I did a dope thing in Adobe today using JavaScript and I just want people to know that I am very cool.

Put bell bottoms on the child and now she looks taller and older and I don’t like how fast she’s growing.

will not be making a list of New Year’s resolutions until I see 2026 making a few of its own first

Me: The usual, please. Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*

My chips are on the table (doritos)

People talk about a double edged sword as something that can hurt others and also you, but it’s like dude you’re supposed to use both edges on the other guy.

Despite the clear disapproval of his manager, Erik Estrada encouraged me to step over the barrier and have my picture taken with him at a Comic Book Convention.

Does Putin really translate to Poutine in French? Incredible.

Work is closed today and the child is at daycare and this is just nice.

We can, in fact, speak ill of the dead.

Today is MONDAY

« It’s not fun if I have to clean it up » - Me, a Mom

« Fascists, blah » - our kid.

One enjoyable and refreshing feature of One Battle After Another is that we didn’t have to learn about the antagonist’s trauma.

No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."

The child was SO well behaved at brunch today and actually ate a bunch of food. It was weird.

James Caan is inspired casting for Elf.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

For me, one of the funniest jokes in Christmas Vacation is that Clark is not only a food scientist, but seemingly a really good one.

Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult

And if for no other reason, this is why AI needs to die.

I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next

And yet, I am sitting on the hotel bed eating bacon from the fridge that I grabbed this morning from the breakfast buffet…

Just so uncomfortable right now.

McDonald’s hashbrowns but in tater tot format are amazing. #WhoHash

The child is really pushing all of the buttons these days. She’s a threenager through and through and some days, like when you throw your back out and can barely move, are hard AF and they will break you.

reactivating my FanFiction dot net account so a US official will have to base my admission decisions on 120,000 words of softcore Naruto erotica

Ordered @mike.bataligin.com’s Christmas present today!!!

Apart from the feet thing, I think Tarantino going off on Paul Dano (and out of no where unprompted) is one of the weirdest things he’s done.

Zac Oyama is the Colin Mochrie to everyone’s Ryan Stiles.

really went dark for the sequel

We have had exactly zero Wicked-esque things in our house but the child still knew Glinda was « with the green witch ».

I can’t think of a purchase I want LESS this Black Friday than AI anything, but Meta Ray-bans are WAY up there at the bottom.

I like donuts, but I think their boom is starting to reach fro-yo and cupcake levels of market saturation and there will be a donut bust.

I did it. I pulled the trigger on a new phone plan AND a new provider. Big day in our household. Spent easily 8-10 months thinking this over, but we bought our HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS house in the span of a week, and our TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS car in a couple days. Brain is big dumb.

The child is now forward-facing in her car seat. Big day; she’s unphased.

John The Revelator, he’s a smooth operator.

When asked what her favourite part of the train ride was, my 3.5 year old said “the yellow part”.

I am thrilled for them to continue the Hallmark/NFL Cinematic Universe, but it needs to be better than the 2025 offering. That one was rough.

I have never been a Bills fan, because fuck football, but because of this movie I will now actively despise them.

Listen, I am biased because Tyler Hynes is one of my go to Hallmark guys, but this Bills Holiday Touchdown is nowhere near as entertaining or fun or, good, even, as the Chiefs Holiday Touchdown.

There is not a chance in heck that woman is pregnant and I’m not convinced she has ever been pregnant. #HolidayTouchdown #GoBills

Guys, he hasn’t been on an ice bike in like…four years.

soooooooooomeBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me

1/4 of the way through a road trip with the little one. Train ride to a city an hour away, bus ride to a play area, taxi ride back to the station, and now train ride to go home and grab the car. Parts 2 through 4 of the trip will commence when we get back to the train station.

I do not like your AI slop I do not want this worthless glop I do not read its overviews I don't care what Grok says is true I do not like it here nor there I'm tired of it everywhere

I know she has a lot of trauma and what have you, but boy howdy does Mirabel’s abuela just sucks so much. Gaslighting, blaming a child for something she was not responsible for, and withholding affection for no discernible reason. #Encanto

Not a single person likes talking to an AI chatbot, voice, etc to do a thing. No one. So let’s maybe cool it on the “AI will enhance our lives” rhetoric.

Apologies to the Gownlock family.