Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

I turn 60 in June. I'm gonna get my knuckles tattooed. I'm gonna get the same thing I would have tattooed on my knuckles 40 years if I'd been even stupider than I already was.

Crockett: "What if someone from another country said 'We're gonna bomb America bc we have a warrant for the president's arrest bc of the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.' Every single one of you sticking up for him right now would be screaming. The analysis has to be the same."

You’ll want to watch this to have a good laugh while you cry.

Hope is a wish one expects to come true.

My wife is Hope

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.

The difference is stunning!!! Couldn’t be more obvious the PEDOstein does NOT care about our troops!

Legalize comedy!!!!!

What the actual fuck?

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Well done, Gov. Grisham. We need more people with guts like you.

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

Yeah. Trump is sick in the head! We don't need a brain surgeon to tell us what we already know, but there it is. This explains it. So why is this lunatic still allowed to ruin our country? Watch the end of the video.

One possibly benefit from this unpopular, losing war with Iran is that the stress level for the child rapist must be through the roof. Come on blood pressure 240/140.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Hey Donald did you see this? Have a nice day.

At this point, handing jeff bezos and amazon money is harmful to our country and borders on treason.

You can judge a family by the company it keeps.

Truly unbelievable stuff. Just up there shamelessly lying his ass off

Donald Trump is all medulla oblongata at this point. There’s no one home.

So the big time bankers didn't see what us wage laborers were screaming from the rooftops?

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

Ok I lied 🤥😉😂😂 Last one now GOODNIGHT 😴

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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Can we just fast forward to the bunker part of this nazi shit?

BREAKING: The US has confirmed those 168 school girls and staff were liberated by a Tomahawk missile and their rescuers were liberated by a 2nd Tomahawk in a "double-tap". That's two liberations for the price of one. If you don't support this, I can only assume you hate freedom.

What an odd question. Honey . . . I have houseplants and dead AAA batteries smarter than Trump.

Someone fixed the pedophile president's Truth Social post. 😳👇

Is it really a war? Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

Denmark Strikes Back.