Pot, meet kettle.

Just horrible.

Up, up, and away!

Enough poor people have died from Ebola in Central Africa where we finally have to talk about it.

TICTAC

I bet he ordered grilled nuggets.

$7.25 in 2009 is worth about $5 today. Congress hasn't touched it since. Name a more consistent bit.

Good news, but so much damage has been done. Even breast cancer screenings are down 20%

That 5% is really loud and annoying online.

Soccer.

My cat has a new habit of wanting to rough house only when I'm using the toilet.

Maybe address it in your next project, you evil rats.

Who wasn't paying attention??

Happy 4th. I got hit by an ice cream truck tonight.

Spare 10 seconds to celebrate the USA!

It is a great day to look back and reflect on our decisions as a country.

Happy 250th birthday, America! I hope you get well soon!

I wonder if it was an open bar or if the tall boys still cost $22.

Well, that explains a small portion of my diarrhea.

Yes! THE Vanilla Ice!

Oh, no thanks, I don't need any more street cred. I'm all full up.

5if thing that I learned on my Bluesky suspension: Sometimes you can get a little baked and write an amazing hilarious screenplay thats gonna be huge and then the next day you realize it's not that great and it's also dude where's my car

The 4nd thing I learned during my Bluesky suspension: The last one kinda reminded me that I have no idea where my children have been for the last 59 hours.

3th thing I learned during my Bluesky suspension: My chickens have missed me, and I need to learn to put the phone down sometimes and just be present with them.

Yes. But also.... posturing.

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Someone's got their holiday weekend plans all lined up already

Mitch McConnell being in the hospital has me convinced that the heat in DC is due to a portal to hell opening so he can go home

I agree with Mia Farrow

Okay, last one for now. We did it.

Almost caught up..

Playing catch-up

Posting here a day late due to my suspension. Next time, I'll try and time my violations better. Anyhoo.... Ep. 73 out now!

2nd thing I've learned from my Bluesky suspension: You would think you'd get tired of spending all day drunk dialing ex-bosses and masturbating to episodes of "According to Jim" instead of posting online. You will not.

1st thing I learned from my Bluesky suspension: No matter how true it may be, you aren't allowed to express a desire to punch the face of anyone in the current administration on this platform.

Good morning. I'm have returned from my three day Bluesky suspension. Throughout the day, I will be documenting everything I've learned from my punishment.

It's enough to make a grown man cry...

Maybe politicians should be listening to their constituents. What a novel idea.

Don't let the name deter you. It still makes me laugh.

I'm just so tired. Like all the time.

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MAGA immediately took to the comments lol 😆

"I always feel like somebody's watching meeeeeee!"

Mayor Mamdani just kicked off pool season by jumping in the pool with kids from Harlem. This is the guy MAGA and Trump are spending all of their energy trying to make voters fear. It isn’t working.

Take a breather. Read some good news.

It can't all be doom and gloom politics. Happy Pride, y'all! 🏳️‍🌈

I don't have anything to say either. This all speaks for itself.

I'm sure vaccine deniers will see the error of their ways with this one.

My kids were so excited for the last day of school. I decided to give them a movie night to celebrate. My Dog Skip. Get used to the roller coaster of emotions that we call life.

He makes it too easy.