I didn't want to depend on US-censored news so I googled "how to watch BBC" and immediately got content so bold my red wine blushed.

In a vile rant, Sen. Ron Johnson accused Democrats of “training” and “using” Renée Nicole Good and Alex Pretti as “martyrs” for the cause.

MS NOW panelists laughed at the disconnect between the massive swell of enthusiasm for this weekend's No Kings protests and the awkward scenes from this week's CPAC gathering.

The world sucks so watch this.

Good morning fellow TDS sufferers.

My Fave colonial costumes #NoKings family. Hudson. NY

No Kings, sure, but this is a bit rough.

Hoping to meet a guy at No Kings who composts, votes blue, and can cook - love in the time of constitutional crises.

American minority groups who actively support the Trump regime will always confound me. Like, you know you *personally* are in line to be persecuted, right, no matter how servile you are?

If you're heading to No Kings today, leave the bear spray, weapons, and zip ties at home - this is NOT a Republican event.

YesSir!

I'm sure a lot, coz he's way out there. Idk. I keep asking about that something. Hurry up; you kno?

Let's! I'm over sick over this BS! You hear me?

"We HAD" is correct. 1st time ever, he spoke some kinda truth. 1st time! The rest; all lies, again! 👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹 All the way off!

Trump: "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country in the first term. We are blowing 'em away right now."

"Big dix?" Speak probably! You have all the moolah now, you've been ripping us off, you can get free speakinglessons! You, your kids, & your friends, getting extra wealthy, behind the prez seal. 👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹🖕🏼👹

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April 6 is my birthday. Now it'll double as a live global stress test - all I wanted was some cake, not war crimes.

Hi, GerrE. Again. Dis one was better, it'll listen, on command. 🤖

When you kno it's better than the the LOSER, you're with... you might jess need to get kinky! Not saying you're a jem (ah, um... coz you're not) I personally feel you're an alien 👽! Must be real good. A smoke after, too. Light your fire! 🔥 Gurl; do it! ‼️💥‼️

Nah Satan waiting on that bitch

Our father who art in heaven 🙏

Q: What does Melania say to Donald after sex? A: "I'll be home in 30 minutes."

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American Psycho poses with Patrick Bateman, 2013.

You kno it! I wish he would.

When it's not your money, "it's always nice to have." Bankrupt #6

COLLINS: If the war is ending, do you still need $200 billion? TRUMP: It's always nice to have. It's a very inflamed world, and the Democrats inflame it

Me, seeing WWIII has been delayed five days.

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

When anxiety becomes a morning routine.

My brain runs a podcast called “What If, But Worse.”

“BDSM” to me is just, Bed, Snacks. Don’t Move.

You must! ❤️

We'll take turns. You have to be nice.

It's a old whip. You wanna play, GerrE?.

Look out, y'all. Don't mess with me. K?

He wants you to know how evil and cruel he is to scare you into compliance. Instead, let his insanity fuel your defiance.

I'm an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Next week the DMV will be running NORAD.

Robert Mueller: Captain/United States Marine Corps, Vietnam War/Operation Scotland II AUSA U.S. Assistant Deputy AG FBI Director Bronze Star with "V" device Purple Heart Medal Navy Commendation Medal Combat Action Ribbon South Vietnam Gallantry Cross Donald Trump: Bone spurs, convicted felon, pedo

I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.

He has trouble looking me in the eyes afterwards.

At 24: carefree youth At 25: seasoned veteran

!!!

Damn right! Thank you. ❤️

Y'all miss me? I missed the shite outta you!!!

I’ve been stuck here for over a week?! 🤷🏼‍♂️