Pers-E-Cutor Face

“We tried soft pink lights and used the best makeup, but unfortunately there was nothing we could do.” -Embalmer re: closed casket

Morning Bluesky.

This pathetic decaying, syphilitic-brained sack of flesh wonders why he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s a total mystery.

“hereby terminated” -America's Mad King

Spoiler alert: He was totally sober. As two men clung to the wreckage of a burning boat in the Caribbean, Hegseth gave the order: “Kill them all.” SEAL Team 6 followed it. No questions. No survivors. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

She was 20 years old. Trump has blood on his hands. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen — David Bowie Garbage Depeche Mode St. Etienne Live Aid Philadelphia

I highly recommend dining out for Thanksgiving. No muss, no fuss ✔️ Limited interaction with family ✔️ Multiple choices beyond the bird ✔️ No pumpkin pie ✔️ Quick escape to the bars that open at 6 PM ✔️✔️✔️

He is known to gorge himself on colossal amounts of white meat. Some people say he doesn’t even chew.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, or as it is otherwise known, Theater Kid Olympics.

I read this push alert as thespians not therapists and almost clicked. Frankly, I’d rather take the advice of a bunch of thespians.

This is one of the greatest threads in the history of Bluesky. Put @moudhy.bsky.social in the hall of fame immediately.

Happy Thanksgiving kids! Here’s a banger from My Bloody Valentine: It’s a homage to deep-frying an entire turkey in a bubbling vat of lard. Listen at your own risk. youtu.be/FyYMzEplnfU?...

Kash Patel is a buffoon.

Jesus fucking christ!! !!!

This is horrific. news.sky.com/story/washin...

fuck everyone involved in this decision. scum.

That, & - I don’t care if this sounds ableist to some, these statements apply to him and no one else - anyone who watches a fifteen second video of him talking and wiggling in his seat who doesn’t see a fucking charmless weirdo with negative charisma is a ready, willing victim of a wallet inspector

Fani Willis should retire to Belize with Merrick Garland.

Holy fuck good catch.

It sounds like the DOJ clown car just ran over Kristi Noem. Does she think her Mar-A-Lago face is going to save her like an airbag? www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

Never change Shadyside! This piece is brighter than the Star of Bethlehem! @awaltzcp.bsky.social

Never mind. He’s totally going to replace Kash Patel with Candace Owens.

Watch him replace Kash Patel with Laura Loomer.

Just when you thought we reached peak Nuzzi…

I am on the floor wheezing wearing a Woke 2.0 T-shirt. 😂

Her career trajectory is less promising than John Fetterman’s.

*according to an anonymous “U.S. official”. Sounds sketchy AF. www.cbsnews.com/news/ukraine...

This BBC article gets right to the heart of my rants about modern media. The vast majority of big MAGA accounts were fake yet they’ve managed to find a handful of small Democrat fake accounts and given them equal merit. Fake Scot indie - yes. No mention of fake Reform or ‘English Patriot’ at all.

Tara Palmeri is a "journalist" not a journalist.

Leavitt is really quite a piece of shit for someone so young

Someone needs to invent a new word for incompetence. The current thesaurus is unless at this point.

I can’t wait to see what else Comey’s lawyers find out about this clown show. www.cbsnews.com/news/james-c...

just a reminder that the last time the Trump admin tried to pre-sabotage a future presidential opponent it got him impeached

historic levels of leopards eating faces

DOGE investigations and prosecutions are already overdue

You’re going to want to read this. 👇🏻👇🏻

Welcome to hell.

This is the mix. Diana Brown & Barrie K. Sharpe - The Masterplan (Extended Version) 🎧 youtu.be/SKr3eWDq5WY?...

Every time this jackass opens his mouth, Trump’s approval rating goes down half a percent.

I think it’s funny that the podcast lady from New York is calling out MTG as an “opportunist” yet she hosts Rick Wilson every Monday. Fast politics indeed.

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

Slicker than ICE.

Don’t be shocked when she ends up with a show in the 7pm time-slot on MS NOW. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...

Twitter is just a deep sea of garbage with AI slop fishing for fools.

Colby looks thirsty AF.

I appreciate George, but RFK Jr. can fuck the fuck off.

It’s a messaging bill the Friday before Thanksgiving week. I’m kind of amazed - if you told me in 2015 that in 2025 98 democrats would vote against condemning socialism I’d wonder if you’d been hit in the head.

"Life felt more doable a year and a half ago."