Your new Trumpy Bear now costs $399.99— sorry, two payments of $199.99

That he thinks any of that sounds like a problem IS the problem. I fail to see the downside to any of this.

According to this lunatic Linda Blair is actually Greta Thunberg.

DOGE pulled the same sort of bullshit and used AI to asses the answers. CBS News will rely on less intelligent Bari Weiss which is hilarious. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

I’m thinking about that time Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 for some reason… A refresher 👇🏻 youtu.be/KwAW2zTAJB8?...

Guess who didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize? 😂 news.sky.com/story/nobel-...

fucking WOOF

From @gregsargent.bsky.social on the fascist freak actually running the country: Inside Stephen Miller’s Secret Plan to Normalize Trump’s Dictator Rule He wants to supercharge searing civil tensions to get low-information voters to embrace their inner authoritarian newrepublic.com/article/2014...

This guy sounds like a fucking lunatic.

"‘What the F**k?’ CBS News Insiders Prepare for Takeover by Self-Described ‘Zionist Fanatic’" Exclusive Zeteo reporting from @premthakker.bsky.social on Bari Weiss and taking over CBS News, as employees worry her new role will bring a pro-Israel bias and more censorship. zeteo.com/p/bari-weiss...

"The American people, regardless of where they reside, should not live under the threat of occupation by the United States military, particularly not simply because their city or state leadership has fallen out of a president's favor," Fuck Trump Fuck ICE abcnews.go.com/US/illinois-...

Good Monday to you! Morning music… This is sexy as fuck. Check out delicious Mike Del Rio and Crista Ru. Smashing it all. This is Powers youtu.be/mEBJYXtxveI?...

The behavior of ICE is grotesque. In the end Chicagoans saved him. WATCH

Kash Patel sketched these in high school but never had the balls to get the actual tattoo. This reeks of Mall Ninja energy.

the liberal urge to believe that all conflict comes from having not explained yourself well enough is too strong. just gotta try and explain ooooone more time and surely people will come over to my side

“Large, beefy” sounds like the FBI is now an Arby’s

all of these videos are horrifying. what feels so singularly striking and scary to me in all of them is the individual seething contempt and rage of these agents

Lock his punk ass the fuck up.

This one one of the best threads ever posted to Bluesky. Sound on, and enjoy! 🍸

This guy literally fucks Kristi Noem.

again there is some tension between this performative glee and the notion that Ds should be blamed for the shutdown

On brand. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

She was the best of humanity. RIP youtu.be/XS3_d9d3Hy0?...

I mean FFS. This slop is going to be all over X in a week.

This. I feel like I’m going insane. Whenever I criticize the party and a rando tells me that I’m an “online leftist” who wants to lose, I want to scream motherfucker WE DID lose I just WATCHED us lose and it’s CATASTROPHIC. bsky.app/profile/jaco...

Their plan was to fire 300,000 federal workers. That doesn’t sound like a winning strategy.

The only thing he should host is a parasite.

Bismarck Down.

SCOOP/UPDATE — The White House Office of Management and Budget (OMB) instructed *all* federal agencies to send out the shutdown email with NO modifications permitted, a federal source confirmed. Leadership received these orders via email at 1:30pm ET and then reinforced on a 3pm intra-agency call.

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Biden on his worst day was better than this rambling moron living in a fantasy land. Biden also had a competent staff instead of television sycophants, lick spittles, criminal grifters, and Stephen Miller.

I think Trump’s mental decline is undeniable at this point. Every time he opens his mouth, his liquefied brain pours slowly out of his ears.

“You kill people and break things for a living.” *Sounds exactly like a 7- year old sociopath and future serial killer.

Do a shot! He mentioned Patton!

I'd pay good money for a reaction shot of the audience right now.

Imagine traveling 8,000 miles to listen to this dumb motherfucker? He talks about his son but which son from which mother? Doesn't have like 30 kids from different mothers? www.whas11.com/video/news/p...

Micro-Dick Energy

Hegseth is an obnoxious clown. That’s it. That’s the post.

Looks like Barney has finally had enough of Florida's bullshit.

Never forget what motivates this depraved fuck. * Trump says his plan calls for a “Board of Peace”, an international body that will be headed by himself and leaders from other countries on the board. www.npr.org/2025/02/26/n...

I've never seen a human with such strangely gigantic eyes that were so wide open and closed at the same time.

Watch this. It’s the best thing you will see this morning. ☕️ Also, Fuck ICE

In which a top US Border Patrol official, incredibly, tells my tall and Anglo colleague @chipmitchell1.bsky.social that he's not the type they're looking for as they go about downtown Chicago arresting people based on "how they look" chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

So we've had two white male Marine veterans commit mass shootings this weekend in Michigan and North Carolina leaving at least 4 dead and a church burned down. I'm sure MAGA will declare it an epidemic and push to ban white male Marine veterans from owning guns any day now.

Correction: Trump to attend all-knees Tuesday gathering…

Schumer and Jeffries turned out to be remarkably worse than Merrick Garland, and that’s no small feat.

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Someone please tell Sean James — who abandoned the name Sean Burch upon shifting to writing lazy, pro-Trump garbage for Mediaite — that actually the former vice president’s claim of the closest margin this century is accurate.

Give this piece a read. It’s worth it. “Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that’s wonderful because we’re not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.”