I'm gonna write a book.

Hey, Kash!

Yeah, I'm catching up on uploading the music from the last several episodes. Yeah, sometimes I'm bad at my job. Yeah. FYSW

I sometimes forget that we started as a comedy podcast. It just so happened to coincide with the beginning of Trump's second term, and obviously, that produced so much to discuss. It's nice to get back to the roots every now and again.

Episode 66 out now! Everywhere you listen to podcasts!

I just finished the outro song for tomorrow's episode about aliens, and somehow, it turned into a "let's have sex with them" bop. I'm happy with it.

"I don't think about Americans' financial situations. I don't think about anything...."

🚨 STOP TRUMP’S ILLEGAL ATTACK ON OUR FORESTS 🚨 He is trying to illegally dismantle the US Forest Service and sell out our public lands. We can't let him. This tool finds your Rep and drafts a letter for you in 30 seconds. Send it NOW: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

This one doubled as another huge waste of money AND crimes against humanity!

Show us some support and wear some great swag!

Guess what just happened again.

Don't bother me right now, I'm looksmaxxing.

As is tradition, when trump falls asleep during something, I will be posting this everywhere. youtu.be/untvCvnXP7c?...

Happy Mothers Day to all you ladies in the trenches.

Small joy in life #3: I curled my daughters hair this morning, and someone asked if mommy did it, so I must be getting pretty good!

Small joy in life #2: Baiting MAGA on youtube.

Small joy in life: Fiber supplementation. Out of necessity, or recreational.

I'm going to start posting small joys in life to help spread some positivity.... Mostly to myself.

Why is Biden making us all get Hantavirus now?

Any time we get a glimmer of hope... www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Alexa, how do I become the deep state?

Don't ever let Trump supporters forget how weird they truly are. youtube.com/watch?v=-OIk...

I'm officially old enough now to truly appreciate Fresca.

I go to Virgina, the people vote for redistricting. I leave Virginia, the state courts block the redistricting that the people voted for. Do not make me come down there...

But seriously, though, let me know if you want any feet pics. I found like a literal ton of them.

One day I will realize my dream of being patient zero for something big

Why do they hate veterans so much? youtube.com/shorts/2lK1Z...

Update on The Devil Wears Prada tickets my wife surprised me with: Not what I thought it was.

Don't Look Up. youtube.com/watch?v=-E9u...

While we're ranking things, the best kind of salad is egg. I shall entertain no arguments.

Sure, they're top 5 easily, but are pandas the BEST kind of bear?

You can't talk to me that way, I'm a solid 7.

The Knicks will not get my hopes up this year. I refuse.

My daughter just screamed that if she doesn't get another dessert, she's going to burn the house down. Bitch, you're four. I could beat the shit out of you so bad before you even struck the match.

My wife speaks way more sweetly to the houseplants than she does to me.

Quit lookin at ma penus

I'm good at ballrooms. youtube.com/shorts/5ZtuZ...

Cinco de Mayo fell on Taco Tuesday this year. Take a moment to appreciate the little things.

Thinking has had no involvement thus far. Why begin now? It isn't hyperbole. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/o...

Just recorded an upcoming episode super baked with a haphazardly thrown together soundboard. We can both hear it for the first time, together! youtube.com/@thedingodai...

❄️ youtube.com/shorts/oqJJS...

URGENT: There is now a bill pending in the North Carolina legislature to designate "Raise Up" by Petey Pablo as the state's official hip-hop song www.ncleg.gov/Sessions/202...

I'm running for office. My whole shtick will be challenging my republican colleagues to fisticuffs on a regular basis to prove how alpha they are.

Have we tried rubbing the presidents nose in it?

Transcendent

I think one of I things that irks me the most is when I'm looking for a 9V battery, and you open the junk drawer, and wouldn't ya know it? Boom. Full of squirrels.

posting for academic purposes

Usually, they replace the urinal flush sensors with cameras. The deep state is always watching your dick.

Authoritarian gov’t exists when the legislative majority abdicates and the judiciary is ignored. Vote in the midterms to seat a legislature that will contest the authoritarian executive. zurl.co/UPkgr