to save you on that one.

I always forget the hashtag. #caturday #calico #blackcat

It’s Caturday. You know what to do.

So, these are the kinds of things I notice. Somebody gave the copy of the Constitution in the Oval Office a set of parochet curtains like its the Holy of Holies. What are you doing infront of the Constitution that offends it so badly? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parochet

Idea for new X-Man mutant power set: Ice Man, but just with microplastics.

Trump is their Soter (Savior) King. He is not their messiah, but a meat cult statue they believe they pegged the Holy Spirit to so it can sign EOs with Divine Authority. They will discard him when they need a new Soter.

Do you want to know where JD Vance got the idea that UFOs are demons? YouTube. Specifically, a crank named L.A. Maruzli. You have heard of Christo-Fascists, but have you heard of Christo-Fantasists? Biblical literalism and UFOlogy crashing into each other. youtu.be/ujAG-zdy6uA?...

Do you want to know where JD Vance got the idea that UFOs are demons? YouTube. Specifically, a crank named L.A. Maruzli. You have heard of Christo-Fascists, but have you heard of Christo-Fantasists? Biblical literalism and UFOlogy crashing into each other. youtu.be/ujAG-zdy6uA?...

@iwriteok.bsky.social with JD Vance saying that UFOs are Demons and Boebert asking H. Clinton about 'Gilgamesh', I suggest a couple relevant bastards: Steve Quayle and L.A. Marzulli. Here is a super cut of Quayle on Coast2Coast AM with Art Bell. I hope it makes your day youtu.be/rqATVHHqLDE?...

American air space has been vulnerable to air incursions from foreign enemies for decades. The Air Force has been more than happy to let UFO loonies develop a mythology of saucers being interested in our atomic sites, but it’s been China, Russia, etc. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_rep...

A reporter needs to ask Lauren Boebert if she prefers Steve Quayle or LA Marzulli when it comes to Gilgamesh.

Just in cast it becomes relevant online.ucpress.edu/jrpc/article...

They spent years warning about FEMA camps. Turns out it was a wish list.

@arabellaspireship.bsky.social Decompressing after work by getting stoned and doing occult adjacent word searched in the DOJ Epstein library. So, while searching 'afterlife', I found this exchange between JE and David Gelernter being the worst pseudo-intellectuals, ever.

@numb.comfortab.ly I figured out how to make Trump read lines from Mesopotamian victory stele.

So, I think I finally figured out how to make Donald Trump read the victory stele of Bronze Age kings. This is the opening of the Victory Stele of Esarhaddon.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

We should all send Markwayne Mullin free tickets to his local trampoline park. He is exactly the type of motherfucker who ends up with a life changing story involving a trampoline.

It's kind of amazing that Markwayne Mullin made it to adulthood, considering he was born in 1977, and 3-wheelers weren't banned until 1988.

If you don't understand why middle-aged white dudes are just now figuring out that Rage Against the Machine is 'woke' is because as teenagers they thought all the lyrics explicitly about revolution and social justice were analogies for their parents not letting them have a dirtbike.

Character assassination that is complete conjecture, but *feels* true: Stephen Miller is using all the human misery he is cause to charge up a cum-sigil on a shrine in the back of his closet because he is a nerd ass chaos magician. If I am right, I want a literal head pat.

My (actual crazy) conspiracy theory: Trump believes that when he dies, the "Trump Force" will leave his body and enter Don Jr, The Golden Bough style. Or Highlander style, if you will. This is why Trump talks about himself in the 3rd person. The ballroom is a shrine for his body.

My personal (less grounded) conspiracy theory: there is some minor occult shit going on with the upper echelon of the Trump admin. Like "time is a flat circle" level shit. Trump is intentionally wearing the mask of a solar king.

My personal (grounded) conspiracy theory: Making the public not trust or understand modern medicine is a lot more efficient and low cost than creating a super flu in a lab. Once the peasants start dying off from scrofula and dropsy, there will be no resource competition with their AI data centers.

@arabellaspireship.bsky.social what in the GD fuck is this? It's an email about an underwater megalithic site off the coast of Cuba. Suggests "intelligent beings with unknown objectives". I don't take it seriously because I actually am a skeptic, but did Epstein actually believe in ancient aliens?

@arabellaspireship.bsky.social check this shit out. I have been searching the DoJ Epstein library for particular 'weird' words, and having searched "mystical", found this exchange with Bannon. They are such Barnes and Nobles occultists. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Oh, yeah, it’s Caturday.

In these times of crisis and turmoil, I find comfort in the holy texts of my youth. Remember, the WEG Star Wars RPG Handbook, First Edition, states that you don't get Dark Side Points for not valuing the lives of Stormtroopers and Imperial Officers.

Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.

Just saying.

I am so ready to collaborate with a NATO peacekeeping occupation.

@meiselasb.bsky.social the term of art for Trump's bunker is "Deep Underground Military Base", or 'DUMB' for short. I hope you get miles of traction out of that. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/deep_un...

How am I the first person in my feed to make this connection?

How to get Trump to shut up for a while and give us some peace? Award him a peace prize! 🏆🤭

We call this "attention seeking social media meltdown".

We should all e-mail this to Pete Hegseth. It's a pamphlet for the ICC's detention center and detainee facilities. Hegseth will get himself banned from the foosball table in less than 48 hours. Print these out and give them to ICE mooks at protests.

Still in a mood. lucianofsamosata.info/wiki/doku.ph...

In a mood. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C....

This would be believable if he championed people's basic needs being met without, but he doesn't, so it's a lie.