Much better now, thanks.

“Golden Age,” if you own the mine, but not if you own the shovel.

January 6 was the dress rehearsal. ICE is the touring production.

Isn't that something couldn't get American poon tang and got em a mail order wife

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If we need protection from our own government, the social contract has been cancelled.

He would have to improve exponentially to attain the status of animal.

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😂😂😂 The last five words 😂😂😂

That split second between “this is fine” and “why is this happening.”

Whenever Epstein trends, maps become his shopping list.

Trump’s rationale for invading Venezuela has had more twists and turns than a telenovela.

Figure it out.

If you’re taking the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test that often it’s not proof of genius - it’s a monitoring plan.

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Damn boi! Let's do dis! Take some tokes for me. Whatcha you're 🥂 choice? Cheers 🥂, babe! ❤️🫂💋 🎊🥳 That's gotta be rough, I do understand.

That's how to do it! Damn, wish I was partying withcha. Lmk, you're home safe. It's rough having to endure any MAGz! Hugs, babe. ❤️🫂💋🙏🏼

Good morning Bluesky! Trump slashed UN aid from $17B to $2B, tells agencies to “adapt or die.” Trump says he gets Putin’s ceasefire tantrum. Kyiv gets bombed, Venezuela gets bombed, the world’s on fire and Washington brought kerosene. 🔥

Hahaha! Of course, not. None of our truths are real, it's lies to them. How can they be so blind? Your boy driving you back home?

I can't wait to not see it happen. Boom! 💥

Dis asshat; kissing chocolate starfishz together! He's high on the aroma of it still; he's even slurring. PAB! High, 👹🍊💩🤡🧠less❤️less🍑 huh? You're a suck of 💩‼️ Our country, the world not liking you much, at all!!!

Yeppp. Puke!!!

Face plant; down dem stairs!!!! 👹🍊💩🤡🧠less❤️less🍑! Gosh, I can't, with him! 🤬😡🤬 I just fukk'in CAN'T! 👹 I love you President Zelenskyy! ❤️🫂💋 I can't watch anything with you; I cry so hard! You're such a beautiful man. Be our President! I'm so sorry, we have a fukk'in asshat running our country.

Trump says he thinks Putin is serious about peace

The new Melania movie reveals she was granted an Einstein visa because she claimed to be an anthropologist and an expert in dating fossils.

This picture should be shown with every mention of the Epstein files.

It could happen today. Don't give up hope. 😆

I don’t go to church and God and I are both aware of why.

Good morning Bluesky! A weed CEO bought a seat at Trump’s table with seven-figure checks, got a two-hour Oval Office hang, and walked out with marijuana rescheduling. Meanwhile, consumer confidence is tanking, groceries are up, and Trump’s posting about marble armrests and “no inflation.”

When the Messiah is tired and the apostles are auditioning.

Marble armrests so the poor know this building was never meant for elbows like theirs.

I haven't been; so it'd probably be pretty awesome for me. I'm sure. 😘

Hey, babe. That's gotta be exciting! Nothing like being at home! I heard it's beautiful there. Is it?

Went there 86 87

I went to college east stroudsburg broke into cabins steal the liquor cuz we were broke mother fuckers

Yeah. I'm thinking that 2% is those who are in a politically divided household. Or not. Either way, I'm glad with this poll.

Hey, bebez. K. Den let's get to it. 💋💋💋 Hehe.

💙💋💙💋💙💋💙💋💙💋 No, I have not. Tell me. 💙🫂💋 Beautiful song, bebe. 🔥 MBBEB. 💋

Sometimes the adults aren’t in the room. They’re in orbit.

Good morning Bluesky! Trump’s flex tour continued yesterday: claims Zelenskyy gets nothing without his okay, DOJ told to drop Epstein Dem names like party favors, federal agencies praise Jesus on Xmas. Trump is a thin-skinned bully whose threats sound more hollow by the day.

Why MAGA doesn’t understand humor: • Context is dismissed • Satire is read as belief • Bad faith is the default lens • Punchlines are mistaken for positions • Ambiguity feels threatening • Laughter implies someone is “getting away with something”

Hehe. 😘 I do know how that is. Nothing like home.

Of course, he's the master hoax man.

HAHAHA!!! 💥 HAHAHA!!!!💥💥 HAHAHA!!! 💥💥💥 He wish it was us dems; it was him, RWNJS, Podcaster, coz him! I'm so happy this is popping in his face! I really am. You still having fun, GerrE? 💋💋💋

Yup! 💯! 👹🤬🤬🤬‼️ No mistake about it. Shame!

The bruise that launched a thousand questions.